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The Bell Pages Blog | September 29th 2008 by Honeybell
The Internet is a bizarre medium in which people can find each other and communicate on such a personal level, at times a level unknown 'in real life'. Yet without actual face to face interaction, so much can be lost in translation. I wan read more
*F* This Friday
The Bell Pages Blog | September 25th 2008 by Honeybell
You know what's absolutely fan-freaking-tastic? When you are innocently sitting in your own living room reading blogs on the laptop, and someone asks "What are you doing, homework?" THEN, when you answer "No, I'm just playing" (which is c read more
Fuck This Fridays
The Bell Pages Blog | September 19th 2008 by Honeybell
My beautiful and talented friend Mrs Kitty from Kitty Concerto started this last week, and I'm a total follower, so here we go with my very first 'Fuck This' series post. Essentially a lovely list of things that have been pissing me off throughout t read more
The Story of Honeybell and Her First Boyfriend Is Old Enough to D…
The Bell Pages Blog | September 16th 2008 by Honeybell
I've been thinking a lot about my last post. It was my tongue in cheek way of confronting the true end of my first love, but I think that deserves better. This story is 23 years old.Oy Vey.********I was the epitome of awkward. Fourteen years old with read more
If You And I Have Had Sex, Read This Post!
The Bell Pages Blog | September 9th 2008 by Honeybell
Today I am annoyed, saddened, and distressed that a certain person, whom I care about a great deal, and at one point in life fully expected to marry and procreate with, but haven't seen in years and years, has apparently gone ahead and lived his lif read more
Cookies, Promises, and Makeup. Oh My!
The Bell Pages Blog | September 1st 2008 by Honeybell
I recently discovered a program I think everyone should know about. The thing is, you probably already know. For some reason I'm always out of the loop on these things.Apparently there is a program called Upromise. It is an organization that partn read more
I Want To Be A Registered Nurse
The Bell Pages Blog | August 28th 2008 by Honeybell
Today (Friday) I will submitting my official application to the nursing program. Included in the application I must submit an essay on "Why I want to be a nurse". Oddly enough, simply throwing out "I need to make the cash, yo. Ah-ight?" won't get read more
Poor and White: Trash must be right around the corner.
The Bell Pages Blog | August 21st 2008 by Honeybell
The lovely and talented Jessica tagged me for a six things about me meme. She knows how much I suck at this, so blame her. Always having to put my own spin on things, my six things are those which are currently in the forefront of my mind. 1. read more
An Open Letter to Honeybell On Her 18th Birthday
The Bell Pages Blog | August 19th 2008 by Honeybell
A fantastic idea blatantly stolen from inspired by the lovely Amanda over at Shamelessy Sassy. What would you say to your 18 year old self? Dear Daneen at 18, Let's get this out of the way right now: Stop bleaching your fucking hai read more
Oompah Loompah Doompadah Dee
The Bell Pages Blog | August 14th 2008 by Honeybell
I do a lot of complaining. One of my favorite complaints involves my weight (I know, it's a popular one). What I find most irritating is that I have lived the majority of my life at or below my "ideal weight". I hit thirty, had a baby, and now her read more
I Have Low Self Esteem, Which Is Silly Considering How Awesome I…
The Bell Pages Blog | August 7th 2008 by Honeybell
There has been all type of social drama streaking throughout the blogosphere lately. (By lately I mean probably always. I'm not pointing in any one direction) I really hate that type of thing, and with the exception of one instance when a dear fri read more
Updated Whining
The Bell Pages Blog | July 30th 2008 by Honeybell
Okay, so I made my appointment with a new doctor to get my meds refilled. *Go me.* My old doctor picked up and left town without so much as a "kiss my ass", so I was stuck finding a new doc on my own. After thinking about doing lots of research read more
I Want:
The Bell Pages Blog | July 29th 2008 by Honeybell
*A degree*A job in ICU*A house of my own (um, to own that is. Not all by myself)*Joy*Too see Jack Johnson play in August.*My children to miraculously begin cooking and cleaning for themselves.*Passion*Skinny thighs*A Starbucks in my living room.*A b read more
Bring on the Brie
The Bell Pages Blog | July 22nd 2008 by Honeybell
As I was catching up on my blog reading the other day, I came across this post by Miss Britt. It hit home in a most unpleasant way. I've made mention of my own battle with depression here, most importantly how it manifests itself as read more
Why I'm Not A Psych Nurse
The Bell Pages Blog | June 8th 2008 by Honeybell
I had been a nurse for less than a year. I was 21 years old and my biggest challenge in nursing so far had been handsy old men with bronchitis. My first patient of the evening was a young woman admitted the diagnosis of dehydration. She had just c read more
Why I Shouldn't Speak to Retail Clerks
The Bell Pages Blog | June 5th 2008 by Honeybell
So I was about 5 months pregnant with the Monkey when Mr. Honeybell and I were at the grocery store. It was June, hot as hell, and I was wearing a tank. Being my second baby I was definitely showing, but probably tipping the scales at about 135. I read more
Yeah. The Neighbors LOVE Us.
