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Franz Patrick's Film Archive | November 19th 2009 by Franz Patrick
Dance Flick (2009) ★★ / ★★★★ Damien Dante Wayans directed this parody about a girl (Shoshana Bush) who moves to the city with her father after her mother dies on the way to her dance audition. With the help of a friend (Essence Atkins), read more
Picture Depicts Actual Person
Mocking Words | November 17th 2009 by Mary
Almost all of the awards out there that are taken "seriously" (as seriously as you can take something that is awarded subjectively) are for things that are done well. What we as a people need are awards that are for things done like crap. These award read more
D. Wade=dunk of the year!
What Would Wesley Do? | November 14th 2009 by Wesley
Previously on WhatWouldWesleyDo: The best way to spend a dollar (Updated) I’m gonna let this one speak for itself. That was ugly, nasty, ridiculous. I won’t even waste words trying to describe it. I will eventually get this NBA “P read more
Nicolas Cage is NOT a Victim
Mocking Words | November 14th 2009 by Mary
It's fairly easy for a headline, probably written by some dumbass 22-year old media intern, to make me irritated and/or angry. Usually that's because I know that what follows a really inflammatory, inaccurate and outright misleading headline is an i read more
Answer the Question!
Mocking Words | November 13th 2009 by Mary
People really need some sort of a timer to determine exactly when their 15 minutes of fame are actually up. When you go over your fifteen minutes, you're not just flirting with disaster, you're courting it and fixin' to marry it. Case in point today read more
The Killer Shrews
Chopping Mall Films | November 11th 2009
If I asked you to think of a fictional movie-title that would be undoubtedly awful, entirely silly and should probably never be made, do you think you could come up with better than The Killer Shrews?Sometimes I really do wonder how on earth these th read more
She Am Them
Mocking Words | November 9th 2009 by Mary
No one is in favor of DUI. Pretty much, I think it's safe to say everyone thinks it's a bad idea. That being said, I have some awesome DUI stories here. It takes a certain sort of numb nut to pull stuff like this off. Thank goodness neither of these read more
America
Popular Thought | November 8th 2009 by Chris
When It's dark and cold and the Bolsheviks and Maoists have you by the balls. Remember Patton, Remember Macarthur. Curse your luck and accept what a fool you've been or take your nepenthe to avoid the truth, then bid the enemy achieve you and sell read more
Grundle v. Hanes
Mocking Words | November 8th 2009 by Mary
I'd like to welcome back to the blog our old friend, the penis. Hi, penis! (Admit it. Penis is a funny word. I wouldn't have to do these stories if it wasn't so funny sounding and if it wasn't so ridiculous looking. I still have no idea how you guys read more
New iVillage article-Could You Please Control Your Child?
Suburban Jungle | November 5th 2009 by Jenny from the blog
You know that stare? That annoyed stare that passersby, strangers and even family members give to let you know (what you already know) that you’ve completely lost control of your child? All moms know it. When my son was little he hated stores, read more
" I will take your ridiculous opinion into account" T-S…
Idakoos Blog | November 5th 2009 by Idakoos Blog
Who don`t have a friend who speaks nonsense? read more
Ron Artest Loves Afghan Women
Zebra Is Food | November 4th 2009 by Zebra Is Food
For the majority of Americans, Ron Artest is a crazy fool with a propensity to put his foot in his mouth and his fist in your face. But they don’t know Ron Ron like we do! He’s a politically empathetic man with a platform to do something read more
Confession: My obsession with traffic signs
L'histoire de sa vie | November 4th 2009 by Nathan Miller
A continuation of my “Confessions” series, modeled after Alana’s “Sunday Confessional” So if you’ve been reading this blog from the beginning (it feels like so long ago!) then you’ve probably noticed that quite often, I have posts that read more
I Don't Know Why He Swallowed The Fly
Mocking Words | November 4th 2009 by Mary
You know, the most effective way to complete your high school course work and earn decent grades is to a) study, and b) to actually do the course work. Using some sort of entymological ingestion procedure as a way of getting an 'A' on your Algebra II read more
One Liner Headliners
Mocking Words | November 3rd 2009 by Mary
So....many....isssues....So....much....stupidity....Must....comment....on all...... From Reuters we have the headline "Clinton wishes he had left White House "in a coffin". " Dude, after that whole Monica Lewinsky thing came to light, if Hillary had read more
Ridiculous Government Notice
Steven Humour | November 2nd 2009 by Steven
Sarcasm. Isn’t it great? (picture source = hahastop)Similar Posts: Best Reason In The World Not To Go Swimming Have You Seen This Bike? A Cake For The Person Who Has No One Cleavage Peek Hairy Troll Tattoo That Might Gross You Out a read more
Ridiculous letter of the day
The Jewish Internet Defense Force | October 31st 2009
On Oct 31, 2009, at 1:16 PM, Steve: Subject: Re: your website From: Steve Date: October 31, 2009 To: Jewish Internet Defense Force Hello, I read your site with interest. While I support Jewish causes, The JIDF appears to be more anti-M read more
How was I hassled today?
