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The Lazy Aussie Live!
The Worst of Perth | August 25th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
I will be returning to the stage for some live stand-up on September 11th at the Charles Hotel, with Mike G, Anti Hakala from Finland and others. $15/$12. Tickets at the door. Phone reservations (groups only) call the Comedy Lounge infoline 9309 1139 read more
Colin, clear your canal mate.
The Worst of Perth | August 20th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
A third post in one day? Normally that would be spoiling you, but Lisa just came through with this from the Perthnow website in their Ask Colin section. Lisa rightly asks, “Colin why is there something hanging out of your nose?” A bushman read more
Attributeless on The Membrane
The Worst of Perth | August 20th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Nice to make the OZ for I think the third time, but I feel a little bit gypped that they didn’t even mention the website or name me as the bright spark. Was it all my media hammering? Mate that REALLY upsets Julian. From The Australian “A read more
Weekend Worstoff 18
The Worst of Perth | August 8th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Since it’s politics this week, here’s a worst from David Cohen, showing Carmen Lawrence helping launch the Brian Burke biography at Black Tom’s. Don’t forget to add your election 08 worsts HERE. And did anyone note the passing read more
Pump The Stump. Election 08
The Worst of Perth | August 8th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Carp Pic Barn Pic Here you can park your worst of election 08. Colin’s Far Canal to Carps’ Burkean Conflict. read more
Crack in The World
The Worst of Perth | August 4th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Sir Charles Eggerston: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Dont let this fall apart. We have work to do. We must hear Dr Rampion complete his report. You were saying that the crack is extending to the east. Dr. Ted Rampion: Along the Macedo Trench. It’s foll read more
1001 Nights
The Worst of Perth | July 30th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
The Cookster has been sending some very interesting worsts my way lately. I better put something up while I continue to struggle with the formatting of his turds in Subiaco video. Teh Cook was sent this photo via some intermediary at 6PR, but he won& read more
Jammin’
The Worst of Perth | July 21st 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Soon the earth will tilt on its axis and begin to dance to the reggae beat to the accompaniment of earthquake. And who can resist the dance of the earthquake, mon?” Peter Tosh I give up. If this Barking Gecko kid’s theatre Lizard is not smo read more
Journalistic Ethics
The Worst of Perth | July 18th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
I see from a link that The Worst of Perth will be reading material for a Latrobe University journalism unit, (see week 12) DILEMMAS IN JOURNALISM: LEGAL AND ETHICAL ISSUES, taught by ex JJJ man Lawrie Zion. The link has been removed for some reason. read more
Frang it!
The Worst of Perth | July 17th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Superb worst from Ljuke. Ljuke says… Backstory: I have been using the Oats Street train station every week day for about three years now and I can’t remember a time in which this used franger wasn’t sitting in the sand just outside. read more
Shangriloon
The Worst of Perth | June 30th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
From the magazine for crackpots, Nova, comes this ad. Meditate as deeply (in fact more deeply) than a Zen monk? Despite some careful breathing and chanting, Zen monks were mightily pissed off at this ad, seeing that some of them had wasted up to 70 y read more
Weekend Worstoff 12
The Worst of Perth | June 28th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Was quite a good worst week this week, possibly highlighted by Skink’s amusing stoush with Howard “Riddance” Sattler on the Fairfax blog, with the moderator deleting both Skink AND Sattler at one stage. The post on The Fairfax Onlin read more
Kevin Rudd Presents Shooting Rare Chinese Birds
The Worst of Perth | June 22nd 2008 by The Worst of Perth
The Worst of Perth Television A quite bizarre game of shooting birds I found in a shop in Highgate. The spring guns are so powerful that if you are not a huge distance away, they will knock the whole thing to the floor. You need to be so far away you read more
Young White Lesbians Launched
The Worst of Perth | June 15th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Some may remember complaints from a previous commenter (who sadly left these pages in high dudgeon) that Young White Lesbians get every art grant these days. I asked for volunteers to take up the attractive Young White Lesbian blog registry. Finally read more
Weekend Worstoff 10
The Worst of Perth | June 14th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
A guest worst from Victoria. An extraordinary sign. A woman with a bikini floats above celery. From the lens of Golden1. Thanks mate. More local, but separated in time are these shots of an excellent bookfrom 1971 I found. Perth, City of light by Iv read more
The Worst of Perth TV. Monster Kingswood Theatre
The Worst of Perth | June 12th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
It was the incarnation of blind and insensate Greed. It was a monster devouring with a thousand mouths, trampling with a thousand hoofs; it was the Great Butcher–it was the spirit of Capitalism made flesh. Upton Sinclair Well if The West online read more
Richard Clayderman isn’t dead yet!
