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Lap Noodles | December 6th 2009
As some of you know, my husband drives a Zamboni for grocery money. So, today is my day to watch the kids alone. Usually, I really enjoy this opportunity for quality time with the babies for most of the morning, but around hour 6 or 7 I start to watc read more
We’ve Been Together On The Astral Plane.
Blogs Are For Losers | December 6th 2009 by Sherri
Something awful has happened and I worry that I might need to end things and kick J. out of the house. No, he didn’t cheat. No, he didn’t hire a hit-man to kill me. It’s far worse than those things. His poop schedule has changed. I& read more
I’m Baaaack!
Real Mountain Values | December 6th 2009 by Real Mountain Values
After a lovely two week vacation (If by vacation you mean recovery from squeezing out something the size of a bag of flour through something the size of a tube sock) I'm back. Yep and I am even more devoted to writing about things outside of baby-l read more
"P" is for Poop
Painting the Roses Red | December 5th 2009 by Qweenie
Do I need an introduction? Perhaps. I'm "Mare", as Qweenie has called me for the last 23 years. Our friendship started out innocently in an English class where the teacher's less-than-lady-like posture and disposition completely distracted us with a read more
Uh. . . actually you called me.
Boondock Ramblings | December 5th 2009 by Lisa
Brother called the other night. I pick up the phone, say 'hello' and he says, "Hey, can I call you right back?""What? Why?""I have to go to the bathroom.""Uh. . . you called me, dork. Why did you call me if you had to use the bathroom?""Well. . . I . read more
What the Hell is Going On?!?
Real Mountain Values | December 5th 2009 by Real Mountain Values
No, really. What the hell is going on? I think I've been out of the house about 4 times in the past 2 weeks ever since the little one arrived, and I think three of those trips were to the in-laws' house down the hill. I've been out of the loop in ter read more
The bags run from me
It's raining noodles! | December 3rd 2009
OMG! I don't know why but I cannot, CANNOT for the life of me obtain a drama-free Chanel purse. Over three weeks ago, I ordered a red bag from my sales associate in Houston, Texas and had it shipped all the way from the U.S. to Singapore. That went w read more
The Top Ten Best Childrens Gift Ideas of Xmas 2009
FunnyBrew - Jokes - Haikus - Dry Humor | December 3rd 2009 by Don
10.) Buy 'em a life insurance policy; wish for the best. 9.) Anything but clothes; kids were born naked for a reason. 8.) Poop is a good Play-Doh substitute; besides, what Play-Doh occasionally contains perfectly edible corn? 7.) A stationary bike; k read more
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
Momisodes | December 3rd 2009 by Momisodes
Honestly, had I not given birth to my daughter, I would have pegged her as someone else’s child. I mean seriously. Aside from her pin straight brown hair (which is just like her father’s) and biting sarcasm, we really have little in common. read more
Fleet Enema Gone Terribly Wrong
Your Embarrassing Moments | December 2nd 2009 by Simpson Zhang
When i was 16 i had a cancer scare, and being in foster care i was already different enough, so i didn’t want anyone to know what i was going through, my foster mom agreed to not tell anyone, but when i went to the cancer center to get some tes read more
Poop in your Drinking Water
Keepons | December 2nd 2009 by MichaelW
It’s something you always suspected…dude you’re drinking doo-doo. http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-health/poop-drinking-water.html Yes, the world is going down the shitter. Literally. I can’t wait until they’re able read more
Teacher Accused of Videotaping Kids in Restroom
DetentionSlip | December 2nd 2009
Story: Teacher Accused of Videotaping Kids in RestroomHe was caught because every time a student went to the bathroom, he would go to his desk to view the live feed. When schools began introducing new technology in the classroom, this isn't what we read more
Hidden Camera in The Station’s Bathroom
Hidden Bathroom Cameras | December 2nd 2009 by jezuwa
People are gross. Duration : 0:2:29 Technorati Tags: bathroom, girls, kara luiz, karabutter, okaplan, oren kaplan, poop, tess barker, tess323, the station read more
Might wanna give that a minute
World of Weirdcraft.net | December 1st 2009 by Ronne
Oh man, Blizzards sense of humor when it comes to toilet jokes always gets me, from the quest in Hellfire for a goblin that you need to retrieve his keys from a mage pet that ate them (gone in 60 seconds) to Nagrand where you need to pick partially read more
How is this in X-tremegeek???
