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I call him “Sneeve” for short
The Bloggess | October 8th 2008 by Jenny
So just to follow up from my last post, Steve from the Sneeze did not send me any of his blood or drugs. Frankly, I was a little disillusioned and drunk (on pain and abandonment) and I may have written some ill-advised tweets asking where I c read more
So now I don’t have any blood *or* pot.
The Bloggess | October 5th 2008 by Jenny
Last week I sent a fan letter to Steve from The Sneeze because his brilliant corn smut post is what got me hooked on blogging in the first place. I told him that if he didn’t want to be my friend I would become his nemesis and I read more
Letter to a friend
The Long Downward Spiral | October 1st 2008
Dear Edna,It was great seeing you the other day. I always feel sad when I leave you there in that nursing home. I bet you were a lot more fun before your leg amputation. By the way, I wanted to say sorry again for the exploding cat shit cake. I can s read more
I could. And I will.
All Adither | September 30th 2008 by All Adither
I could write about:1. How Fruit Bat turns into a horrific rendition of himself every week day at exactly 3:10 when he emerges from his small elementary school and into my waiting arms. And how that growling, thrashing alter ego... read more
Keystone Ike?
the daily elephant | September 28th 2008 by thedailyelephant
* a 24 pack of Keystone Light: $5.99 * 1-ply toilet paper: $1.99 * a piece of plywood to use as a raft: $14.99 * surviving a hurricane and being able to float through your yard with everything that means the most to you in this world: pr read more
And now I totally want a pet chicken
The Bloggess | September 28th 2008 by Jenny
So this weekend my friend Erin invited me to this special blogger event at the Houston Museum of Natural Science to celebrate a new dinosaur exhibit and to meet brilliant scientists but I didn’t have a babysitter so I brought my 4 year ol read more
Thoughts from a crazy Saturday
The Dead Guy's SEC Site | September 27th 2008 by The Dead Guy
This may just be the Fat Tire talking, but:* When healthy, Ole Miss may have the best defensive line in the SEC. They ended up with 7 TFL this afternoon and basically wore Tebow's jersey for him all day long.* Urban Meyer is a very good coach, so far read more
Housekeeping: Random Crap
Sports Cards Uncensored | September 26th 2008 by Adam Gellman
Here are some things I have been thinking about:I finally had some money to spend on myself, so I decided that rather than buying a card I would actually want and keep for a long time, I was going to break a box of Absolute that will not contain even read more
Incredible Catch
The Dead Guy's SEC Site | September 25th 2008 by The Dead Guy
Who knew that Winston-Salem State and Morgan State would provide one of the most amazing receptions you'll ever see. Edwin Baptiste is a BMF. Nothing else to say about it. Just watch. read more
Sylvester Croom's gmail account
The Dead Guy's SEC Site | September 25th 2008 by The Dead Guy
Ever wondered what's in Sylvester Croom's gmail account? Take a look.Click on picture for full sizeSee Bobby Petrino, Houston Nutt, and Phil Fulmer here. read more
maps + ups tracking = um…
staying.cool | September 24th 2008
can anyone tell me why one of my 2 purchases (same day, same receipt) follows one route (blue) to come to me from california, while the other (red) has its own ideas ? they're both from newegg, and coming via UPS.. View Map read more
Phil Fulmer's gmail Account
The Dead Guy's SEC Site | September 23rd 2008 by The Dead Guy
My investigative team is really earning their paychecks. Behold, I present the current contents of Phil Fulmer's gmail account.Click on picture for full size imageSee Bobby Petrino's and Houston Nutt's as well. read more
The fruit test
The Bloggess | September 23rd 2008 by Jenny
So this site shows you a bunch of different bathing suits and gives you videos of the models doing “tests” to see how the suits perform. Like ”the stretch test”, “the jump test”, or “the fruit test̶ read more
Houston Nutt's gmail Account
The Dead Guy's SEC Site | September 23rd 2008 by The Dead Guy
In the interest of Freedom of Information, I had my people tap into Houston Nutt's email. Same as they did with Bobby Petrino's and Phil Fulmer's.Click on picture for full size. read more
Bobby Petrino's gmail account
The Dead Guy's SEC Site | September 22nd 2008 by The Dead Guy
Through my sources, I was able to obtain a sneak peek into Bobby Petrino's gmail account. If you must know, my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who hacked into it read more
How not to market to pretty much anybody
The Bloggess | September 21st 2008 by Jenny
So I was going through my email and found this spam… …which looks innocent enough until you highlight the body and that’s when I discovered it was actually an invisible, secret code… More specifically? It̵ read more
Friendly Reminder to all Auburn Fans
The Dead Guy's SEC Site | September 19th 2008 by The Dead Guy
Be nice this weekend. The school administration demands it: Dear Auburn Student, I wanted to remind each of you about the importance of your support for our team and displaying character this weekend when L.S.U. fans and other guests arrive thi read more
Even worse, I actually thought it was spelled “habidasher”.
