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toDwI’ma’ qoS yItIvqu’!: Nota Bene #2009-46

Scholars and Rogues | December 25th 2009 by Scholars and Rogues

“To be truly free, and truly to appreciate its freedom, a society must be literate.” Who said it? The answer is at the end of this post. Now on to the links! … “The class war is over—working people lost” … “ read more

DrJimsThinkingShop

Is there stuffing with the roast donkey? Have a poor Christmas.

Dr. Jim's Thinking Shop and Tea Room | December 25th 2009 by Jim Linville

Saw this on the Freethought and Rationalism Discussion Board. CNN has a piece on debates in the US about the Prosperity Gospel with some folks arguing that Jesus was born into a wealthy family. [Rev. C. Thomas] Anderson says Jesus couldn’t hav read more

112502

Christmas 2009

blogitude.com | December 24th 2009 by Mark Steel

     I’ve wanted one thing for the last three Christmas’s in a row.  The only reason I didn’t want it for the Christmas’s prior was because, well, I didn’t know it existed.      And so, like many people who are read more

johnryanrecabar

Abolishing Christmas

Going Against the Current | December 23rd 2009 by John Ryan Recabar

MEMORANDUM No. 465371799199121 SUBJECT: Abolition of Christmas and declaring it a null celebration ORIGIN: The Holy Office of the Holiest 23rd December 2009 ______________________________________________________________________ After a thorough discu read more

Nightwing

These Days and I-Act 3

Mavericks | December 23rd 2009 by Anish Dutta

Part 1Dealing with your personal demons-Have never been so difficultNever been more easier.Angry guy wannabe,everything's gone crazyBackstreet Boys let it be-fags like you shouldn't try this-stick to songs about hugs and a kissNo one will notice some read more

CorporateBarbarian

Son of Humpday Sarcasm

The Corporate Barbarian Blog | December 23rd 2009

As I mentioned in last week’s post entitled Humpday Sarcasm: Ten Things That I Wished I’d Said First, I received Robert Byrne’s book, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, for my birthday.  I shared ten selections with you last read more

112502

So why is it that…

blogitude.com | December 23rd 2009 by Mark Steel

The smellier the fumes the smaller the load? Ponderance:  I’ve had a user account on this site for what feels to be like EONS and I now realize that I’ve only really blogged about poo, jiz, asshats, random destruction, and other rants re read more

johnryanrecabar

Ang mga regalong natanggap ko sa mga nakaraang Pasko

Going Against the Current | December 22nd 2009 by John Ryan Recabar

Di gaya no’ng nasa grade two pa ako, hindi na ako masyadong nasasabik tuwing nalalapit nang sumapit ang Pasko. Maliban kasi sa bonus na natatanggap, na madali namang nauubos, naisip kong ito’y sadyang ginawa lang para sa mga bata. Nagsimula yata read more

kathcom

200th Post and Santa Caption Contest

Magick Sandwich | December 22nd 2009 by kathcom

It figures that I'd make it to my 200th post on Magick Sandwich and have run out of ideas...or pissed them away, like Ole Saint Nick here. So after toiling away trying to come up with a caption for my holiday greeting-- draining the cane; golden sho read more

tango17

PIC: South Park WIN

So-Cal Comedy ~ Laugh it up! | December 22nd 2009 by eric

South Park WIN: This is either a textbook violation of political correctness - or the handicapped still have their sense of humor! Technorati Tags: south park southpark funny hilarious license plate virginia handicap disabled sarcasm awesome read more

TheGhettoGirl

The 100 Best Things of the Decade: 2000 – 2009

The Girl from the Ghetto | December 22nd 2009 by The Girl from the Ghetto

I can’t believe it is almost 2010.  It seems like just yesterday everyone was rushing to the store to buy bottle water and planning for the millenium.  Remember how people were freaked out the world was going to end?  I think this decade has read more

TheGhettoGirl

A Chrismouse Meme

The Girl from the Ghetto | December 20th 2009 by The Girl from the Ghetto

Mood Swing Mabel had a great meme that I’m sharing with all of you.  Feel free to grab it and use it for your own blogs. The Twelve days of Christmas have been celebrated since medieval times ~ traditionally beginning the day after Christ read more

sandhyaiyer

All About Fizz

A Strange Mixture of Sanity and Insanity | December 20th 2009

There is this strange thing about my life; every time I reach a set goal, something brings me back down. Downslide is not what I’m talking about; it is called a “Landslide”. The about me in Orkut was written in a spur of creativity. I had no i read more

112502

Weird Shit I’ve Heard Tonight

blogitude.com | December 20th 2009 by Mark Steel

     I could make a regular series of “Weird Shit I’ve Heard Tonight.”   But only because this night isn’t any different than any other night … well, except those nights I stay home playing the Xbox 360… Whic read more

johnryanrecabar

Convinced

Going Against the Current | December 19th 2009 by John Ryan Recabar

I woke up today feeling like a zombie, my need for sleep unsated, my body aching, and red spots all over my body because I forgot to hang my mattresses under the sun when I arrived yesterday afternoon. Microscopic, creepy dust mites devoured my naked read more

CELEBCURRY

10 Pick Up Line Comebacks

Teens Fun Wastebag | December 19th 2009 by Veda

collection of funny put downs, insults, come backs, comebacks, sarcasm and more funny 1-liners read more

socialsolutions

Fun with Irony: Snowstorm Foils Plans of Democrats

Conservative Hideout 2.0 | December 19th 2009 by Matt R.

