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Oprah? Backlash? Well, It's About Time!
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | September 10th 2008 by Ma Titwonky
[rant]Looks like the Queen of Daytime TV isn't doing so good in the media attention department these days. But then, she's not giving away cars or sheets or bath oil or whatever the "new big thing" is this month. No, instead, she's declaring that she read more
Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | July 24th 2008 by Ma Titwonky
Judge Rob Murfitt from New Zealand declared a 9 year old girl a ward of the court so that it would be possible to change her name. The girl's parents are now separated and have made their child the object of a custody battle, but while they were stil read more
Obama For Prez? No Way!!!
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | June 25th 2008 by Ma Titwonky
First thing I do when I boot up the computer and get online is look at the daily headlines. I did that today, and after seeing THIS headline: Obama Asks Supporters To Help Clinton Pay Off Debt, I struggled for a few hours to: a) control my gag refl read more
Watch Out For Those Nutters
Old Book Bag | April 28th 2008 by Ma Titwonky
Shelfari.com has a feature that allows members to start discussions about any book listed in the Shelfari system. It is also possible to add replies to posted comments. I've seldom used this feature; I'm usually too busy doing other things. But today read more
Slick Willie Eats Foot... Again
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | April 22nd 2008 by Ma Titwonky
Why, he's got his office in Harlem, and some of his best friends.... read more
Degeneres Takes The Coward's Way Out
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | October 19th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
So what does a well known comedian do after she's caused a dog shelter owner AND a dog owner to receive death threats because she was too stupid to read a contract she signed clearly stating what the terms of the doggy adoption were to be? I mean, co read more
Ellen Degeneres and Iggy The Dog
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | October 18th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
Yesterday I saw on my Comcast homepage that there was a video in The Fan featuring Ellen DeGeneres breaking down on camera and sobbing her eyes out. "What," I thought to myself, "could make Ellen totally lose control of herself in such a hyper-ballis read more
Stealing Christmas: First The Grinch, Now Oak Lawn, Illinois
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | October 2nd 2007 by Ma Titwonky
I wonder how Barack Obama would look in green skin. Since Senator Obama represents the people of the state of Illinois, I think David Gregory or another of those media smart-asses should ask him how he feels about Oak Lawn hijacking Christmas from th read more
UpDownPoet and Ida Mint Tea
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | September 29th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
"Sadly, being a senior citizen doesn't mean you get to beat up the junior citizens." ~~Maxine~~***I have disguised the identities of the people who I am about to ridicule as well as the name of the group to which they belong. This has nothing whatsoe read more
Yes, He's Still Rather Dumb...
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | September 20th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
Dan Rather is suing CBS because he says, they made him a Scapegoat."Mr. Rather, 75, asserts that the network violated his contract by giving him insufficient airtime on “60 Minutes” after forcing him to step down as anchor of the “CBS Evening N read more
Let's Define "Mistake"
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | September 9th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
Maybe I'm just a little bit too sensitive about words and what they mean. Maybe I should just lighten up and allow such obvious understatements go unmentioned because most times I seem to be the only one making a fuss about something in the media tha read more
Woman Killed By Her 60th Birthday Present
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | August 19th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
I have frequently stated that I am not a pet lover. I don't have a dog or a cat or a goldfish or a gerbil or a ferret (I used to be married to Fuzzlenuts who looked like a ferret though, if that counts). Other people can have all the pets they want, read more
Let's Be Careful Out There
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | July 24th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
There is an epidemic sweeping this country, and to date no one has even begun a group with a nationally televised concert or Hollywood sponsored celebrity talk-in to address this problem. And it IS a problem. It's HUGE and growing day by day.The wors read more
Do NOT Get Hurt In Wichita, Kansas
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | July 4th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
Do not, repeat NOT, go to Wichita, Kansas, if you have the slightest inkling that you may become ill or hurt or attacked or in some way need assistance from the citizenry there. They will not help you. They may take your picture, or step over you if read more
Good Riddance to Isaiah Washington
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | June 8th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
Finally! And I'm not really sure that this is case of better late than never, but FINALLY ABC has decided to fire Isaiah Washington.It is being reported, that Washington has not been invited back for another season of Grey's Anatomy, and Isaiah Washi read more
60 Minutes, Scott Pelley, Staff Sgt. Frank Wuterich, and Haditha
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | March 19th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
On Nov. 19, 2005, United States Marines killed 24 Iraqis in a town called Haditha. That's how I describe what happened there; however, it's not how CBS or 60 Minutes describes it. They prefer to look at what happened in Haditha as a massacre in which read more
Prince Frederic von Anhalt & Bill O'Reilly
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | March 16th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
I don't think there has been anything funny about the whole Anna Nicole Smith debacle. I'm sick to death of seeing her image everywhere as though I should care about someone I've never met and someone whom public opinion seems to consider a train wre read more
Norm Coleman vs... Stuart Smalley!
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | February 15th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
Well, he's finally gone and done it. After several years of threatening, Stuart Smalley AKA Al Franken is finally going to completely desecrate the political system and run for US Senator from Minnesota.According to the Associated Press,:"Franken had read more
Global Warming and Al Gore
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | February 5th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
I am not a scientist. What I know about scientific theory could fit into a thimble with plenty of room left over for an elephant. So, I, like most people, depend on real scientists to tell me the scoop on such phenomena as Global Warming through MSM. read more
Nobel Peace Prize Nominee: Al Gore?? ROTFLOL!
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | February 1st 2007 by Ma Titwonky
O M GIt has been announced by a Norweigan lawmaker that Al Gore has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The reason for this travestynomination is because of Gore's work to make the world aware of the dangers of global warming.In my opinion the read more
Go Get 'Em Biden!
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | February 1st 2007 by Ma Titwonky
Biden's playing CYA again, as he usually has to do at some point after he's opened his mouth, inserted his foot, and chewed away, but this time my complaint is less with him than it is with the Washington Post.In reporting Biden's stupid remarks abou read more
Joe Biden: The Next Clown To Be Sent In
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | January 28th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
It's being reported in The Houston Chronicle that Joe Biden says it isn't a resolution from Congress objecting to Bush's build-up of troops in Iraq or the opposition from the American People that would embolden the enemy as some groups claim. Biden s read more
Jimmy Carter Will NOT Go Away
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | January 26th 2007 by Ma Titwonky
I can't stand Jimmy Carter. I think it best to get that out of the way right up front. In the debate about who is the worst president the United States has ever had, Jimmy Carter heads my list. He's also on my Dick List too. And he's also near the to read more
How Many Miles Before Experience Sets In?
Q-Tip Ejaculatté | December 20th 2006 by Ma Titwonky
A grandmother put her 1-month old grandchild through an x-ray machine at the Los Angeles International Airport. Maybe she was the only person standing in line at the x-ray machine so that no one else saw her do this and could warn airport personnel t read more
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