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Clean jokes-Bragging about fathers
Best funny jokes | December 30th 2009 by rajesh
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.” The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad sc read more
Joke of the day - 12/30/09
Roadhead Rules | December 30th 2009 by Roadhead Rules
A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette. ‘I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,’ his friend says. ‘I’m in the process of quitting,’ the man says. ‘Ri read more
Why it's better to be a Woman!
MakesYouLaugh - Cry Without It | December 30th 2009 by Jok3r
- We got off the Titanic first. - We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. - Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours read more
How 'bout a laugh?
CrAzY Working Mom | December 30th 2009 by CrAzY Working Mom
Translation for Women's English: No = YesYes = NoMaybe = NoWe Need = I WantI'm Sorry = You'll be sorryWe Need to Talk = You're in troubleSure, Go Ahead = You'd better notDo What You Want = You'll pay for this laterI am NOT Upset = Of course I'm read more
Certain Things In Life!
Funny Buburuza | December 30th 2009 by Claudiu
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. “May I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Valerie,” the man replied. “Sir, Valerie is one of our read more
Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Hotel Bill
SillyEz.com | December 30th 2009
Hotel Bill Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this… Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they read more
Why goldfish should NOT be allowed to drink alcohol.
The Wisdom of Colin | December 30th 2009 by The Wisdom of Colin
A convincing argument for raising the legal drinking age for goldfish. A common confusion amongst goldfish concerning cocktails and fire extinguishers. read more
Fwod - Thoob - A Third Boob and Nipple
FunnyBrew - Jokes - Haikus - Dry Humor | December 29th 2009 by Don
Todays fake word of the day is: Thoob - A Third Boob and Nipple There is something about this that relaxes me... Weird... yeah... funny... yeah... but for some reason it has a calming effect... maybe it means the best is yet to come, or maybe it's read more
SMS Jokes 31
Maruism | December 29th 2009 by maru
“Pareho lang kaming MASAMA. Ang pinagkaiba lang namin : Sa akin, ugali.. Sa kanya, mukha!” -Anabelle Rama vs. Aling Dionisia- * * * * * What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees! What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES! * * * * * The 4 li read more
Musician Joke
Purplerosee | December 29th 2009 by Rose
Music To My Ears I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making mistakes. “When you’re too dumb to play anything,” the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs read more
Amnesia
Purplerosee | December 29th 2009 by Rose
A new patient was being examined by a doctor. According to her husband, she seemed to be suffering from amnesia. The doctor turned to her and asked, “Have you ever had this before?” [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full li read more
Funny Christmas Jokes
Purplerosee | December 29th 2009 by Rose
The Christmas that [Bill] O’Reilly and his allies are promoting, one closely aligned with retailers, with a smack-down attitude toward non-observers – fits with their campaign to make America more... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my w read more
At the Movies
Our Big TV | December 29th 2009 by Valerie
While watching a movie recently, I couldn’t hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of me. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder. “Excuse me,” I said, “I can’t he read more
Vet’s Late Night Phone Call
Cats and Coupons | December 29th 2009 by Valerie
I wonder how this vet would fare in a real healthcare job search… A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit di read more
Couchsurfing Radio – The very first Couch-Cast!
CouchSurfingOri - CouchSurfing Adventures | December 29th 2009 by Ori Bengal
The Couchsurfing Radio Host- Couch Surfing Ori Have you ever felt you were destined to be on TV or Radio? Yeah… me either. But I sure was told it often that I should have my own show. At least for 10 yearas now. So… here it is I read more
Just for Laughs #67
Calvinistic Cartoons | December 29th 2009 by Eddie Eddings
This is the last Just for Laughs of the yearso make it a theologically good one! read more
Manure and Golf What do they have they in common ?
Golfing in Tenerife | December 29th 2009 by Sir Old Golfer
Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lo read more
Just to Brighten up one’s day !
Golfing in Tenerife | December 29th 2009 by Sir Old Golfer
“I play golf in the low eighties,” I was telling one of the youngsters at the club yesterday. “Wow,” said the young man, “that’s pretty impressive.” “Not really,” I said, “Any hotter and I&# read more
The Bottle of Wine
Baby Boomer & Senior Citizen Humor | December 29th 2009 by Michael Principato
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when sh read more
Jokes...
Joy in the Rain | December 29th 2009 by Valerie
Reindeer at a BarOne evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door,bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartendermixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepte read more
Ramayana, by a Cyber Monk!
Latest News on your Desktop | December 29th 2009 by rsk4you
This is a small riddle kind of a thing. Just imagine a Computer Engineer narrates Ramayana. LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave a read more
The National Pages Joke of the Day
The National Pages | December 29th 2009
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. Find Night Clubs in Torquay only in The National Pages http://bit.ly/5lraqK #TNP1111 read more
SMS BUAT PACAR
SANG CERPENIS BERCERITA | December 29th 2009 by fanny
Berikut adalah aneka bunyi SMS buat pacar. Boleh dicontek kok. Tapi, resiko tanggung sendiri ya. He he he… Sayang, kejam nian telah menolak cintaku. Ini SMS terakhir dariku. Karena saat kau baca SMS ini, aku sudah menjual hapeku!Semalam aku nggak b read more
July 2010 Ladies Tenerife Open to be held at Buenavista Golf Cour…
Welcome To Golfing in Tenerife | December 29th 2009 by Sir Old Golfer
Its has just been confirmed that this years Ladies Tenerife Ladies Open, part of the Ladies European Tour, will be held at Buenavista Golf Course in the North of Tenerife on July 1st-4th. Buenavista Golf course is a beautiful setting for such a pres read more
shocking telegrams (funny)
Windows tricks tips, fun posts, computer tips and tricks | December 29th 2009 by Haris
TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "father, your daughter has been successful in BED." *************** TELEGRAM #2 A... click above link to read complete story read more
Boyfriend Jokes About Marriage ….(advice)?
Love Relationship | December 29th 2009 by Alex
my boyfriend and I are in are early 20’s, we have been dating for almost 2 months … he jokes about marriage a lot and once while we were on the couch said “so when are we getting married” he laughed and i laughed and made a wi read more
Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: And They Walk Among Us?
SillyEz.com | December 29th 2009
And They Walk Among Us? ONE you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. & read more
Step Back, I Know First-Aid ! Funny.....
Funny Stuffers | December 29th 2009 by Charlie Hash
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course i read more
N.R.O SMS JOKE
Joke Of The Day | December 29th 2009 by Pak Spectator
Woh Kon C cheez ha Jis se Insan k Sare Gunah Muaf ho Jatay hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? N-R-O read more
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