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Vikings Defeat Lions 27-10 November 15th, 2009

Grassy Knoll Institute | November 19th 2009 by Patrick

As some of you may have noticed, this post is very late. I have a very good excuse for it. I was traveling to Gatlinburg on my annual pilgrimage to the great Smoky Mountains. I followed the game the best I could on NFL.com but it was frustrating read read more

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The Kennedy’s Go Sailing

Grassy Knoll Institute | November 18th 2009 by Patrick

Click Photo For Larger Version Sailing is the order of the day as President Kennedy and the First lady relax on a trip to Hyannis Port. Number 72 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNO read more

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Heaven Or Hell

Grassy Knoll Institute | November 15th 2009 by Patrick

Saw this sign on a car on the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee recently. I pondered a moment and thought… A far better question is, What the Hell is Lady Gaga? Depending on the answer, it could be Heaven or Hell. Or both! Back To Postcards Edg read more

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Half A Century Old Today

Grassy Knoll Institute | November 12th 2009 by Patrick

Yes, that’s me, just a couple of days ago, sitting on a tomb in the cemetery enjoying the uncharacteristically beautiful warm November weather. On my 50th birthday, I came to the realization that I have had gray hair for half of my life. Yes, I read more

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Smoky Mountain Brewery Chicken Tenders

Grassy Knoll Institute | November 11th 2009 by Patrick

If you read my Blue Plate Special critiques, (And shame on you if you do not) then The Smoky Mountain Brewery restaurant on the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee is no stranger. Tonight’s offering was a simple choice, and with the restaurant cro read more

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Minnesota Vikings Win Bye Week

Grassy Knoll Institute | November 9th 2009 by Patrick

NFL Week Nine: Minnesota Vikings Bye Week The Minnesota Vikings players had the week off to rest, relax, and rejuvenate with their bye week. Even without an opponent this week, the Vikings increased their lead in the NFC North division. The Green Bay read more

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Original Thought Screen Helmet Wearers

Grassy Knoll Institute | November 6th 2009 by Patrick

The Grassy Knoll Institute has long suspected that Catholic nuns were the original target of the evil race of aliens stealing and controlling our very thoughts. The aliens plan was to control the nuns that teach and shape the children of the world an read more

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Brett Favre – Redemption – Homecoming

Grassy Knoll Institute | November 3rd 2009 by Patrick

Green Bay Wisc: Superior, they say, never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early. The media lights have gone dim, the microphones turned off, the all game day Favre cam unplugged, and the Vikings are on their way back to Minnesota, a read more

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Halloween Melons Contest – Winner 2009

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 31st 2009 by Patrick

Grassy Knoll Institutes Fourth Annual Best Melons Winner: The 2009 Melons harvest has been a bumper crop as six contestants entered their lovely ripe melons for all to enjoy. As with all contests, there must be a winner and Valerie’s bountiful read more

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Halloween Costume Contest – Winner 2009

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 31st 2009 by Patrick

Meet Gemma Massey, winner of the 2009 Dark Zone Best Halloween Costume. Gemma is an international glamor model who hails from England. You can find her work all over the Internet but a good place to start is Gemma’s My Space Page. Congratulatio read more

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Halloween Caption Contest

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 31st 2009 by Patrick

Have a look at the above photo and use your paranormal, abbynormal, subnormal, immoral, and normal cognitive skills to conjure up a caption for this picture. Good luck to everyone. Happy Halloween – Samhain Back To Halloween Dark Zone Archive read more

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Giant Silver Skull

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 31st 2009 by Patrick

Here is your Halloween challenge. I have hidden an object in this picture. It will be up to you to identify this object and report back to us where it is. Are you ready? Can you find the silver skull in this picture? Bonus challenge: Can you find the read more

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Houses To Avoid During Halloween

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 31st 2009 by Patrick

Many people decorate their homes and yards for the Halloween season with some going over the edge with electronic light shows and sound tracks making it appear like an authentic haunted evil house. To those people, the Grassy Knoll Institute salutes read more

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Ghost Lake Conneaut – Corn Maze Video

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 31st 2009 by Patrick

Last monday morning I was at Conneaut Lake park that houses the haunted attraction Ghost Lake. I decided to take a tour around the park. Here is the Jeepers Creepers Corn Maze in the daylight. In Reverse. You should visit Ghost lake tonight, Hallowe read more

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The New Super Girl – Gemma Massey

