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Text Jokes | SMS Jokes | Funny text Messages | Tagalog Jokes 51-6…

Love Quotes n' Poems | March 29th 2009 by babyface

51. Location: Mental Hospital pasyente: (nagbubungkal ng lupa) nurse: hoy! ano ginagawa mo dyan!!? pasyente: di mo ba nakikita, nagtatanim ako nurse: eh wala ka namang seed…pauso! pasyente: seedless to ano! 52. Kiko: Berto, bakit naghihilamos k read more

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Love Quotes n' Poems | March 25th 2009 by babyface

41. DRAMA SA RADYO: “ Huwag mo akong hawakan, Berting nasasaktan ako! Magulo na ang buhok ko at pumapalag na ako ngayon!” “Magtapat ka Lorena! Habang lalong humihigpit ang hawak ko sa iyo !” “Tama na Berting! May nakikita ako ngayong kutsil read more

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Text Jokes | SMS Jokes | Funny text Messages 31-40

Love Quotes n' Poems | March 25th 2009 by babyface

31. Si GMA muntik nahulog sa tulay, buti na lang nailigtas ng isang bata. GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako, humiling ka kahit ano at ibibigay ko sa’yo. Bata: Gusto ko po ng electric wheel chair na may stereo at play station. GMA: Bakit naman iyon a read more

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Text Messages | July 20th 2008

3481. Through out the years of your life you’ll face many challenges, remember that you climb the highest mountain, drive through the roughest storm, soar across the bluest sky, or even sail across the roughest waters. It’s only destined by your read more

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Text Messages | May 20th 2008

3401. Life is an undying cycle. It is a battle of survival. If you quit, then you're a loser. If you fall, then stand up. If you keep on complaining about the miseries of your life, nothing will happen. God doesn't throw stones that we cannot catch. read more

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Text Messages | March 3rd 2008

3251. Leave something for God but never leave God for something. Because in life, something will leave you, but God will always be there for you. 3252. God hides from us the things that we are not yet ready to receive. That's why when we try to get i read more

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Text Messages | February 13th 2008

Happy Valentine's Day to all the readers and subscribers of Textmates! 3201. When these days are gone, when the little love you once feel for me slowly fades away, when your smile and laugh is only here as a dream, and when the words "I love you" are read more

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Text Messages | October 17th 2007

3051. When God gives you one important thing in life, never hold it too tight so when He asks you to give it back, it's easy to let go without hurting so bad. 3052. Sometimes, you have to fight for something to make everything alright. You give your read more

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Text Messages | September 25th 2007

2951. God hides from us the things that we are not yet ready to receive. That is why when we try to get it ourselves, we end up with the second best. Just pray and wait. Good evening!2952. Nights are the best time to be peaceful, to plan your tomorro read more

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Text Messages | September 18th 2007

2901. The verse "Don't be afraid" appears 365 times in the Bible. Enough assurance that for each day of the year, we can trust God to face everything with Him.2902. The God we met in good times is the same God we meet in hard times. May the Lord refr read more

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Text Messages | September 4th 2007

2851. A life filled with love must have some thorns, but a life empty of love will never have roses.2852. Do not ask the Lord to guide your steps if you are not willing to move your feet.2853. Those who gaze at giants live like grasshoppers; those wh read more

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Text Messages | August 26th 2007

2801. You are part of a puzzle of someone else's life. You may never know where you fit but remember that someone else's life may never be complete without you in it. Have a blessed day!2802. Whatever gives you laughter, do it more often because it w read more

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Text Messages | August 15th 2007

2751. Life's a little ironic. We all want things to change, but once they do, we wonder why things can't go back to the way they were.2752. Something more to think about: If price and worth have basically the same meaning, then why are priceless and read more

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Text Messages | August 3rd 2007

2701. A blessed life is not being famous or wealthy; but one that faces trials and troubles but never loses sight of God's loving presence! Have a nice day!2702. We wake up each morning feeling happy, healthy and at peace, knowing that these are bles read more

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Text Messages | July 15th 2007

2641. Happiness is a very subjective factor in one's life. Being happy doesn't depend on achieving what you want, but rather making the best out of what is given. Life isn't fair, it never was. The only thing that can make you completely happy is con read more

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Text Messages | July 6th 2007

Announcement: I need more text messages. Send your text messages to +639195947635, or e-mail to textmeyts@yahoo.com. Thanks! Have a nice day! Happy 777 Lucky Day! 2601. Life is unpredictable, anything could just happen. It might be success or a mess, read more

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Text Messages | June 30th 2007

2551. Even in the most fulfilled lives, there's still an emptiness that only God can fill. Let Him guide your steps and bless your way, today and everyday. Good night!2552. Morning is a sign of God's great love for us. Let us be thankful that we are read more

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Text Messages | June 21st 2007

This blog is 1 year old! Happy Anniversary! Thanks to all the contributors and subscribers!!!2501. God never runs out of blessings. Catch it, it's free!2502. In the Lord's prayer, the word "love" did not appear; "forgive" was used. It's because forgi read more

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Text Messages | June 7th 2007

2451. The power of prayer will never leave you, even in the darkest of times. It's the greatest weapon known to mankind, the freedom no one can take away. Good morning!2452. God is the architect of life and He has a great plan for us, but we are stil read more

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Text Messages | May 30th 2007

2401. If God answers your prayer, He is increasing your faith. If He delays, He is increasing your patience. If He doesn't answer, He has something better for you. Good evening!2402. God's promises are like stars, the darker the night, the brighter t read more

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Text Messages | May 23rd 2007

2351. God's love is unbounded, God's grace is unlimited, God's power is immeasurable. May you have God's endless blessings always.2352. We face all challenges beyond all the problems because we believe that the more pain we overcome, the more stronge read more

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Text Messages | April 28th 2007

2251. A beautiful life does not just happen. It is built daily by prayer, humility, sacrifice and love. May that beautiful life be yours always. Take care.2252. The Lord is still preparing the best gift for you. Someday in your life at the right time read more

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Text Messages | April 14th 2007

2151. May God impart His richest blessings unto our heart. Love that keeps His presence near and faith that conquers doubt and fear. Good morning!2152. Many times, we do not have all the answers to why things happen. Nonetheless, we must continue to read more

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Text Messages | March 8th 2007

1901. Life is like music. It has high notes and low notes. No matter how high or low your notes may be, keep in tune with God and you'll never go out of tune in the music of life. Good morning!1902. The best way to bring focus into your life is to ne read more

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Text Messages | February 21st 2007

1801. They say that noisy people are not serious. But they never know that behind my happy smiles and joyous laughters are a thousand kinds of pain which I tried to hide eversince.1802. Life is short, so break the rules. Forgive like you have amnesia read more