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Wow, when it comes to punk rock music it just might be OK to live…

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | June 3rd 2008 by Karl Bakla

HATEFUCKS BEERDRINK IT!How to tell if you are a poser…Fuck I am overwhelmed with the great amount of punk rock we have coming through town. Last week I saw Skint from Salt Lake, Tomorrow will be Tragedy, Blowback, Wait In Vain @ reJAVAnate, then o read more

It ain’t no big thing it’s just life on the East Side Of Town…

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | June 1st 2008

So some douche bag was driving around Sahara & Nellis in a stolen car the other day, wow that’s like two or three blocks away from my home. When the cops pulled the guy over they found a bomb in the stolen car.So out comes the bomb squad & read more

Will exchange art...

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | May 28th 2008 by Karl Bakla

for booze, food, & place to crash!- Karl Bakla read more

Most Of My Coworkers...

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | May 28th 2008 by Karl Bakla

- Karl Bakla read more

The Murder Junkies are playing @ the Dive Bar 06/04/08

Karl bakla Hates work | May 28th 2008

I haven’t been writing as much for this blog since I’ve been trying to balance drawing, writing short stories, & rereading these damn old fanzines… they are so interesting to read.So crazy when you read about some bands that are now pretty read more

The adventures of Karl Bakla

Karl bakla Hates work | May 28th 2008

well I thought I'd give drawing a comic strip a shot, I don't know just something different... I took the pain of my broken record player & used it as some inspiration... see you in the pit muthafuka! - Karl Bakla read more

record player R.I.P....

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | May 26th 2008

So I’ve been working on a whole bunch of short stories, I’m not really planning on posting them on this blog but most probably in a zine / booklet kind of thing, you know how I have some urge in me that makes me put out at least one zine a year read more

Memorial Day @ 3pm

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | May 26th 2008 by Karl Bakla

Make sure to not observe the moment of silence. Throw on some Oi Polloi, Leftover Crack, Crass, Conflict, or anything else that rocks & turn it the fuck up! Fuck war, fuck your guns, blah, blah, blah, Fuck Glen Beck! Fuck CNN! read more

too drunk...

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | May 21st 2008 by Karl Bakla

I’ve been rereading old punk zines lately, fuck it is such a blast to read our history as it happened, it’s a shame a lot of this stuff isn’t in books or on some fancy website for young punks to read. I have a fairly large zine library & I read more

Marquis de Sade OG Punk Rocker!

Karl bakla Hates work | May 19th 2008

Yesterday I was told I was narcissistic, I laughed & said back “it’s not that I’m narcissistic as much as I find others so fucking repulsive”. My coworker shook his head with the feeling of assurance that that he was so fucking correct. read more

Just so you know…

Karl bakla Hates work | May 18th 2008

Citizen Fish is coming to town on 6/20/08 so be there! Yeah.... with that said we missed the Los Crudos reunion in Texas, what the fuck... Leatherface, the Marked Men, & Dillinger Four were playing as well, what the fuck was I doing here? Shame read more

You know? People roll their eyes at me all the time…

Karl bakla Hates work | May 16th 2008

Fuck, I just wanted to throw this out there… I was listening to the FU’s tonight & the song Unite Or Lose came on, a great fucking song if there ever was one. I only mention this because there are so many hard core punk bands from back in th read more

Discover your weapon & use it the way you know how against the be…

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | May 15th 2008

yes, that red shit is my blood...- Karl BaklaPS. Shit happens when you are drunk..... read more

fuckfever!!!

Karl bakla Hates work | May 8th 2008

So I’m sitting here at home with a fever feeling like shit, this is not the way I like to spend my day off…While I was lying in bed I was reminded of a video that my friend sent me a few years back of her husband screwing her while she had a feve read more

does it really matter....

