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The Killer Shrews

Chopping Mall Films | November 11th 2009

If I asked you to think of a fictional movie-title that would be undoubtedly awful, entirely silly and should probably never be made, do you think you could come up with better than The Killer Shrews?Sometimes I really do wonder how on earth these th read more

TheOpus

She Am Them

Mocking Words | November 9th 2009 by Mary

No one is in favor of DUI. Pretty much, I think it's safe to say everyone thinks it's a bad idea. That being said, I have some awesome DUI stories here. It takes a certain sort of numb nut to pull stuff like this off. Thank goodness neither of these read more

ipxica

America

Popular Thought | November 8th 2009 by Chris

When It's dark and cold and the Bolsheviks and Maoists have you by the balls. Remember Patton, Remember Macarthur. Curse your luck and accept what a fool you've been or take your nepenthe to avoid the truth, then bid the enemy achieve you and sell read more

TheOpus

Grundle v. Hanes

Mocking Words | November 8th 2009 by Mary

I'd like to welcome back to the blog our old friend, the penis. Hi, penis! (Admit it. Penis is a funny word. I wouldn't have to do these stories if it wasn't so funny sounding and if it wasn't so ridiculous looking. I still have no idea how you guys read more

This would be freakin' hilarious if it wasn't so messed up.

spydrzweb | November 7th 2009

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JennyFromTheBlog

New iVillage article-Could You Please Control Your Child?

Suburban Jungle | November 5th 2009 by Jenny from the blog

You know that stare? That annoyed stare that passersby, strangers and even family members give to let you know (what you already know) that you’ve completely lost control of your child? All moms know it. When my son was little he hated stores, read more

idakoosblog

" I will take your ridiculous opinion into account" T-S…

Idakoos Blog | November 5th 2009 by Idakoos Blog

Who don`t have a friend who speaks nonsense? read more

zebraisfood

Ron Artest Loves Afghan Women

Zebra Is Food | November 4th 2009 by Zebra Is Food

For the majority of Americans, Ron Artest is a crazy fool with a propensity to put his foot in his mouth and his fist in your face. But they don’t know Ron Ron like we do! He’s a politically empathetic man with a platform to do something read more

nathanmiller

Confession: My obsession with traffic signs

L'histoire de sa vie | November 4th 2009 by Nathan Miller

A continuation of my “Confessions” series, modeled after Alana’s “Sunday Confessional” So if you’ve been reading this blog from the beginning (it feels like so long ago!) then you’ve probably noticed that quite often, I have posts that read more

TheOpus

I Don't Know Why He Swallowed The Fly

Mocking Words | November 4th 2009 by Mary

You know, the most effective way to complete your high school course work and earn decent grades is to a) study, and b) to actually do the course work. Using some sort of entymological ingestion procedure as a way of getting an 'A' on your Algebra II read more

TheOpus

One Liner Headliners

Mocking Words | November 3rd 2009 by Mary

So....many....isssues....So....much....stupidity....Must....comment....on all...... From Reuters we have the headline "Clinton wishes he had left White House "in a coffin". " Dude, after that whole Monica Lewinsky thing came to light, if Hillary had read more

stevenhumour

Ridiculous Government Notice

Steven Humour | November 2nd 2009 by Steven

Sarcasm. Isn’t it great? (picture source = hahastop)Similar Posts: Best Reason In The World Not To Go Swimming Have You Seen This Bike? A Cake For The Person Who Has No One Cleavage Peek Hairy Troll Tattoo That Might Gross You Out a read more

jewishactivist

Ridiculous letter of the day

The Jewish Internet Defense Force | October 31st 2009

On Oct 31, 2009, at 1:16 PM, Steve: Subject: Re: your website From: Steve Date: October 31, 2009 To: Jewish Internet Defense Force Hello, I read your site with interest. While I support Jewish causes, The JIDF appears to be more anti-M read more

nathanmiller

How was I hassled today?

