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Clever Boy
Jokes | June 30th 2009 by rohit
BOY: My girlfriend broke up with me. she sent her pics with her new boyfriendFRIEND : really bad what u did ?BOY: I sent them to her dad.............. read more
Short funny jokes-Surprised
Really Funny Jokes | June 30th 2009 by umesh
"After a short hearing, Hillary Clinton was unexpectedly confirmed as secretary of state. Bill Clinton was so surprised he fell off his intern." read more
Traveling on Friday
Indian Jokers Blog | June 29th 2009 by Ajay Mishra
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?A: The horse's name is Friday. read more
2433. fun sms in hotel
SMS INBOX | June 28th 2009 by ram
fun sms in hotelCustomer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.Waiter: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot. read more
Pathar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jae
love is life | June 27th 2009 by LoveSms
Loog kehte hain keh ishq itna mat karo Keh husn sar par sawaar ho jae Hum kehte hain keh ishq itna karo Keh pathar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jae read more
Nokia Connecting pipal
love is life | June 27th 2009 by LoveSms
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal. read more
SMS Jokes 06.26.09 (Friday)
Maruism | June 26th 2009 by maru
“Being drunk is being real.” The most honest individuals are those who drink to dream, coz they lose their inhibitions, no deceptions, no limits, no lies, and that is not weakness. What people can’t see is that because of intoxicati read more
Doctors Jokes
Joke Of The Day | June 25th 2009 by Pak Spectator
A Cardiologist Died, According to His will, He was buried in a Heart shaped grave. One of the doctors Laughed at the grave. People asked, ”Why did you laugh at da heart shapd grave? Dr. Replied I’m thinking about my grave I’m a gyn read more
SMS Jokes 06.25.09 (Thursday)
Maruism | June 25th 2009 by maru
10 Utos Sa Sex: 1. Maligo muna, hndi masarap ang mabantot. 2. Magpainit muna hndi ung pasok agad. 3. Wag iiyak. Ginusto mo yan. 4. Wag magmura kapag nasasarapan. Wala kang kaaway. 5. Wag banggitin ang nasa taas, hndi sya kasali. 6. Wag magmadali, dah read more
Visa Jokes
Joke Of The Day | June 25th 2009 by Pak Spectator
An important corporate client of the travel agency recently traveled to France. As a Canadian citizen he had at that time needed a visa for entry, which we had obtained for him. Shortly after his return, his new secretary — on her first day on the read more
Short funny jokes-Nature
Really Funny Jokes | June 25th 2009 by umesh
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her. read more
The Meeting
Joke Of The Day | June 24th 2009 by Pak Spectator
A man walked into the tax collector’s office and sat down and smiled at everyone. “May I help you?” said the clerk in charge. “No,” said the man. “I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these read more
Installment Plan
Joke Of The Day | June 24th 2009 by Pak Spectator
Taxpayer: I always pay my income taxes all at once. Tax collector: But you are allowed to pay them in quarterly installments. Taxpayer: I know it, but my heart can’t stand it four times a year. This post was submitted by Pak Spectator (+92) read more
Tax Jokes
Joke Of The Day | June 24th 2009 by Pak Spectator
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside d read more
Politician Reincarnation
Indian Jokers Blog | June 24th 2009 by Ajay Mishra
Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime. read more
The Carburetor
Joke Of The Day | June 23rd 2009 by Pak Spectator
“The car won’t start,” said a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburetor.” “How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburetor is.R read more
The Race
Joke Of The Day | June 23rd 2009 by Pak Spectator
A guy was driving a Yugo on the interstate when it broke down. A short while later, a Porsche stopped and the driver offered to give the Yugo a tow. “If I go too fast,” said the Porsche driver, “honk your horn.” So the Porsche read more
Hindi jokes-Shaadi
Really Funny Jokes | June 23rd 2009 by umesh
Shaadi se pehle shadi ke baadShaadi ke pehle ladki: Darling tum nahi toh main nahi… Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!Shaadi ke baad ladki: Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!Shaadi aur mobileShaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?Sirf dimag me ek hi sooc read more
Car Fun
Indian Jokers Blog | June 23rd 2009 by Ajay Mishra
When is a car not a car?When it turns into a parking lot. read more
ICC T20 WORLD CUP 2009
Joke Of The Day | June 22nd 2009 by Pak Spectator
Dhoni: Mama aaj aap ne mujhe plate mein chaye (tea) kiun di ? . . . . . . . Dhoni ki mama: Kiun k cup aap k papa la gaye hain . . . This post was submitted by Pak Spectator (+92) 03338372731. read more
SMS Jokes 06.22.09 (Monday)
Maruism | June 22nd 2009 by maru
Boy: ganito po buhay samen, wlang makain, wlang pambili ng gamot.. Mar Roxas: anak, itabi mo.. AKO PAPADYAK, PUNTA TAYO SA MAKATi, DOON.. LAHAT LiBRE!! * * * * TANONG: Anong kasinungalingan ang pinakamalapit sa katotohanan? SAGOT: Ang babies sa puw read more
SMS Jokes 06.19.06 (Friday)
Maruism | June 19th 2009 by maru
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you. You have been married 3 years & still no children. I had hopes of being a grandma by now. Daughter: I just don’t know, Mom! Sam tries all the time, it’s just that I have trouble swallowi read more
Stupid Test
Joke Of The Day | June 17th 2009 by Pak Spectator
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the read more
Student Loan
Joke Of The Day | June 17th 2009 by Pak Spectator
A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to sen read more
First Grade Class
Joke Of The Day | June 16th 2009 by Pak Spectator
The first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah, “What did you do at recess?” Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.” Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can writ read more
National Poetry Contest
Joke Of The Day | June 16th 2009 by Pak Spectator
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Sout read more
Alabama Son
Joke Of The Day | June 16th 2009 by Pak Spectator
It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn’t get read more
SMS JOkes 06.16.09 (Tuesday)
Maruism | June 15th 2009 by maru
Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko pag nagka-anak kayo ni Jinky uli, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko. Manny: 0o naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun. Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh. Manny: Talaga nay? Anu? Dionisi read more
Do you know?
Indian Jokers Blog | June 15th 2009 by Ajay Mishra
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?A. Because it was the chicken's day off! read more
Short funny jokes-Orders
Really Funny Jokes | June 15th 2009 by umesh
Boss: Did you get any orders today?Salesman: Yes, I got two!Boss: Congratulations! What were they?Salesman: "Get out!" and "Stay out!" read more
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