The Bell Pages Blog | June 1st 2008 by Honeybell
I’ve posted a few times about our batshit crazy neighbors. Recently Mr. Honeybell and I were outside being obnoxious, so I warned him “You know, we are probably creating blog fodder for someone else right now!” To save them the trouble, I've read more
Life As A Nurse: Things My Patients Have Taught Me
The Bell Pages Blog | May 21st 2008 by Honeybell
I spend a lot of time educating patients about medicines, breast feeding, and home care. What isn't as obvious are the numerous lessons I learn in return:Old people hit harder than you would think.New moms shouldn’t sleep in the hospital bed with read more
I Am Honeybell's Wounded Va-Jay-Jay
The Bell Pages Blog | May 19th 2008 by Honeybell
So you may have read about my intention to start waxing, and that was the plan, really it was. But then I started running out of excuses to give the police as to why my screaming kept disturbing the neighbors. So it’s back to the razor. I’m in read more
Why They Pay Me The Big Bucks
The Bell Pages Blog | April 21st 2008 by Honeybell
I've mentioned that when my OB unit is empty I'm normally at home on call. On rare occasions I am called in even when there are no patients as there needs to be an OB nurse in house all the time. Saturday night was one of those nights. 12 hours on read more
An Open Letter To The Brother I Wish I Didn't Have - Part II
The Bell Pages Blog | April 17th 2008 by Honeybell
Part I of this open letter can be found here.************************************It began the very night of Dad's death. My 13 year old nephew Kenny, my sisters son, was home by himself. He couldn't stand being at the hospital any more and needed s read more
An Open Letter To The Brother I Wish I Didn't Have - Part I
The Bell Pages Blog | April 16th 2008 by Honeybell
This is the first of a two part letter, because there is too much to say for one post.Part II can be found here.*********************Chatter in a small town spreads far and wide, and to my surprise I've heard that I've rebuked you. That you have sin read more
I Asked, I Received
The Bell Pages Blog | April 11th 2008 by Honeybell
Because I am a complete fucking glutton for punishment, I submitted my blog to Ask and You Shall Receive for review. I explained to Mr. Honeybell that the address incorporates the words "iwillfuckingtearyouapart" and he was all "What the hell is wr read more
How Old Am I?
The Bell Pages Blog | April 9th 2008 by Honeybell
Age is a big deal in our house. The boys are constantly comparing their ages, looking to the next birthday. Mr. Honeybell, being six years younger than I, is forever teasing me about my old age. When I was younger, I assumed that I would recognize read more
My Favorite Part of The Book Was The Cover Art
The Bell Pages Blog | April 7th 2008 by Honeybell
At the beginning of spring break I bought a book. This was the first reading for leisure I'd done since starting school way back in June, and I was ecstatic. I love to read, and before my life went to hell (that would be starting school), I'd read read more
Celebrities Who Could Be My Baby Daddy
The Bell Pages Blog | April 2nd 2008 by Honeybell
My mother once told me "I almost bought a movie, because it came with a poster of Brad Pitt. But when I thought about it, Good Lord, I'm 54 years old. That would make me a dirty old lady."I've decided to embrace my inner dirty old lady, and share read more
Warning: Vulgar Language *or* Nefarious Honeybell
The Bell Pages Blog | March 27th 2008 by Honeybell
So. How do we feel about bloggers using the dreaded "F" word? Or any expletive. Take for instance my personal favorite "rat bastard"? What about Mommy Bloggers in particular? This blog is not only a reflection of who I am, but HOW I am.How am I? read more
What You've Been Waiting For - A Morning Self Portrait
The Bell Pages Blog | March 26th 2008 by Honeybell
So I've been seeing this challenge around the blogosphere. A self portrait first thing in the morning. I know you have all been wondering "Is Honeybell taking part? Will we be lucky enough to see her crusty eyes and fuzzy teeth? I've always wonde read more
Pave Paradise And Put Up A Parking Lot
The Bell Pages Blog | March 21st 2008 by Honeybell
Mr. Honeybell takes our yard seriously. He wants a luscious green lawn. The trouble comes with the two huge oak trees in the front that still haven't dropped all their leaves, but have dropped about SIXTEEN THOUSAND MILLION ACORNS. There aren't en read more
My Life In Pictures: 37 Years of Honeybell
The Bell Pages Blog | March 19th 2008 by Honeybell
Today, in honor of my birthday, I present to you 37 years of Honeybell. A lot of these pictures are not the greatest quality, but I choose each for a reason, they're all important for one reason or another.This is the earliest picture of me I've eve read more
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