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I may have stepped over the line here.
The Bloggess | 10 hours ago by Jenny
I just read that today is Blog Action Day and thousands of bloggers around the world are coming together to do…stuff. I don’t know the details because I got kinda bored and started downloading p0rn. Did you know that there are enti read more
This is the third post I’ve written today and I want a medal (a…
The Bloggess | September 4th 2008 by Jenny
Yesterday someone asked me how to deal with trolls and haters. I have no damn idea. Trolls are just like you and me. Only shittier. Or more honest. Or likely to murder gypsies. Fuck, I don’t know. I’m not a mind reader. read more
It would be even funnier if we later found out that God’s name…
The Bloggess | September 1st 2008 by Jenny
So the other day we were all praying at work. (This is a big aside where I reveal that in real life I work at a faith-based company and you go “No fucking way” and I’m like “I know, right?” HR needs to do bett read more
Oh, milk. You kinda fucked this one up.
The Bloggess | August 23rd 2008 by Jenny
This is the part where I would assure you people that this is an unretouched photo that I actually took from my car window but I don’t know that it’s even necessary to clarify that, simply because it’s not possible for me t read more
This doesn’t bode well for the integrity of blogging
The Bloggess | August 16th 2008 by Jenny
Me: Holy crap. I just looked up my blog up Technorati and it says I’m in the top 5k. Victor: I have no idea what that even means. Me: It means that of the millions of blogs on technorati, mine is ranked as 4,966. Victor: Great! read more
Thanks for the zombies, Jesus!
The Bloggess | July 12th 2008 by Jenny
Conversation Victor and I had in the car: Me: Oh my God, did you see the name of that cemetery? “Resurrection Cemetery”. What a terrible name for a cemetery. Victor: It’s because they believe in the resurrection of believers, read more
The difference between midgets and dwarves
The Bloggess | July 7th 2008 by Jenny
The other day Victor was in the shower doing the ”We Represent The Lollipop Guild” song from the Wizard of Oz, complete with the kicky-feet-dancey-thing. Me: When I was a kid I thought that dance was some sort of a midget-spasm and I f read more
Another tiny sasquatch sighting!
The Bloggess | June 2nd 2008 by Jenny
So apparently a plane flew over this uncontacted Amazon tribe to take pictures of them and to not contact them at all except to scare the shit out of them and possibly give them untreatable Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. But that isn’t the read more
Shit that shouldn’t be published, part whatever
The Bloggess | May 14th 2008 by Jenny
You know how some people are always like, “Oh, I wish I could fly” like that would be so kick-ass? I bet it totally wouldn’t be. I bet it’s like people in wheelchairs who are all “Oh, I wish I could run” and you’re like read more
The post where I finally get sued
The Bloggess | May 12th 2008 by Jenny
Are you following me on twitter? If not, you missed the mini-rants that made Victor have to hide the knives last week. Here’s a taste: **For some reason, my fave site (sk*rt) is changing their name. On an entirely unrelated note, I HATE read more
I both sicken and amuse myself.
The Bloggess | April 30th 2008 by Jenny
What I just heard on the radio: “…and as of today over a million shoes have been donated to Feed the Children in Darfur.” Me to myself: The hell? Why are we feeding shoes to children? Oh waaaait. Now I get it. Ha! read more
If anything, I’M being exploited
The Bloggess | April 24th 2008 by Jenny
There’s a lot of shit being thrown around right not regarding the whole “mommybloggers are exploiting their children” topic that is making the rounds lately. It’s not a new topic. From the first time I wrote about my kid p read more
Most unappetizing thing I’ve ever found on my windshield
The Bloggess | April 11th 2008 by Jenny
Ew. Now I don’t want ice cream or cancer. PS. I swore I’d never start twittering and now I’m totally doing it. If you don’t know what twittering is, I can’t help you because I don’t get it either. Apparent read more
Kawa(stalk)i
The Bloggess | April 8th 2008 by Jenny
Okay, prepare to have your mind blown or to be utterly nonplussed. In a few weeks? I’m going out to dinner. . . With Guy Kawasaki. I know, right?! It’s gonna to be like meeting the Pope but with less genuflecting. He’s speakin read more
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