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Yeah, sure!
funny and other | September 3rd 2008 by colin Immelman
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HO read more
Those blonde jokes.
funny and other | September 3rd 2008 by colin Immelman
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????" CAR read more
Ah haa!
funny and other | September 2nd 2008 by colin Immelman
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'80% held up their hands.The Minister then repeated his question.All responded this time, e read more
Don't mess with this chick.
funny and other | September 1st 2008 by colin Immelman
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a longflight.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politelydeclines and tries to catch a few winks.The lawyer persi read more
You can say that again....
funny and other | August 29th 2008 by colin Immelman
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. read more
Shame!!
funny and other | August 29th 2008 by colin Immelman
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top read more
Economic Models explained with Cows
funny and other | August 29th 2008 by colin Immelman
SOCIALISMYou have 2 cowsYou give one to your neighbourCOMMUNISMYou have 2 cowsThe State takes both and gives you some milkFASCISMYou have 2 cowsThe State takes both and sells you some milkNAZISMYou have 2 cowsThe State takes both and shoots youBUREAU read more
Trashmanf - Live XCM and Magic Show
TheCuso's Magic Blog | August 25th 2008 by Alejandro Portela
A perfect tutorial on How-Not-To perform for a live audience… Just kidding, he’s not that bad… i guess he just needs some practice in front of real humans and stay away from the forums underworld. The only thing that i found lame w read more
Aaauch!
funny and other | August 25th 2008 by colin Immelman
A South African Boertjie is drinking in a London bar when hiscellphone rings.He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the wholebar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy.Nobody can believe the weight but the So read more
Double ooooops!
funny and other | August 25th 2008 by colin Immelman
To me flying is a nerve wrecking experience, if I had to witness this before flying somewhere, I would have been off my rocker for sure. Damn, I hate flying!! read more
Oooops!
funny and other | August 25th 2008 by colin Immelman
Never trust your wife to take an important picture.....!! read more
Hey! Me first!!
funny and other | August 24th 2008 by colin Immelman
Hey all you greedy folks, let this be a lesson to all of you! read more
How much do you drink??
funny and other | August 22nd 2008 by colin Immelman
The Average South AfricanA recent study conducted by Wits University found that the average South African walks about 1200 kms a year. Another study by the South African Medical Association found that South Africans drink, on average, 100 litres of a read more
Women are evil by nature
funny and other | August 22nd 2008 by colin Immelman
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gesturedalluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer, "Are you the manager?" She asked, softly stroking his face with b read more
Jiggg!
funny and other | August 20th 2008 by colin Immelman
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shou read more
To be or not to be..... married....
funny and other | August 19th 2008 by colin Immelman
WHY AM I MARRIED? At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".Next day she r read more
Kidzzz!!
funny and other | August 19th 2008 by colin Immelman
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERSThis one is for everyone who...a) Had kids b) Has kidsc) Is going to have kidsd) Knows a kide) Was a kidd) IS PLANNING TO HAVE KIDSI was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter washaving a wonderful t read more
Cowboy or lesbian??
funny and other | August 19th 2008 by colin Immelman
A weather beaten old cowboy sits down at the corner Starbucks and ordersa black coffee. As he sits quietly sipping the brew, an attractive youngwoman sits down next to him and asks: "Are you a real cowboy?""Well, I guess so", he replies. "I've spent read more
Vrouens en jag!
funny and other | August 19th 2008 by colin Immelman
Subject: Fw: DIS HOEKOM VROUENS NIE GAAN JAG NIE...Die ou gaan gereeld jag en sy vrou moet altyd by die huis bly.Sy besluit toe om vir haar `n geweer te koop en saam te gaan jag.Op die plaas aangekom sê hy vir haar om links teen die rivier af teloop read more
New Baby Shampoo: Nothing But Tears
Impact Lab | August 18th 2008
All Fear And Double The Tears After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson decided to go the other way and toughen ‘em up with this new shampoo: Nothing But Tears! A radical departure for the health goods manufacturer, the new s read more
Answer these questions....
funny and other | August 18th 2008 by colin Immelman
Questions you just can't answer Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?Why do Kamikaze p read more
Bored husband-
funny and other | August 18th 2008 by colin Immelman
Some ideas for those of you whose wives/ girlfriends insist on dragging us to go shopping. Bored husband->>>> Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go >> shopping.>>>> Dear Mrs. Murray,>>>> Our store is considering bann read more
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