L'histoire de sa vie | October 30th 2009 by Nathan Miller
On the way to the Bill Simmons book signing, we passed a Duane Reade, at which point Joey verbalized his hatred for the drug store chain, citing high prices and monopoly power as his reasons for his dislike. Being that I find Duane Reade to be an ok read more
Bahaha this hardly is news but haha
Confessions of a Conservative Teen | October 30th 2009 by Conservative Teen
Hi again,I'm sure you're wondering why I haven't updated this, it's been like 10 days. Too long...Anyways, this morning (it's morning as I write this) I'm going to write about um, this(source) AMERICAN FORK, Utah — A rap by four teenagers at a McDo read more
Church of England Crucifies the Wallbanks.
shakespeare wuz ere | October 30th 2009 by Ted de Stratford
I must be getting old or something but I meant to write on this a week or so ago...anyway,The Wallbank family have lost their ongoing battle with the Church of England. I wont go over the whole sorry episode again, you can go HERE for that, but the W read more
Theatre of The Absurd / Teatro del Absurdo
Photo - Carraol - Images of Mexico City | October 30th 2009 by Carraol
The Christian Science MonitorBy Sara Miller Llana | Staff writer 10.29.09Los Tigres del Norte sing of censorship, bail on Mexican award. Los Tigres del Norte, a popular Mexican band, canceled an appearance on the Luna Awards TV show in Mexico Wedne read more
More Things I am Bad at
Mumologic | October 28th 2009 by Claire Allen
I am really bad at signing my credit card receipts. My signature looks different every single time. Thus, when the cashier hands me the pen, the whole experience is a total rush. Especially the part when she hands back the card and lets me leave. No read more
The Most Ridiculous Anchoring Experience Ever
My Boat Works | October 28th 2009 by Jerr Dunlap
What’s the most ridiculous anchoring experience you’ve ever had? Here’s one of mine: read more
Is That a Snake or Are You Happy to See Me?
Mocking Words | October 28th 2009 by Mary
I understand why people smuggle drugs. It's because there's enough money to be made that the rewards outweigh the risks. I mean, that's the kind of sense that it makes to the people who actually smuggle drugs. To me, the very real possibility of goin read more
A Hot Dog Isn't News
Mocking Words | October 27th 2009 by Mary
I know I'm missing something here with this one. If anyone can help me figure it out, I'd be extremely grateful. The only thing is however, if the explanation for this which has me perplexed is simply that people are morons and will make a big deal o read more
Tom’s Restaurant
L'histoire de sa vie | October 25th 2009 by Nathan Miller
Recently, Adir posted a list of underrated and overrated places in the Columbia area. Tom’s Restaurant made his initial list of underrated places, and I felt it necessary to post this entry as a response. Tom’s Restaurant is perhaps most well kno read more
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