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More Worries and Cello
Up the Hill Backwards | October 8th 2008 by Suzie
Part of my job is to go see all the local elementary schools so I know what to recommend to parents about their kids continuing education. Today I went on a tour of one of the local public schools. It was a great school. It emphasized the arts and read more
My Pod Kids
Up the Hill Backwards | October 7th 2008 by Suzie
I don't know how or why it happened but both children were good last night. Really good. It was wonderful but strange and creepy at the same time. As they gathered around my lap listening to stories and holding each others hands I felt a chill. W read more
Bad Mommy Strikes Again
Up the Hill Backwards | September 22nd 2008 by Suzie
This morning little S woke up snotty and coughing and just generally ill. So I said to myself shes not sick. She's just a little tried.The teacher in me said "Hey bad parent that child is sick. You cannot bring that baby to school."The mommy in m read more
Dont Let the Bed Bugs Bite
Up the Hill Backwards | September 18th 2008 by Suzie
Since B has turned 4 we've gone through lots of trials an tribulations. The bobo withdrawal. The constant beating up of his sister. But one of the highlights was the arrival of his bog boy bed. If you've been reading my blog for awhile you'll reme read more
Operation Bobo-Day 6- B Speaks
Up the Hill Backwards | September 16th 2008 by Suzie
Hello my name is B and I am a bobo addict.Its been a long six days without the bobos. At first I thought they were kidding when they talked about taking it away. I mean who in their right mind would live without the wonderful feeling of sucking on read more
Operation Bobo-Days 4-5 Anger
Up the Hill Backwards | September 15th 2008 by Suzie
Since the atomic smasher is quiet at this point a team of unemployed scientists were flown in this weekend to observe the affect of pacifier withdrawal on little boys and their surrounding environment. It seems that the waves of anger and rage cause read more
Operation Bobo
Up the Hill Backwards | September 11th 2008 by Suzie
Usually September 11th is a hard day for me. It is a day filled with some pretty awful memories of running a daycare in downtown Manhattan as all hell broke loose all around us. But this September 11th is a different for me. This September 11th is read more
Black Holes at 3am
Up the Hill Backwards | September 9th 2008 by Suzie
Last night my little S did not sleep. Thus I did not sleep. I rocked her, I held her, I even begged her but apparently sleep is not her thing. So during the night I watched lots of TV. I caught up on Weeds which I love but not at 3am. I watched read more
It's Bloggin Time
Up the Hill Backwards | September 5th 2008 by Suzie
OK now this is getting serious. I don't know when it started to happen but my kids and my work are seriously getting in the way of my blogging.I mean just now I had thought of the most witty intelligent thing to blog about and someone stoped by my o read more
Its not easy to be a mommy!
MiXed Cultures Mama's Blog | September 3rd 2008 by Elspeth
Nothing really special happened today..My day has been ok so far; well don’t count me screaming early in the morning today. Hehehe!! Sometimes my kids do try my patience! Like today, I woke up at 7.15am, preparing to work as fast as I can and need read more
Why I hate Class Trips
Up the Hill Backwards | August 25th 2008 by Suzie
On Friday we took a class trip to the aquarium. I hate these trips. I know they are great for the kids and families but as an administrator I get all sweaty just thinking about them. My mother put the fear into me with stories of her teaching days read more
Moms= Sexy Superheros
Up the Hill Backwards | August 19th 2008 by Suzie
I was walking down the street and heard someone say , "You're born alone you die alone." I got so angry wanted to stop and yell "What you crazy man? Are you nuts? Who is born alone? Wasn't your mom somewhere in this birth scenario? In fact I guaran read more
Super B
Up the Hill Backwards | August 5th 2008 by Suzie
Yesterday I was making dinner and the baby was sitting outside of the gate playing with an empty old picture frame. She was cooing happily and waving the frame around. I was humming a tune feeling all was good in the world. I walked into the living read more
Tests, Tests,Tests
Up the Hill Backwards | July 28th 2008 by Suzie
Today is the big test day. Does my baby have epilepsy, a brain tumor or is she just a silly little baby trying to freak her mama out with all this shaking stuff?The word test is a scary one it brings to mind awful childhood memories. The word test read more
What Me Worry?
Up the Hill Backwards | July 25th 2008 by Suzie
Things I ended up worrying about at 3:30am when Little S decided to scream instead of sleep:If the tomato sauce I used last night was contaminated with some horrible disease and we would all die in the night and it would all be my fault. It made a w read more
The Adventure of Insane Mommy Part 2
Up the Hill Backwards | April 10th 2008 by Suzie
Welcome to the adventures of Insane Mommy. Once a mild mannered married lady named Suzie. Now with the birth of her two children at the sign of any illness or distress in her children she can become :Insane Mommy!Stronger than a bad smell.Faster th read more
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