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | May 5th 2008 by Karl Bakla

You know… I just got back from skateboarding drunk & here is my tip, don’t skateboard in new shoes if you are an old fart. My little toes feel more blistered than a teenager’s penis after discovering the wonderful world of masturbation. Wit read more

the girls I like like erotic asphyxiation

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | May 5th 2008 by Karl Bakla

I know that Wayne Brady makes choking a bitch looking easy but I find it rather difficultA common complaint about the ladies I have dated is that I’m rather soft on the fingers when it comes to squeezing the life out of them. They want me to choke read more

Drinking on a work night…

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | May 4th 2008 by Karl Bakla

…is probably not the best idea, fuck it! I have tomorrow morning & the following ones after to regretWhen the drunks get drunk & the garbage cans get full the beer bottles & beer cans form a nice uniform line around the nearest counte read more

The night is over, when I wake I will have a hang over…

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | April 29th 2008 by Karl Bakla

I was thinking how sometimes drinking makes me do things I normally wouldn’t do. No, not because I am drunk but because I am hung over…This morning after I took a poop & I had a look in the bowl & thought about how my poop had extra yello read more

NOFX, The FUSE, & don't like don't like you...FUCK YOU!

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | April 28th 2008 by Karl Bakla

So I was told about some new NOFX reality show… as I was drawing my latest drawing I thought I’d put it on between fiddling with my pen & my balls…After a few minutes I had to turn it off… I should have known better to not watch televisio read more

Da' fat sexist pig

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | April 21st 2008

You know what always gets me… the fat fuck sexist pig who ogles women then has the nerve to call an over weight women “a fat bitch”.Now for this discussion I’m not debating ogling women, I just find the hurtful comments one could have said ab read more

I was recently emailed a challenge…

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | April 21st 2008

The Email was from one of my old buddies, the challenge was I bet you couldn’t masturbate to this!I was intrigued so of course I had to click on the link…The link was a website with about 6 20 seconds clips of a blonde transsexual with a gigantic read more

I was in no condition to leave the house but fuck it I was drunk…

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | April 21st 2008

I grabbed my Mp3 player & walked over to the freezer & pulled out my gigantic plastic jug of whiskey…I made a funnel out of paper & poured 2, 3, or maybe 4 shots of whiskey into an empty water bottle, I don’t really know how many shot read more

“one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor”

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | April 20th 2008 by Karl Bakla

So today at work I saw some really manly man wearing some stupid t-shirt with the sleeves cut off revealing tribal tattoos that where acquired sometime in the 90’s I used this time in my life to tittie fuck punk rock babes with large knockers…I read more

Myspace teen beat down / Skateboarding Drunk!

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | April 13th 2008 by Karl Bakla

SKATEBOARD HAMMERED ITS TITLATING… so I’ve started a new organization S.H.I.T! Our goal is to promote & raise awareness for drunken skateboarding. Sure skateboarding is already intoxicating but just think how much more it could be with a lit read more

I'm in no state to blog....

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | April 9th 2008

Yeah it’s time for some hate!I just want to throw a big “FUCK YOU” out to all the douche bags who wear baseball caps but insist on keeping the sticker of authenticity on it, the only thing authentic is that you are an authentic fuck head who ne read more

IRAQ

Karl bakla Hates work | March 31st 2008

The other night I had a dream a very scary dream…Were the unintentional mistakes in Iraq really an intentional mistake to cause a civil war or an insurgency or whatever you prefer to call it?At first I thought it was just a bad dream brought on by read more

Every Day Gets Harder Than The Last...

Karl bakla Hates work | March 31st 2008

What the fuck will tomorrow bring me?Further employment?Unemployment?Another headache?Ass kissing coworkers who push your buttons who know exactly how far they can cross the line without getting caughtEven if they did, what would it matter?They are p read more

Factotum Recordings

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | March 30th 2008

Welcome to Factotum Recordings the new home of my art work. I will still post some here & on Flickr, but this will be its home until something else pops up or doesn’t pop up. If you feel like checking it out, check it out HERE - Karl Bakla read more

On the subject of having to get laid

beating you in the face with a bottle called punk rock | March 30th 2008

She says “why won’t I fuck you? Well, your need to get laid is fucking pathetic. How sexy a guy that is desperate for sex. Come back when you’re ready to talk Lakoff or GG Allin.”He says “Butt, I have a Dickie-doo”It always gets me when read more

art news & fuck drawings

The Worlds Worst Blog Ever | March 28th 2008 by Karl Bakla

Those ass holes at Flickr threatened to delete my great fucking drawings so I will keep you posted when I find a new place to post big tits, clits, dicks, & you know what else, also I have a scanner now be prepared to be wowed by crap, I going t read more

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