L'histoire de sa vie | October 30th 2009 by Nathan Miller

On the way to the Bill Simmons book signing, we passed a Duane Reade, at which point Joey verbalized his hatred for the drug store chain, citing high prices and monopoly power as his reasons for his dislike. Being that I find Duane Reade to be an ok read more

conservativeteen

Bahaha this hardly is news but haha

Confessions of a Conservative Teen | October 30th 2009 by Conservative Teen

Hi again,I'm sure you're wondering why I haven't updated this, it's been like 10 days. Too long...Anyways, this morning (it's morning as I write this) I'm going to write about um, this(source) AMERICAN FORK, Utah — A rap by four teenagers at a McDo read more

tedstratford

Church of England Crucifies the Wallbanks.

shakespeare wuz ere | October 30th 2009 by Ted de Stratford

I must be getting old or something but I meant to write on this a week or so ago...anyway,The Wallbank family have lost their ongoing battle with the Church of England. I wont go over the whole sorry episode again, you can go HERE for that, but the W read more

Carraol

Theatre of The Absurd / Teatro del Absurdo

Photo - Carraol - Images of Mexico City | October 30th 2009 by Carraol

The Christian Science MonitorBy Sara Miller Llana | Staff writer 10.29.09Los Tigres del Norte sing of censorship, bail on Mexican award. Los Tigres del Norte, a popular Mexican band, canceled an appearance on the Luna Awards TV show in Mexico Wedne read more

dkells

Get it Grandma.

Just kidding, but seriously. | October 29th 2009 by dkells

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mumologic

More Things I am Bad at

Mumologic | October 28th 2009 by Claire Allen

I am really bad at signing my credit card receipts. My signature looks different every single time. Thus, when the cashier hands me the pen, the whole experience is a total rush. Especially the part when she hands back the card and lets me leave. No read more

MyBoatWorks

The Most Ridiculous Anchoring Experience Ever

My Boat Works | October 28th 2009 by Jerr Dunlap

What’s the most ridiculous anchoring experience you’ve ever had? Here’s one of mine: read more

TheOpus

Is That a Snake or Are You Happy to See Me?

Mocking Words | October 28th 2009 by Mary

I understand why people smuggle drugs. It's because there's enough money to be made that the rewards outweigh the risks. I mean, that's the kind of sense that it makes to the people who actually smuggle drugs. To me, the very real possibility of goin read more

TheOpus

A Hot Dog Isn't News

Mocking Words | October 27th 2009 by Mary

I know I'm missing something here with this one. If anyone can help me figure it out, I'd be extremely grateful. The only thing is however, if the explanation for this which has me perplexed is simply that people are morons and will make a big deal o read more

nathanmiller

Tom’s Restaurant

L'histoire de sa vie | October 25th 2009 by Nathan Miller

Recently, Adir posted a list of underrated and overrated places in the Columbia area. Tom’s Restaurant made his initial list of underrated places, and I felt it necessary to post this entry as a response. Tom’s Restaurant is perhaps most well kno read more

TheOpus

If This Cockpit is a-Rockin....

Mocking Words | October 24th 2009 by Mary

Tell me something. When did it become permissible or acceptable or perhaps even advisable that one tell a lie that is so far from what the truth could possibly be that everyone knows it is a lie from the get go? You know the ones I mean. The lies tha read more

babeslovebaseball

ALCS: That Game Was Ridiculous

Babes Love Baseball | October 23rd 2009 by Sooze

Holy smokes, now that was a poorly-managed ball game.The Los Angeles Angels kept their World Series dreams alive for one more night, coming away with a 7-6 win over the New York Yankees in Game 5 of the ALCS Thursday night in what turned out to be a read more

TheOpus

The News Day Doesn't Get Any Slower Than This

Mocking Words | October 22nd 2009 by Mary

Yesterday, October 21, 2009 might just qualify as the Slowest News Day Ever. Actually, I KNOW it qualifies, but I'd have to check other stories appearing on other dates to determine how tough the competition is. I can't imagine there are many days th read more

phoenixxrises

Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned

PhoenixTheBloggingMama | October 20th 2009 by Leanne

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TheOpus

It's No Fun Being an Illegal Alien

Mocking Words | October 20th 2009 by Mary

If I wasn't already aware of the fact that it is extremely difficult to stage an effective boycott (not to mention that boycotts are rarely successful) I would suggest a boycott of specific retailers. However, since I am aware of how difficult it is read more

nathanmiller

Cinnamon Babka

L'histoire de sa vie | October 19th 2009 by Nathan Miller

Recently I was at a dinner where there were two chocolate babkas, but nary a cinnamon babka. This is not an isolated occurrence. I can vividly recall an occasion at my house when my mother chose to purchase a chocolate babka, against my protests, in read more

healthafter40

RiDICKulus--The Blog

reDICKulus | October 17th 2009 by Jeanie Blanton

Ridiculous means anything that is laughable, funny, amusing, silly, absurd and just plain ridiculous. Everytime I turn on the TV or listen to the radio, I hear things that make me say, "That's just RIDICULOUS!"I know you do also--so let's blog about read more