Technology Addiction of WannaBeGeek! | December 1st 2009
So the other day I was looking through the x-tremegeek catalog that was sent to my house and came across an item called PoopFreeze. I was shocked?? How is this geek.Trying to make sense of this all I could think of was...."Think of the hours of fun y read more
I Are Victimized Cat
CAT MACROS | December 1st 2009
I are victimized cat. U R meen poopyheds. read more
This Tomfuckery Must Cease
Homemade Hilarity | November 30th 2009 by Julia D
Sometimes, my fellow crapfters, things just don't go to plan. Or they do go to plan, and it just turns out your plan is shit. For example, what must have started out as an ingenious use for old baked potatoes/stale french loaf/massive golden turds read more
youtube poop: Billy Mays fails at selling insurance
Agent Zoo for Insurance Agents | November 29th 2009 by James
Higher quality: www.youtube.com After watching some of NinjaxCad’s poop, I wanted to do my own version of the health insurance commercial the Oxyclean guy does. Credit goes to him for inspiration. Credit also goes to littlekuriboh for the part read more
Luby’s Closing 8 Dallas-Fort Worth Cafeterias
clusterflock | November 27th 2009 by clusterflock
Just days after posting a $23 million loss, Houston-based Luby’s said it is closing eight of its 21 cafeteria locations in North Texas. The chain will shutter four locations in Tarrant County (South Arlington, Bedford, Grapevine and Fort Worth read more
Batteries that Run on Piss... or Poop? - Nopopo Batteries
FunnyBrew - Jokes - Haikus - Dry Humor | November 26th 2009 by Don
These batteries claim to charge themselves with the addition of any liquid... finally a use for your jars of urine... Do you think these batteries would run on diarrhea? read more
Family Guy Season 8 Episode 7 PART (3/4) Jerome Is the New Black
The Popular TV Show | November 26th 2009 by annahanz
alturl.com Family Guy Season 8 Episode 7 Jerome Is the New Black premiere 2009 fall eight six seven 9 fox Peter Stewie Brian Quagmire Tom Tucker Cleveland Herbert meg chris lois JONAS Selana gomez Miley cyrus Watch online full episode show series quo read more
my favorite thanksgiving story
angelina la dawn tomato | November 25th 2009
my parents have always been planners. so when i was in 7th or 8th grade they decided it was time to update their wills. in order to do this, they talked to each me and my siblings {2 sisters, 1 brother} about what we would want left to us.we were all read more
Doll Waste.
Deep S6X Culture Blog | November 24th 2009 by Luke R
I was watching Spongebob Squarepants (yes, i do the ‘Bob) and I saw a commercial for a toy called the Baby Alive Whoopsie Doo Doll. The ad goes something like “Whoopsie Doo! She goes number one and number two” Now I know dolls with “realisti read more
The Grand Whiffer
Mental Poo | November 24th 2009 by moooooog35
..and that's how grandma got a sunburn.Let me explain...You see...I’m a pretty gassy guy.I’m not sure why......as it’s not like all I eat is beans and squirt cheese.(Great...now I want beans and squirt cheese)But really......most days I'm surpr read more
The Straight Poop
Ciao Hound | November 24th 2009
Does anyone know the answer ? ....What is the criteria for finding the perfect spot to poop?Velvet will spend forever circling around, then moving a little further away, then, wait no, maybe over here,... Not to be tooooo graphic, but sometimes she' read more
Five Things; Ten Days
It's raining noodles! | November 24th 2009
Here's how I spent the last ten days:1. Work. Work work work. Oh did I mention? There was the work, and then there was more work, and when I finally finished that work, I found more work, work that worked itself into working existence somehow. So I d read more
How to Help Your Newborn Poop
LEUKEMIA AND ANEMIA | November 24th 2009 by Donna
Babies are typically great poopers, as they get older they go from pooping every feeding to only pooping every 5-7 days. It is quite normal for babies to not have to go every day, but if you’re like me and worry about it well then I have the so read more
Performance Art: So Much Nudity
Kevin Babbles | November 22nd 2009 by Kevin Babbles
Performance art has quite a reputation for being ridiculous and pointless. I haven’t seen too much of it myself, and though I figure a great deal of it is absurd, I’ve believed that its reputation was somewhat exaggerated. Last weekend, however read more
Curb Your Yeti
Life Between Naps | November 22nd 2009 by Jim Noonan
“Daddy, what is that?” I had no idea what it was, but I do know it wasn’t there when we left. “I’m not sure.” I replied. We were still four houses away from our front door, but it was hard not to see this thing on our front lawn. I read more
Slaybell Slapdown
clusterflock | November 20th 2009 by clusterflock
Our offering for the DIFFA Holiday Auction fundraiser, a wreath made for auction Saturday night. I debated long time whether to post it or not. Is it tacky? Yes. Is it funnish? Yes. Badly executed? I’ll let you be the judge. Here’s a les read more
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