“History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man” Blue Oyster Cult, Godzilla Hilariously, many Democratic plans are being foiled by the Nor’easter that is pummeling the east coast.  After almost a full month of record cold, read more

TheGhettoGirl

Jon and Kate Gosselin Are Divorced!

The Girl from the Ghetto | December 18th 2009 by The Girl from the Ghetto

Yes, it is official: Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin are finally DIVORCED and their sham of a marriage is legally over.  The kids and Kate get to keep the house TLC gave them, and Jon gets to keep on being a douchebag, so all is well in the univer read more

whatz

Willville & Graytown’s Sarcastic Soundboard released

Iphone News @ Desinformado.com | December 18th 2009 by whatz

Quapps Interactive today announces Willville & Graytown's Sarcastic Soundboard 1.0 for iPhone and iPod devices. Willville & Graytown's Sarcastic Soundboard is a soundboard of 36 sarcastic remarks to be used in any situation with hilarious con read more

Hosehead

Saturn’s Hexagon and the Bulava Spiral: Nota Bene #2009-45

Scholars and Rogues | December 17th 2009 by Scholars and Rogues

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” Who said it? The answer is at the end of this post. Now on to the links! … “What’s taken place in the year since Obama won the presidency has read more

112502

Shut up, go get some cigs, and install my SSL Certs dammit.

blogitude.com | December 16th 2009 by Mark Steel

I don’t care that it’s 3AM. I don’t care that you are “half-here”. Just get it done! Well, it didn’t go like that, but it was pretty close. I’ve had to rely on Mark for last minute shit for what, 4 or 5 years read more

thedcam

Meet The Porn Rangers

the DC AM | December 16th 2009

Porn on the internet is inescapable, when you want to go watch it it’s everywhere right away, and even when you don’t it’s only a mis-click and a few never-ending pop-ups away. Being so on demand as it is it’s pretty obvious read more

KenPerrott

Sack all those scientists? yeah, right!

Open Parachute | December 16th 2009 by Ken Perrott

Well, some of our local climate change denier bloggers have got it sussed! As a country we could solve all our problems. Just sack the scientists! Now that would make all this talk about climate change and global warming go away, wouldn’t it?  read more

CorporateBarbarian

Humpday Sarcasm: Ten Things that I Wish I’d Said First

The Corporate Barbarian Blog | December 16th 2009

I received a book for my birthday entitled, “The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said“, by Robert Byrne.  It’s loaded with quotes from famous people, and being the smartass that I am, I thought that I’d share some of the more read more

KimLNo

The Candy Cane

READ ME | December 15th 2009 by Kimberly

Do you know what I have absolutely no use for? Candy canes. Oh, I know that’s rather Grinch-like of me, but a co-worker gave me one this morning, and, as thoughtful as it was, I have no idea what to do with it. I mean, it’s a perfectly nice candy read more

abhisheksardar

About KLPD’s and Jokers

opinions and anecdotes | December 15th 2009

KLPDs. Euphemistically called Heartbreaks. It starts with a sharp pang of panic and an uncharacteristic pain. A pain that reverberates throughout the body like some harsh cacophony crashing through your indolent reverie. You can feel the forlorn cho read more

oinktales

Mad Mom

OINKTales | December 15th 2009 by Mary

There’s no escaping the simple truth that some days go better than others. And on those “other” days, I do a lot of counting. “Who’s screeching? What’s going on? Get up here. Now! 1, 2, 3….” “He’s using th read more

Dukepro25

BC - Sarcasm

Fresh Connect | December 14th 2009 by Duke

Provided by Comics.com read more

socialsolutions

No Matter What, Global Warming Did it!

Conservative Hideout 2.0 | December 14th 2009 by Matt R.

I had the thought of doing a very simple post with the following image from Accuweather… Then, I was going to add some smug comments about the Copenhagen Confab and the irony therein.  But, as usual, another story changed everything. It seem read more

sandhyaiyer

Open Happiness!!

A Strange Mixture of Sanity and Insanity | December 13th 2009

The firsts in our lives are always memorable. The first Job, The first day at work, the first pay cheque, the first Kiss, The first date. For most of us, it would be the first job! Is stands out as the best for the simple reason that- a job gives us read more