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My New Friend

Going Down | 2 hours ago by Dmobile215

I walked down the street putting one padded paw in front of the other. I looked around and saw a human across the street. I trotted over, not even bothering to look for a bright-eyed motor monster, knowing not very many were out because it  read more

dmobile215

Booger Invaders

Watch what your saying | December 25th 2009 by Dmobile215

Once upon a time a strange new group of invaders appeared.  They wanted to take over the world.   They were equipped with a strange kind of weapon that caused their target to be frozen in gelatin type substance.  Many were hit b read more

truebloodndallas

Have yourself a very Sookie Christmas !

Loving True Blood in Dallas | December 25th 2009 by Dallas

Oh--I forgot if you haven't read the Sookie short story 'Gift wrap'READ IT TODAY!"Gift Wrap" by Charlaine HarrisSookie is spending the Holiday alone, she is currently not speaking with her brother, her roommate and her boss are out of town and she ju read more

dmobile215

Lessons in Love

Watch what your saying | December 25th 2009 by Dmobile215

Having some trouble sleeping so I thought I would post something here. It has been my challenge to love an un lovable person. One of my co-workers gave me the Love Dare cards. While they would be very useful to help a troubled marriage, mine is not& read more

NatetheGreat

Uninspired

Things That Don't Matter | December 24th 2009

Okay, so again I’ve gotten really bad about updating, but it’s not like anyone reads this so it doesn’t matter. Tomorrow’s Christmas, yay! (Sarcasm). A couple weeks ago marked the one year anniversary of my website, my web hos read more

arcadata

FREE E-Book Downloads from Paulo Coelho

Randomize ME! | December 24th 2009 by Simstate

Just saw this Christmas message from Paulo Coelho’s twitter: Excellent 2010! I will be back in January, but as promised, here my free books: http://bit.ly/8di87z He is giving away some of his books until the first week of January (he actually read more

dmobile215

U.s.dollars 1.87

Driving Down South | December 24th 2009 by Dmobile215

Oh!Della! You saved a dollar and eighty seven cents. You didn’t have enough money to buy a gift for your husband for Christmas. You had a beautiful long hair like a cascade. You sold your beautiful, long,curly hair for  U.S.Dollars tw read more

cupofphilth

Trains

The Secret: Capitalist Propaganda for the Post Hippie Genera… | December 24th 2009 by Phil

I’m out here, sitting on a bench now. At the bus station of course. Or the train station. I’m waiting on something. I’m not sure what. Time just seems to pass with out any definition. Just passing. My watch stopped ticking years ago read more

cupofphilth

Romeo and Juliet of Sleepy Hollow

The Secret: Capitalist Propaganda for the Post Hippie Genera… | December 24th 2009 by Phil

  Image via Wikipedia The legendary village of Sleepy Hollow, holds many ghost story’s, some you may have heard of, the famous headless horseman for instance, but the one I like to call Romeo and Juliet of sleepy hollow is a tragic tale, read more

cupofphilth

Paper Dolls

The Secret: Capitalist Propaganda for the Post Hippie Genera… | December 24th 2009 by Phil

Did you ever play with paper dolls?  I did and I had more fun than those plastic things(excluding Barbie’s). My story starts out with a crumpled brown paper bag laying atop of all the trash in the garbage bin in the kitchen.  In my he read more

cupofphilth

Dells of Poverty: Salami Cannon

The Secret: Capitalist Propaganda for the Post Hippie Genera… | December 24th 2009 by Phil

(Dude, what the hell are you doin’?—losing your mind, here.  I can’t be doing things like that anymore … Can’t afford it.  But that guy was a jagoff and needed to be exploited by the bitter taste of my ire.&nbs read more

Mojo11

55 Flash (non) Fiction Friday #58: All Feathers

Why? What Have You Heard? | December 24th 2009

No matter your thoughts on the subject of suicide, I hope you can take a moment today to remember Suzanne "Liquid Illuzion" Horne. It's been a year since we lost her, a year very different from what it would have been. Whether you knew her or not, read more

AshutoshWebXpert

Be Deaf To Negativity :: Lovely Motivational Story

Awesome Short Stories :: Beautiful Thoughts On Life Love Hap… | December 24th 2009 by Ashu

Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.The race began...Honestly, read more

