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Little Johnny At Horse Auction With His Father

The San Diego Real Estate Blog | November 22nd 2009 by Gary Glaser

  Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.  He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.  After a few minutes, Johnny asked, ‘Dad, w read more

kvksswamy

Frog Friend

Funny pictures, Funny indian pictures, funny, jokes, humor,… | November 21st 2009 by gonzalez

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kvksswamy

Rat delicious

Funny pictures, Funny indian pictures, funny, jokes, humor,… | November 21st 2009 by gonzalez

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DABWALIABHIABHI

शादीशुदा से प्यार

DABWALI ABHI-ABHI | November 21st 2009 by Dr Sukhpal Sawant khera

सृष्टि ( विजय स ): क्या शादी के बाद भी तुम मुझे इतना ही प्यार करोगे ? विजय : क्यों नहीं ? मुझे तो शादी - read more

mukeshgnim

Girlsss -What they Say & What they mean

driven by love | November 20th 2009 by mukesh kapoor

Can’t we just be friends?……There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again. I just need some space……without you in it. Do I look fat in this dress?……We haven’ read more

blakkfrogg

Fiance’s Sexy Sister Teases Me

Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog | November 20th 2009 by Blakk Frogg

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me …. it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was tw read more

apot4you

Friday laughs

Stiri ciudate si amuzante | November 20th 2009

The Difference Between You and Your Boss1 When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.3 When you make a mistake, you're an idio read more

SillyEz

The Best of Late Night

SillyEz.com | November 20th 2009

The Best of Late Night Earlier today President Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and he said it was “magical.” As opposed to two years ago when former President Bush stood at the exact same spot said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down th read more

joe1897

One Teacher’s Take on Obama’s “Socialism”

JerseySmarts.com | November 20th 2009 by Joe

Every once in a while I receive a forwarded e-mail that either makes me laugh out loud or makes me smile at the overall point of the message. I received one of those e-mails this morning from a friend of mine who happens to be a town councilman. Ta read more

blakkfrogg

Wife Leaving Him for Las Vegas?

Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog | November 20th 2009 by Blakk Frogg

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man. ‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just f read more

myjunkmailblog

Smarter than a 1st Grader

My Junk Mail | November 20th 2009 by Charles

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I sho read more

myjunkmailblog

Bob and The Blonde

My Junk Mail | November 20th 2009 by Charles

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to read more

RunningWolf

30 Best Chuck Norris Facts

Running Wolf's Rant | November 20th 2009 by Henno Kruger

var fbShare = {url: 'http://rwrant.co.za/2009/11/20/30-best-chuck-norris-facts/',size:'large'} For those of you who didn’t know, Chuck Norris was born in 1940 the United States. He’s a world famous Martial Artist, Actor and Media Personal read more

Lainy

Indian Boy

Kuerdas | November 19th 2009 by LAINY

I received this email from a friend and I find it funny. I hope it's somehow going to put a smile on your face today. Enjoy!A little Red Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have lo read more

pushthala

Doctors V/s Engineers JUST FOR FUN

Ultimateoptimist | November 19th 2009

Hi friends.Today i am going to tell u a joke.read it and enjoy.7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So both groups gather at Pune Station.Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority .SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):------ read more

fielsvd

SILIP SA BUHAY-PARI (PART THREE)

Felmar's Missionary Journey | November 19th 2009 by Felmar

Ang dinadaanan ko araw-araw papuntang Barrio 21. Fallin’. Look at the picture above. Araw-araw akong dumadaan diyan. Just last month, I was surprised to see na ang maputik at road-to-hell-like road na ito ay nagiging flat na flat na. Willy, my read more

SillyEz

Let’s Travel!

SillyEz.com | November 19th 2009

Let’s Travel! The following are actual stories told by travellers from   Mendocino County, CA to travel agents in the UK. (And you wonder why   US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on   geography…)   A man calle read more

Coping with stress

A few words | November 19th 2009

We were given  stress card at work to monitor our stress level through the day.  I used to get quite stressed, but not so much thse days: I waver between blue (calm) and black (cilinically dead). read more

blakkfrogg

Words That Aren’t Really Words

Funny Jokes & MySpace Comments | November 19th 2009 by Blakk Frogg

Once in a while people create their own words, and this time Blakk Frogg jotted a few of them down w/ definitions for your reading pleasure. Well, OK, someone sent him an email and all he did was re-post it. Fine. You caught him. See if he cares. 1. read more

EvilClaudiuS

Potentially And Realistically

Funny Buburuza | November 19th 2009 by Claudiu

This little boy goes up to his dad and he says: “Dad, what’s the difference between potentially and realistically?” To which the father replies: “Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a millio read more

Quasi

I Asked My Boss

Quasi & Super Spooge | November 19th 2009 by Quasi

I asked my Boss : "Where do I go to collect my Bonus for this year?" He said: .......... Come here ........ read more

Messing with Other People’s Time Management

Productive Strategies | November 19th 2009

I write a lot about how to be more productive, but what if that really isn’t your thing? What if you don’t like productivity? What if your goal in life is to ruin productivity for other people? In an effort to expand our readership to read more

edwinmasripan

‘I’m going to tell my son the worst swearword in the world’

Noktah Hitam | November 19th 2009 by Edwin

Funny story, read on. My eight-year-old son, Joel, comes into my office to ask if there’s a worse swearword than fuck. “No,” I say. There’s a silence. “You’re lying,” he says. “There’s none worse read more

blakkfrogg

Biker Needs to Buy Tampons?

Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog | November 19th 2009 by Blakk Frogg

A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks “Where are your tampons?” The clerk tells him, “Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left.” The biker disappears dow read more

ReligionProf

Palin 2012 Jokes

Exploring Our Matrix | November 19th 2009 by James McGrath

Having posted on Sarah Palin's views on evolution (the plural "views" seems particularly appropriate), I realized that, if she does run for president in 2012, Saturday Night Live will be able to reuse some material from its 2004 presidential bash wit read more

bluebeaverbeer

Those Darn Rattlesnakes…

Redneck Bar & Grill | November 19th 2009 by Tim Ebl

Hey, I hope RT and Steve can take a joke! Steve the Trade Show Guru and RT from the Philippines are  hiking in Texas in a dry, desert  valley. They are quite some ways from the road and not even sure what they are doing so far from civilization. St read more

myjunkmailblog

AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

My Junk Mail | November 19th 2009 by Charles

(This could only happen with an Italian kid...)'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?''Yes, Father, it is.''And who was the girl you were with?''I can't tell you, Fathe read more

rajeshsmiles

Doctor jokes-Burst pipe

Best funny jokes | November 19th 2009 by rajesh

A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’ read more

rajeshsmiles

Kids jokes-Where does Grandma live?

Best funny jokes | November 19th 2009 by rajesh

A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.” read more

LarryNissen

Go Online With A Specialist When It Comes To Taking Out Female Ca…

For Car Insurance Information | November 19th 2009 by Larry Nissen

While there has been many jokes surrounding female drivers, research has shown that less females than males make a claim on their car insurance. As a result of this many specialist insurers are now offering cheaper car insurance and good deals especi read more