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Prostitute Potato
Indian Jokers Blog | August 17th 2009 by Ajay Mishra
Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?A: It's the one stamped "Idaho." read more
A Sikh Family
Joke Of The Day | August 17th 2009 by Pak Spectator
A Sikh family received deadbody of their father from UK with a letter on top: “I’m sending Abba’s body & with it the gifts u asked for. Under Abba’s body 12 pack chocolate, 10 pack gum & 8 pack badaam. Abba is wearing read more
SMS Jokes – 08.17.09 (Monday)
Maruism | August 16th 2009 by maru
Sex for married couple is like going to the Duty Free Shop… It’s their DUTY and it’s FREE! * * * * Nasa simbahan ka. Pag tingin mo sa tabi mo for the sign of peace, si Gloria! Anong gagawin mo? Ngumiti at sabihin: “IMPEACH Be read more
Who Will Win
Joke Of The Day | August 16th 2009 by Pak Spectator
Race dekhte huwe pathan ne doosrey sey pucha: “inaam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd “sab se aagey waley ko” pathan “tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain… This post was submitted by Pak Spectator (+92) 03338372731. read more
Road Accident
Joke Of The Day | August 16th 2009 by Pak Spectator
Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident Judge : How Did Accident Occur Sardar :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping This post was submitted by Pak Spectator (+92) 03338372731. read more
Sardar In Medical
Joke Of The Day | August 16th 2009 by Pak Spectator
Sardar giving his medical entrance exam gave definitions as follows :- * Antibody: Against everybody. * Artery: Study of fine paintings. * Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards. *CT Scan: Searchng for lost cat. *Coma: Punctuation mark. * Bacter read more
Sunday SMS Jokes From Mike
Maruism | August 15th 2009 by maru
Gloria: Tita Cory, anu ba dapat ko gawin para mahalin ako ng mga Pilipino, para matapos na ang kaguluhan sa bansa? Cory: Sumama ka sa akin! * * * * “A 21 gun salute will also be given to Gloria once she dies. But all guns will be aimed at her c read more
Girls In Different Ages
Joke Of The Day | August 15th 2009 by Pak Spectator
Q. What is the difference among girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 & 68? At 8: you take her to the bed & tell her a story. At 18: you tell her a story & take her to bed. At 28: u don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 3 read more
Weekend SMS Jokes From Wow_Kalabaw
Maruism | August 14th 2009 by maru
Pacquiao: Doc, gusto ko magpalagay ng breast. Doc: (nagulat!) Pacquiao: breast sa ngepen, para umayos yung ngepen ko.. * * * * Teenager: lola, papunta lang kami sa tipar. Lola: anong tipar? Teenager: party Lola: puro salitang kalye alam nyo! mga p.s. read more
2511. Humourus sms jokes
SMS INBOX | August 9th 2009 by ram
Humourus sms jokesThe Following Message will surely touch your Heart -….….….….…."STETHOSCOPE"….:-) ha ha . . . read more
SMS jokes-truly married
Best funny jokes | August 8th 2009 by rajesh
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn’t saying. read more
Assassination
Joke Of The Day | August 7th 2009 by Pak Spectator
An ass behind another ass and behind that ass i, and behind i the whole nation, a Sardar was teaching his children the spelling of “ASSASSINATION” This post was submitted by Pak Spectator (+92) 03338372731. read more
SMS Jokes 08.07.09 (Friday)
Maruism | August 6th 2009 by maru
BLACK PROPAGANDA ANG KINAKALAT NG OPOSISYON NA BINASTOS SI PGMA SA MANILA CATHEDRAL Maayos naman daw ang pagdalaw ni PGMA sa Cathedral. Sinalubong syang mga kaanak led by Joshua & Baby James. * * * * Jamby Madrigal will run for president in 2010 read more
SMS Jokes 08.06.09 – (Thursday)
Maruism | August 5th 2009 by maru
Boy: Baril ka ba? Girl: ‘Lam ko na yan kasi mukhang tinamaan ka sakin noh? Boy: Hinde! Ang lakas kasi ng PUTOK mo! * * * * BAGONG BUGTONG -isang bAkLita nakaupo sa papa. (lapt0p) -mahaBa’t matiGas nang isub0′y kumatas. (ice cAnd read more
Coke Please
Joke Of The Day | August 5th 2009 by Pak Spectator
I’ve always ordered beverages one simple way: “A Coke, please.” Lately, though, this hasn’t seemed to work. Waitresses now often respond, “I’m sorry, we don’t have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, read more
Millionaire Blonde
Joke Of The Day | August 5th 2009 by Pak Spectator
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officers says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the bl read more
2nd to 3rd
Indian Jokers Blog | August 2nd 2009 by Ajay Mishra
Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second? Because you have a short stop between second and third. read more
SMS Jokes 07.31.09 – (Friday)
Maruism | July 30th 2009 by maru
D.O.H. Advisory: Lahat ay pinagiingat sa pagkain ng mani. Ayon sa mga dalubhasa, ang pagkain ng mani ay nakakabibingi dahil natatakpan ng hita ang dalawang tenga! * * * * Sa crematorium. Customer: Boss, namatay ang biyenan ko, puede tanong magkano read more
SMS Jokes – 07.29.09 (Wednesday)
Maruism | July 28th 2009 by maru
APO: Lolo, bakit ka naghahands up kapag umiihi ka? LOLO: Sabi kasi ng doktor ko, bawal raw sakin ang magbuhat ng mabigat! * * * * BF: subo m! GF:paano? BF:sipsipin mo! GF:ganito? BF:oo, tapos higupn mo GF:ayoko! kadiri! BF:arte! cge na, masarap yan read more
SMS Jokes – Sunday
Maruism | July 25th 2009 by maru
GF: hon, bakit ayaw mo pa ring magpakasal tayo? Ako naman ang gagastos! BF: Ikaw nga ang gagastos, pero habambuhay ko namang pagbabayaran sa iyo! * * * * Doctor: Is there evidence of insanity in your family? Woman: Yes Doc, my husband thinks HE̵ read more
SMS Jokes 07.25.09 (Saturday)
Maruism | July 24th 2009 by maru
Crazy Pic of the Day History 101: JUDAS: anong gimik yang hinuhugasan ni Magdalena ang paa ni BRO? PETER: Wag kang makialam, darating ang araw at tatawagin yang FOOT SPA. * * * * Bago na ang collection box sa simbahan. May special effects depende s read more
SMS Jokes 07.22.09 (Wednesday)
Maruism | July 22nd 2009 by maru
Pare1: Pre, pa-puff naman sa yosi mo. Pare2: Iisa na lang ‘to eh. Teka may naisip ako para tipid. (Humitit si Pare1. Nag-open mouth liplock tapos binuga ang usok sa bunganga ni Pare2) Pare1: Thanks pre! Tipid nga to. Pero next time walang dila ha. read more
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