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 31st 2009 by Patrick

The Grassy Knoll Institute thinks it’s time for a brunette to take on the role as Super Girl, the DC Comic book super hero from the planet Krypton. International glamour model Gemma Massey showcases her super girl Halloween costume. Tell me you read more

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Halloween Melons Contest – Entry #5

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 30th 2009 by Patrick

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a late entry for the 2009 best Halloween Melons contest. The Grassy Knoll Institute judges were in a quandary on whether to accept such a late entry as all the votes were in and tallied. That is, until we got a look at read more

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Ghost Lake Conneaut – The Lighter Side

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 30th 2009 by Patrick

On Moday morning October 26th, the Grassy Knoll Institute investigative team invaded Ghost Lake Conneaut. We were the only people on the lot. We had just visited the haunt a few days earlier on Saturday and wanted to get a different perspective on th read more

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Ghost Lake Conneaut 2009 – Revisited – Part 3 Of 4

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 30th 2009 by Patrick

We had survived the first four levels of fear and were halfway complete. We stopped outside the hotel a few minutes to regroup and set out for the next four levels beginning with Terror Down Under, then off to The Fog, Then Jeepers Creepers, and endi read more

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Famous Male Super Heroes

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 30th 2009 by Patrick

Here’s one for the ladies just in time for Halloween. Below is a collection of Hollywood actors who portrayed Super Heroes. Many of the stars below are mega-stars including George Clooney and Christian Bale. See if you can pick them out. Please read more

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Ghost Lake Conneaut 2009 – Part 2 Of 4

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 29th 2009 by Patrick

The night air was crisp, the leaves falling off the trees and rustling under our feet as we walked the midway on way to our first haunt, Level number one, Doctor Contagious. I looked at my investigative team and had a feeling that this night would be read more

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Ghost Lake Conneaut 2009 – Revisited – Part 1

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 28th 2009 by Patrick

Last year the Grassy Knoll Institute investigated Ghost Lake, the new Halloween haunted attraction located inside Conneaut Lake Amusement Park. The setting had almost ideal conditions. A certified haunted hotel, a burned out midway, and a closed secl read more

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Halloween Melons Contest – Entry #4

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 27th 2009 by Patrick

If Crystal was on the Real Housewives Of The OC, I would tune in and watch. Crystal’s harvest of melons produced a bountiful result. One last word on entry #4. Cougar-licious. Happy Halloween – Samhain Back To Halloween Dark Zone Archive read more

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Vikings Lose To Steelers 10/25/2009

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 27th 2009 by Patrick

The Minnesota Vikings played one of their best game of the season yesterday, despite losing to defending super bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers 27-17. If any game could be called a good loss, this one is in that category. The Vikings out-gained the read more

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The Meadow

Watch what your saying | October 27th 2009 by Dmobile215

Sometimes in the summerI like to goDown to the meadowWhere bright flowers grow. I love all the colors,And their fragrance so sweet,And feel the cool grassOn the soles of my feet. There’s a small grassy knollOn which I can lie,And watch all the read more

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Halloween Costume Contest – Entry #4

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 26th 2009 by Patrick

This is a most ingenious of Halloween costumes. This one has it all. Sexy woman, boobs, skimpy costume, props, and humorous setting. Is this photo a photoshopped creation or is Martha real life flying witch. You be the judge. What say you are!!! Happ read more

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Famous Female Super Heroes

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 25th 2009 by Patrick

In the past, women in Super Hero movies were relegated to supporting roles usually upstaged by a lesser known male actor. However times have changed since the invention of spandex and the thong. Today, some of the Mega Star status women have had sta read more

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GraftoBian Body Paint

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 24th 2009 by Patrick

The Las Vegas Halloween show presented by Transworld had plenty of costume booths. Most were standard fare costumes, Wal-Mart type costumes. However, right across the way was the Graftobian Make-Up Company booth. This company was high end quality. As read more

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Well Do Ya Punk

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 21st 2009 by Patrick

I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head read more

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Halloween Melons Contest – Entry #3

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 20th 2009 by Patrick

This was a tough decision to make. The above photo has a bevy of beautiful women all with magnificent ripe melons. The Grassy Knoll Institute couldn’t decide on just one, so we selected them all. Vote now for your favorite. The women have numbe read more

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Vikings Defeat Ravens 33-31 10/18/2009

Grassy Knoll Institute | October 19th 2009 by Patrick

I know, I know, I know times are changing, Its time we all reach out 4 something new, That means u 2, U say u want a leader, But u cant seem 2 make up your mind. I think u better close it, And let me guide u 2 the purple rain. Adrian Peterson versus read more