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Big Lips
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | August 7th 2008 by kabalweg
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.She wakes up from he read more
Amazing Late to Work Story
Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog | July 9th 2008 by Blakk Frogg
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.” Jones read more
Pussycats
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | June 21st 2008 by kabalweg
Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers."Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.Goldi read more
Conversation over dinner
StayOnline.co.in - Be There... Always! | May 31st 2008 by Deepak Bhakoo
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don’t you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? MAN: Okay, I’d get married a read more
Oriental Massage
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | May 15th 2008 by kabalweg
Mike was on a business trip and was staying in this fancy hotel. When he went up to his room there was a sign near the bed that said "Try our Oriental Massage".So he rang down to the reception and told the clerk that he'd wanted to try one of the mas read more
Women are Complex Creatures
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | April 20th 2008 by kabalweg
- If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman- If you don't, you are not a man- If you praise her, she thinks you are lying- If you don't, you are good for nothing- If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp- If you don't, you are not understanding- read more
9 Facts About Man and Woman
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | February 15th 2008 by kabalweg
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one read more
Woman's Life Cycle
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | January 7th 2008 by kabalweg
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 3 read more
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | January 2nd 2008 by kabalweg
...and what they actually mean.10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (Yo read more
Women's Dictionary
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 28th 2007 by kabalweg
1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need = I want5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble7. Sure, go ahead = You better not8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset read more
Medical Joke: No Milk
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 20th 2007 by kabalweg
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the read more
Woman Joke: Tears of Joy
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 7th 2007 by kabalweg
Daddy: Why are you crying, my dear?Daughter: Because I passed the test. Huhuhu!Daddy: Oh, that must be tears of joy. What subject?Daughter: Pregnancy test! read more
Woman Joke: Hold My Monkey
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 5th 2007 by kabalweg
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she wa read more
Woman Joke: I'm A Wife
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories | December 4th 2007 by kabalweg
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional." The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids." They then asked the woman, "What are read more
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