The Bloggess | September 18th 2008 by Jenny
Recent conversation between me and my coworker DiscoJamboree, who has the horrible job of auditing the tickets to local attractions that we occasionally sell to employees: DJ (huffily throwing himself into one of my chairs): So I just had to se read more
Porn for Women?
the daily elephant | September 17th 2008 by thedailyelephant
Ladies, I feel that there is so much good material out there for the boys… we need a little something to look at once in a while, know what I mean? See boys, women aren’t really that complicated. It’s the simple things that we desi read more
Random Thoughts before I go to bed...
The Dead Guy's SEC Site | September 13th 2008 by The Dead Guy
* Auburn and Mississippi State just set football back 50 years. I mentioned earlier I love hard-hitting defensive battles, but the inept offenses were as bad as the defenses were good in this one. I gotta believe LSU is the team to beat in the West n read more
Hurrication: All I never wanted (updated)
The Bloggess | September 13th 2008 by Jenny
Hi. I’m alive. I know, half of you are all “THANK GOD! I’VE BEEN SO WORRIED!” and the other half are all ”Big whoop, so am I” and the other half are like “this girl can’t do math” but IR read more
BUSTED! By the Too Cool Police
the daily elephant | September 10th 2008 by thedailyelephant
In this day and age of nuclear weapons, off shore drilling, going green, and kindergarten sex education, I’d like to take a moment of your time to address something that really matters: birth control. gun control. mind control. self control read more
To be honest with you I don’t even like dead whores
The Bloggess | September 9th 2008 by Jenny
Fun Fact: In the last month, 25 people have found this blog by googling the phrase: ”It is, however, truly comforting to know that you really respect the dead whores”. So…you’re welcome? PS. You could replace ” read more
I don’t entirely fit in here.
The Bloggess | September 4th 2008 by Jenny
Conversation I had this morning with my coworker, Christine, who gets mad when I call her “my coworker” instead of “my kick-ass friend”. So just to clarify, she’s both. Me: Dude! I’m totally the top story read more
It would be even funnier if we later found out that God’s name…
The Bloggess | September 1st 2008 by Jenny
So the other day we were all praying at work. (This is a big aside where I reveal that in real life I work at a faith-based company and you go “No fucking way” and I’m like “I know, right?” HR needs to do bett read more
So I got a box in the mail filled with 80 body parts
The Bloggess | August 28th 2008 by Jenny
So yesterday I got a box of body parts in the mail and when I pieced them all together they were a bunch of angry cross-dressers. I couldn’t make this shit up. Lego sent me this to celebrate their new line or anniversary or something and read more
UPDATED: Tell me a cat wearing a sandwich board wouldn’t be ent…
The Bloggess | August 26th 2008 by Jenny
I was going to post this post over here but I couldn’t because I think it’s against my blogher ad contract so instead I posted it here but I had to delete all the curse words because it goes against the Chronicle’s terms of servic read more
Let’s ride this Gazelle into the sunset, Tony.
the daily elephant | August 24th 2008 by thedailyelephant
So I finally broke down and bought cable. The only reason I did this was because I needed it for a show that I’m writing for. Needless to say, other than HGTV [which teaches me awesomely useful things like how to turn my old lamp into a couch] read more
Oh, milk. You kinda fucked this one up.
The Bloggess | August 23rd 2008 by Jenny
This is the part where I would assure you people that this is an unretouched photo that I actually took from my car window but I don’t know that it’s even necessary to clarify that, simply because it’s not possible for me t read more
Our last summer weekend
Some Snappy Title | August 23rd 2008 by Megan
School starts on Monday. HOORAY! My house will now be *almost* quiet during the day, except for the terror that is almost two year old Jack! That kid has some lungs, let me tell you. We are spending our Saturday morning cleaning house and doing moun read more
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