The Worst of Perth | June 8th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Clayderman isn’t even cold in his grave, in fact the cunt isn’t even dead, and yet Andre Reiu is still insists on camping it up on his territory. On what possible level is this sticker OK? Who could get away with this on their car? Koons? read more
Weekend Worstoff 9
The Worst of Perth | June 6th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
A shot of me being funny at the comedy debate at The Charles Hotel and the rest of the entertainers. Thanks to the Conservation Council. I had forgotten what a delightfully dingy old hole The Charles was. Although the front bars have been tarted up read more
You’re a bum you’re a punk you’re an old slut on junk
The Worst of Perth | June 4th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” Dean Martin Again, I’m not sure what to say. I’m glad that the salt and vinegar might have put a bit of a lining on at least one stomach. I’m more of a barbeque flavour man myse read more
SOLD OUT SOLD OUT
The Worst of Perth | June 3rd 2008 by The Worst of Perth
The Great Comedy Debate for World Environment Day is sold out, including those they were holding for the door so any of youse who were hoping to see The Lazy Aussie live and haven’t bought tickets, that’s teh cry. Sounds like there’ read more
Clean and Jerk
The Worst of Perth | June 3rd 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Sodabug sent me this months ago. Just getting to it now. Doing better than China. China only has 12 days of coal in reserve at any time. The Worst of Perth maintains a 30 day worst buffer. Hey Sodabug. That’s great. Another erection pic of my o read more
Weekend Worstoff 8
The Worst of Perth | May 31st 2008 by The Worst of Perth
I will be on RTRfm Wednesday morning at about 8:30 with Xavier for a little pre debate stoush, with peter Barr officiating. A reminder that the Great Comedy debate for World Environment Day will be held at the Charles Hotel on Thursday night, Tickets read more
Powerage
The Worst of Perth | May 26th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
[Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials.] I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time. Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev World Youth Day shirts now are now available in Target acc read more
Weekend Worstoff 7
The Worst of Perth | May 23rd 2008 by The Worst of Perth
The Lazy Aussie Live! - Brian Burke Ringtone - Team America goes down. - Free Beer I will be performing in the The Conservation Council Great Debate on Thursday Week 5th of June. The topic is that Green is the New Black. (ah fuck). Unfortunately I am read more
Weekend Worstoff 6
The Worst of Perth | May 16th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Four international worsts for Weekend Worstoff 6. Firstly a shot I took in Beijing. Don’t laugh, the Folk Music Club is in even worse shape. Mazarina sent in a nice worst from her trip to the Himalayas. I came for the Gaylord, I stayed for t read more
Breasts and Dongers of WA Art
The Worst of Perth | May 13th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Since we will go past an amazing quarter of a million views today, here are some dongers and boozies from me, as a token of appreciation. Most will be familiar, but there are a couple of new ones thrown in. Really, thanks everyone for your fantastic read more
Weekend Worstoff 5
The Worst of Perth | May 9th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Welcome to Weekend Worstoff 5. Jimbo sent this excellent guest worst from Bali. Ice Cold Piss. Would have made a far better slogan for this Swan Lager Tray I found recently. Ice Cold Piss, Australia’s international passport to drinking pleasur read more
Bad Gin 2
The Worst of Perth | May 7th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
I should have had more faith in TWOP readers. Discussing an idiotic exchange between Troy Buswell and The National’s Grant Woodhams in Parliament, I began musing on what could have happened to the seemingly slightly lefty Mr Woodhams to turn h read more
Weekend Worstoff 4
The Worst of Perth | May 2nd 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Welcome to Weekend Worstoff 4. Was a great worst week. David Cohen dominating the airwaves, Troy sniffin, The West’s “Found” story refound, and Sunday Times journos under the gun. Meanwhile, Lisa “She-Ra” Scaffidi and Al read more
Deff Geoff
The Worst of Perth | April 29th 2008 by The Worst of Perth
Some time ago I made this bust of former Premier “Deff” Geoff Gallop out of masking tape, paint and a lunch box. (So there’s some art of mine you can criticise.) It seemed like a much simpler and more innocent time then didn’t it?. The Premie read more
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