PeterR

Bad manners, crime and Colin Cotterill

Detectives Beyond Borders | December 24th 2009 by Peter Rozovsky

"Hilda knew the lass would be making people's lives a misery when she was sixty. She'd decided then and there to make an example of her."The perp/protagonist of "Gran Larceny" is a senior citizen, which is the point of Colin Cotterill's Ageing Disgr read more

cupofphilth

The Mission to Worlds Beyond: Chapter Thirteen – Ongran Peiln

The devil is my father | December 24th 2009 by Phil

Witchcraft is one thing in the Bible that requires the death penalty as punishment.  In Europe and the Americas, people accused of witchcraft met the same fate as proscribed in the Bible.  Why someone would choose to shift to a dimension wh read more

cupofphilth

For Thee Angel

The devil is my father | December 24th 2009 by Phil

In a small town there lived a girl with cerebral palsy named Yvonne Bortz.  Her condition was severe; she depended on people for her most basic needs.  This made her bitter.  One day she went to the temple of Lynne the goddess of love read more

dmobile215

Exploding Gases

Going Down | December 23rd 2009 by Dmobile215

Once upon a time, a strange creature appeared in the forest.  Its name is Flat Tu.  It was a very strange looking creature indeed.  It looks like a ghost but explodes every few minutes and comes together again. As the animals met the read more

dmobile215

After The War

Going Down | December 23rd 2009 by Dmobile215

A man sitting in his sorrow filled with emptiness. Wonders what he is doing, where he went wrong and why nothing works out, he sits with bottles as empty as him covering the bar. A regular at the pub ever since he handed in his rifle after the war, b read more

johnvespasian

How to slow down for the big run

John Vespasian | December 23rd 2009 by John Vespasian

“You are a strange man, Ludovico,” complained Alessandra Benucci. “You say that you love me, but you care as little for me as you do for your career.” Ludovico Ariosto looked out of the window and did not reply immediately.His new job as gove read more

shinygrape

Mr. October

American Goulash | December 23rd 2009 by Stephanie

On the tenth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Sean Connery A-Sleepin’. Originally, I would going to make Sean “Mr. September”, but I decided it might offend him because “it began with a bloody ‘S’!” – I like S read more

Deepak Chopra — Mad Drag Queen

Wire Hangers From My Closet | December 23rd 2009

Although I have read several books by spiritual guru, Deepak Chopra and confess his literary works detailing our cosmic consciousness are on the mark, the diamond studded reading glasses he wears are, in my view, ungodly and gay. This Elton John of read more

alferdo

Creating a Short Story Collection That “Adds Up”

Perpetual Prose | December 23rd 2009 by alferdo

A short story collection is harder to sell than a novel. That is one of the sad facts of life. One of the problems many publishers cite is while each story might be a gem in its own right, generally with a single author collection, there isn’t a th read more

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Freud!

Funny Detective Story | December 23rd 2009

Image via Wikipedia So I took a psychology course last semester ‘cause I’m a college boy.  And I learned a little bit about this guy named Freud, he’s kind of popular in psychology, heard of him?   After learning abo read more

After the Sex

Wise Donkey | December 23rd 2009

Unaware of the opening door, she murmured "That was the best sex ever". Her friend cuddled closer and said "Why didn't we do it earlier?"He switched on the light shrieked when he saw them and closed the door behind him. Trembling he said "Twwoo of th read more

davidbdale

Middle of the Road

Very Short Novels | December 22nd 2009 by davidbdale

Halfway down the block from where we had just seen Uncle Mickey, Dad stopped the car and sat with his foot on the brake. He’d been crying, I think, my unfortunate uncle, or his eyes were bloodshot for no reason, and probably he’d been pacing the read more

shinygrape

Mr. September

American Goulash | December 22nd 2009 by Stephanie

On the ninth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Tom Selleck calling. I really do have a hard time telling the difference between Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. I guess Tom is hairier… How could we gauge this? Quick - someone invent a Hair read more

Vaude Part II

The Skinner | December 22nd 2009

Here's some more of Vaude's collection: read more

Vaude's Collection.

The Skinner | December 22nd 2009

Now what do we have here ... some seriously antique Edgar Rice Burroughs certainly: read more

The Au Bon Pain Massacre

Wire Hangers From My Closet | December 22nd 2009

Racial tension is tight in Brooklyn this morning. I decided not to report to my assigned job with the city welfare department in downtown Brooklyn this morning because I am the only white trash working as a custodian inside the state supreme court bu read more

CEK

a journey

Bad Mommy Moments | December 22nd 2009 by CK

She stared at the back of his head as he led the animal down the bumpy, uneven path. She really needed him to stop again, but was nervous about asking. They’d already lost so much time because of her. The baby kicked again. She grabbed her stomach read more