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LaceFront Baby Feva!!
Fierocia|Makin It Work | December 3rd 2009 by Romeo Jackson
Picture courtesy of (The Fury)YAAAAAAAAASSS! Peaches tried to describe this to me, but his words would've never prepared me for this! O to the M to the G! Guurl, where you get dat top dollar yak from?? This child is ready for the Miss Cunt Ovahness B read more
Addiction or Why The Writing Habit Is Losing
ModernSophist.com | December 3rd 2009
Any writer will tell you that writing is a kind of discipline. Any fool with a pen can scribble out a few lines, even a few pages, when they’re feeling especially passionate. This is your epiphany on world politics or your treatise on ̶ read more
Dust Bin Culture at MA Global Political Economy (GPE), Kassel Uni…
Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer, University of Kassel, Attempts… | December 3rd 2009 by AntiNazi
Nowadays Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer is facing a criminal investigation for his rape attempts. One of the professional hookers at University of Kassel, Germany, has also been reported. Her name is Nicole De Cuir.She's like a bar waitress and has bee read more
Bono "Shoot me."
The Lone Voice | December 3rd 2009
Bono "Im overpaid so shoot me.", okay. It would be a pleasure you insufferable little cock. The bloke is an utter cunt. read more
A Musical Interlude
We Make The Cops Look Dumb | December 3rd 2009
Thought I’d collect some of my favourites from the Spotify playlists I’ve posted on Twitter over the past couple of months. Heart So Small: Won’t you shut the door and put the oil lamp on the floor? The Sun Is A Cunt: A cutthroat wi read more
EMO? NO. FUCK YUO
VICKY GOLD BLOG 2 | December 1st 2009 by VICKYGOLD
sOMEbody called me an emo. As you can SEE i AM NOT AN EMO!! I am a punk. Hardcore man. So FUCK OFF. And this is my boyfriend, and he CERTAINLY AIN’T NO FUCKING EMO. HE’LL FUCKNG BEAT U UP U CUNT Vvvvvdddddd”””@@@@@@@@8 read more
A Paisa Woman in Bogota
Expat Chronicles | November 30th 2009 by talcanmcnasty
Alternate Title: My 1st Paisita and Now I Understand the Fuss about Medellin Women After months of reluctance, I agreed to practice golf with The Mick. The Mick had scheduled to play golf as a class with a student of his, Maribel from Medellin. Marib read more
Doesn’t work for getting immaculate houses …
Doomed To Be Stoned In A Sludge Swamp | November 30th 2009 by xangel
I’m staying geographical (southern hemisphere) and I post this amazing discharge of machine-gun bullets, the debut full-length album by the Aussie grindcore band Captain Cleanoff.Symphonies of Slackness (2008) comes after about ten years of activit read more
Nice Doggy...
De-EvolvinG | November 30th 2009 by Alec Beattie
The shitehole where I currently live is rented from my local council. It's a fucking dump - run down, badly maintained, full of smelly fucking kids and fat single mums, arsehole neds and dickheads with Big Dogs.Contrary to one of the terms of tenancy read more
A Bushie’s Blow
The Worst of Perth | November 29th 2009 by The Worst of Perth
Old Blocker had a hairy Crack Bush merging with his dusty sack As he sat astride his trusty horse perusing a novel Tim Winton of course… This bush poetry doesn’t seem so difficult. How was that? Easy. Brown submitted this without comment. read more
Asian Threesome Cock Suck
stupid celebrities | November 29th 2009 by angyal ferenc
Asian hotties munching dick before getting cunt fucked Click here to watch this gallery read more
Victoria Silvstedt Like to Have Sex in Public
Celebrity Gossip | November 29th 2009 by David Walker
Something tells me that this guy with Victoria is rich as hell, Lol. Click on pictures to enlarge the pictures and get a better view.Just Making outMeasurements 36C - 25 - 37, Nice BoobsFingering that PussyShowing off those big ass titsGot to see tha read more
ABC News Reporter Car FAIL
Fail Ads | November 28th 2009 by FailAds.com
ABC News & Cunt Affairs. I suppose this ABC News reporter team is focused on following stories of the real housewives of Orange County. See more Funny Pictures of FAIL Ads read more
Waterbaby
The Lone Cypress | November 26th 2009 by Carly-Jay Metcalfe
It's the end of November and last week marked two years since I underwent surgery for cunt cancer and the subsequent CCC (cunt cancer coma). I celebrated by starting my training programme for the Mooloolaba triathlon, but don't get too excited — I' read more
THESE TWO DATED BEFORE
Celebrity Gossip | November 26th 2009 by tinsel-gurus
Shauna Sand has revealed that she enjoyed a steamy romance — filled with lots of barely legal sex — with Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford that lasted for nearly a year back in 2003. Shauna — the former wife of actor Lorenzo Lamas and star of read more
LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo [Balls Deep]
Deadspin | November 26th 2009 by Mark Watson
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. I have but one goal for this Thanksgiving, and that is to spend the day saying as few words as humanly poss read more
(via OptimumReleasing)nMy favourite line of In The Loop:...
