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Judas Asparagus...
Pinay Wahm | 8 hours ago by Juliana
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here's his amazing interpretation of the bible. I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching??? Through the eyes of a child: The Children read more
Golf Panties
Muchmor Buzz | 14 hours ago
The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of ... read more
Nude Woman in the Mirror
Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog | 15 hours ago by Blakk Frogg
A woman, standing nude, looks into the bathroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” He never heard the gu read more
Joke…I rear-ended a car this morning
Homegrown Media Network | 16 hours ago by HowleyKook
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… read more
There were two nuns…
Wealthness Group | August 19th 2008 by Domini Mariano
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight read more
Mental Health Humor: Fly Away Fay - Tropical Storm Fay
Mental Health Humor | August 19th 2008 by Chato
Mental Health Humor: Fly Away Fay - Tropical Storm Fay We are O.K., Tropical Storm Fay went over us but weakened. We only got rain and some wind. South of us had to deal with more. Reports are that Tropical Storm Fay may strengthened into a hurric read more
English to Chinese in 10 EZ Lessons!
Freaky Frugalite | August 19th 2008 by Mrs. Mecomber
I love the Chinese language. Seriously. Can’t understand a word of it, but I do like it. Oh, wait– I do know a little bit! We learned a few Chinese phrases when we read about Gladys Aylward, missionary to the Mandarins. I wrote about it h read more
Just For Kicks & Giggles!
You Better Recognize | August 19th 2008 by Bria
Thank goodness for good friends! Besides Faux Maya Angelou and all of my other boos in the blogosphere, I had to give a shout out to my dude Beytoevn, for making my day with the following email-I hope it's as funny to you as it was/is to me! var YAH read more
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Anamosa Class of 1981 | August 19th 2008 by Carron Bungum
Brett sent a funny about Brett. read more
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kathya03 | August 19th 2008 by Irina
Catch a drunk driverTwo rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" read more
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humor and joy | August 19th 2008 by luciano
The egg One bandit steals a chicken, escape, enter within abus and hides the chicken inside the pants. Itsits next to a chicken begins freira.Ato move much, it opens the pants get itpouco.O can breathe a guy sleeps and chicken boot the head outside read more
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humor and joy | August 19th 2008 by luciano
The thief and the dog One woman had a dog named: more bootOne day came a thief in her homeAnd with it began TransarAnd the woman began shouting at dog:"Bota more, more boot"The thief thought it was something else he said:"There is more. We botei unt read more
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humor and joy | August 19th 2008 by luciano
Homage The elderly couple, are talking, the old say is my old more than 50 years married, over 80 years of life, do not worry my old when you die I will make a tribute to you, is that my old she says, that honor is this, I will write in his grave "W read more
Men Are Happy Part 2
CrAzY Working Mom | August 19th 2008 by CrAzY Working Mom
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. *New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. *One mood all the time.*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.*You can play with toys all your li read more
Fairytale Ending for Girls
Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog | August 19th 2008 by Blakk Frogg
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of s read more
Poor Guy
FRESH FREE HUMOROUS JOKES | August 19th 2008 by Marie
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, k read more
Lohan spotted getting intimate with partner Ronson
Sinlung Nation | August 19th 2008
Actress Lindsay Lohan and her rumoured same-sex partner Samantha Ronson were spotted hugging and getting intimate in Hollywood recently. Thesun.co.uk reports that they two were embracing each other and joking around in Los Angeles. They looked causal read more
Don't ask grandma silly questions
Mehnati Naujawan Deserves a Break !!! | August 19th 2008 by akash
Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" read more
My ISP Is Causing Me To Experience Existential Angst… I’m Sen…
Los Cuatro Ojos | August 19th 2008 by TheFourEyes
My ISP Is Balking At Sending Out A Replacement Modem And I’m Dropping My Connection Every 10 Minutes Now… If They Give Me ONE MORE Excuse… I’m Naming Them In A Really Nasty Post… Fortunately…My Cousin Works For The read more
Before and after marriage
Fun Piz Zone | August 19th 2008 by Amirul Hakimi
Before marriage:He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.She: Do you want me to leave?He: NO! Don't even think about it.She: Do you love me?He: Of course!She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: NO! Why you even asking?She: Will you kiss me?He: Yes!She: read more
Paddy and Mick declare war on Russia
Found Stuff | August 19th 2008 by Mark anderson
Paddy and Mick are on holiday in Ibiza for a fortnight, but are bored after 4 days. They have boozed quite heavily for the 4 days, and are sitting by the pool chatting. Paddy: “Mick, I’m bored, let’s go do something.” Mick: & read more
Redneck mayor a national hero, says MP
Darwin City News - News, Gossip, Reviews and funny stuff | August 19th 2008 by Blogmaster
Today’s news: CONTROVERSIAL federal MP Bob Katter has hailed Mount Isa Mayor John Molony a “national hero” for highlighting the shortage of women in the mining town. But residents disgusted by Cr Molony’s appeal for “beauty read more
Marrying an IT Person
Bits n Pieces | August 18th 2008 by jo
Husband: (Returning late from work) 'Good Evening Dear, I'm Now logged in.' Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning. Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husba read more
Funny story
Jokes And Clips | August 18th 2008
This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it's funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife go read more
Bush on Iraq
Jokes And Clips | August 18th 2008
In a Cabinet meeting this morning, Donald Rumsfeld reported to the President and the cabinet....... He said, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq.” The President says, "Oh, my God!" and buries his head in his hands. The entire read more
Kicking the habit
Darwin City News - News, Gossip, Reviews and funny stuff | August 18th 2008 by Blogmaster
While redecorating the church, three nuns become hot and sweaty. Mother superior explains it would be cooler if they would work naked. She locked the door and convinced the other two that nobody could see them. They work away, stark naked. Suddenly a read more
Sardar Jokes
All Nice Stuff | August 18th 2008 by Muhammad Khalid Majeed
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler ———————— 2 sardar were fixing a read more
Today’s Women Wrestling
World for fun | August 18th 2008 by cvrle77
Isn’t that a foul? By the monkey at World For Fun Today’s Women Wrestling read more
Just to Laugh
All Nice Stuff | August 18th 2008 by Muhammad Khalid Majeed
A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Dri read more
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humor and joy | August 18th 2008 by luciano
The forgetfulness Three old were sitting around the table chatting when one of them said:_Ultimamente'm With a problem of serious memory, another day had just agreed and when I came barely in the door and forgot I had slept get bed again.The second read more
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