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YOR ATTENTION PLZ!!!!
Sunny Crittenden | August 6th 2008
I am drunk on the intarnets. The party is in Blake's journal. (Well, until he goes to bed.)I really hope I don't puke purple. That is all. (For now.)EDIT/7am: omg my liver is weeping. read more
Still Alive
Spiral Reverie | July 10th 2008 by Benjamin Fennell
(And no, the title's not a Portal reference. Those have been run into the ground. Damn you, Portal fans, for ruining a Jonathan Coulton song for me.)Not a big post this time, just dropping by since I haven't updated in over a month now to say that I' read more
Losing Hope: The English Language
Gustafun | June 24th 2008 by Patrick Stevenson
Losing Hope, by Matt Finger, chronicles the decay of civilization as it affects the young people of America. Today we examine an increasingly omnipresent threat to our society: the English language. WH3N!1!11!1 OMGDID OBVI BCOM3 NOT ONLEY COLOQUIA read more
Profile: Custom Quality Services of Louisville gives back
Louisville Alive | May 28th 2008 by Chris and Amy
Most companies are concerned only with “the bottom line” and profit margin. It is truly refreshing when you run across one that that is deeply rooted in the community, and strives read more
Hype Money: The Death of Journalistic Integrity in Gaming
Spiral Reverie | May 1st 2008 by Benjamin Fennell
You watch TV, right? Of course you do. Who doesn't? (Don't pretend, snobs. "I don't watch television," you say? We know all about your little love affair with PBS. Yes, Masterpiece Theater is still television. Now go and hang your head in shame.) As read more
Retarded Monkey learns how to use Internet and asks a question
AskWez.com - Daily bad advice for free! | March 22nd 2008 by Wez
4+3= That must have taken you a long time to come up with that question. You may be retarded, or a monkey…. or a retarded monkey. I am going to assume you’re a retarded monkey as it will help all of us move on with our lives. Given you ha read more
Don't Be GREedy
Spiral Reverie | March 4th 2008 by Benjamin Fennell
Take a moment to allow yourself to bask in the warming glow of the greatness that is this entry's title. Are you doing it, basking? No, that's not radiation poisoning you're feeling - that's your new super powers manifesting. (Only standing near my m read more
Oh, God - thou ever was a forsaker.
Angrypenguin | February 1st 2008 by Samela
On some days, one can barely bear to read the news.Today is one such.The utter, morally-bankrupt act of harnessing mentally-retarded people with bombs, sending them off to a pet market and then detonating them by remote control to kill and multilate read more
Wait, that's not a Yule Log at all!
Spiral Reverie | December 5th 2007 by Benjamin Fennell
"At last!" you all just exclaimed to yourselves, "a holiday season themed update! Surely but the first of many to come!" You sit there shaking giddily in your seats while those around you become genuinely concerned and wonder if you have blood sugar read more
Mr. Healy doesn't know his nouns very well...
Geek Vs. World | August 5th 2007
...because he sure doesn't know what violence is.On the other hand, Assistant U.S. Attorney Stuart Healy III countered, Richard Serafin has voiced violent ideas about shooting illegal immigrants, and deals in illegal silencers and weapons designed so read more
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