Christopher J. Fraser | November 25th 2009 by Christopher J. Fraser
(via OptimumReleasing) My favourite line of In The Loop: “If if isn’t Humpty Numpty, sitting on top of a collapsing wall like some clueless… egg… cunt.” read more
Top Ten Banned Books of All Time
Babyheads (and why most think i'm crazy) | November 25th 2009 by E
1. Teach Yourself Sodomy 2. Mein Kampf for Dummies 3. The Holy “Green” Bible (made from 100% recycled toilet paper) 4. Kama Sutra for Kids 5. Chicken Soup for your Vagina 6. Anne Frank: The Pop-Up Edition 7. Winnie the Crap and Friends 8 read more
Don’t Curse
Runway T-shirts | November 24th 2009 by Anna Marks
I did a search for “curse words list” and came up with this site. According to their “List of Curse Words” generator, their Top 10 according to visitor votes are: 1. fuck 2. homework 3. George W. Bush 4. assramming hamster fucker 5. cunt 6. read more
Charger (uk) Spill Your Guts [2007]
[*mercenario*] | November 24th 2009
Charger Spill Your Guts [2007]1. This Is Our Black Sabbath 2. Cult Verses Cunt 3. Shake! Baby! Shake! 4. The Pride Of Essex 5. For All Intents And Purposes (You Are All Already Dead) 6. The Amputee 7. This Is Not A Song About Vampires read more
Gary Morgan Eats Shit!
Buck Frain's Angry Place | November 23rd 2009 by Buck Frain
I don’t normally do requests but very occasionally someone sends me something that I feel I need to share. This is one of those cases. This really made me laugh – the dodgy mouth movements, the path of the turd and…is that arse hairy read more
what's new pussy-cat?
my dartboard | November 23rd 2009 by dar ted
The former gay-hating Miss USA cunt-estant-loser performs some of her hands-on favorites: * ALL BY MYSELF* I FEEL FINE* SEE ME, FEEL ME, TOUCH ME* FIXING A HOLE* DANCING WITH MYSELFAnd the special bonus track with the self-made home video** CALIFORNI read more
Is Cowen my aunt?
Head Rambles | November 23rd 2009 by Grandad
I was pondering the meaning of life and clipping my toenails this morning when I came across a brainfart on ‘A view from Kerry’. It got me thinking. Now it may not be a good idea to get me thinking, but once the deed is done, it is done. When I s read more
Sharity Surfin’ presents… Inadmissible Metal
Knife Fighting Jesus | November 22nd 2009
By the numbers, the following album mentions the following things in the song title and/or band name - Fucking/Procreation/ Sodomy/ Cum - 8; Blood/Guts - 6; Cunt/Vagina/Anus - 5; Satan - 1; The Pope - 1. read more
Dude, that stupid smug cunt Velma needs to chill the fuck out.
I Am A Savage | November 22nd 2009 by Michael Gibson
Dude, that stupid smug cunt Velma needs to chill the fuck out. read more
THE HONORABLE UNCLE JUDGE ENORE, ALL RISE!
Uncle Enore's Emporium -- The Blog | November 21st 2009
Be seated. Court is now in session. Bailiff, bring in the first scumbag. Yes, Your Honor...this first case is the cunt who beat her kid so bad for so long, the poor thing kept a record of it. Just a part of the evidence against the cunt, Your read more
What The Fuck. Literally.
GrumpyOldTwat | November 21st 2009 by GrumpyOldTwat
"I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms" says Michelle, the 300 orgasms a day woman who has finally found a man to satisfy her exhausting sexual requirements.What the fuck, indeed!Now I've heard some pret read more
One step forward, two steps back
Fracas Noir | November 21st 2009 by Susanne Waldau-te Brake
Why is it that shit always happens at ones? Why do I feel like a fat pig, want to pull a sack over my head and pretend I’m not there? Alternatively commit hara-kiri and die an honourable death. PMS seems like a mild term to describing female neuros read more
Thierry Henry my 2p worth.
The Lone Voice | November 20th 2009
So the paddys are getting all high an mighty about Thierry Henry, being a French cheating handball cunt, never mind that the micks played like daft bog trotting inept cunts for most of the match. Oh no far better to blame the Frog's in a moment of ch read more
Life of a Hater
Shineharder | November 20th 2009 by Miguel
Yes I have to admit it, I'm a hater. I hate all of the world and some things more than others. I'm such a hater that I've decided to make a list of some of the things I hate. I hate people who are always feeling 'Awkward' , Fuck You I hate pe read more
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