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Samantha Ronson is a health nut
Theater Around | October 3rd 2008 by Ada Wakeman
Samantha Ronson dropped a bombshell today when she admitted she doesn't work out. Apparently, the folks at People couldn't get enough of Sam's "svelte" figure in a bikini this week. Which leads me to believe they get wet in the pants at the sight o read more
25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
My Junk Mail | October 3rd 2008 by Charles
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.5. You hear your favorite song in read more
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cheapdanny | September 27th 2008 by danny
Nutrisystem - Marie Osmond current coupon codes, discount codes, promotional code for free shipping and Promotion Codes for September October 2008.Get 3 weeks of free food from NutriSystem!Lose weight & you can get 3 WEEKS FREE!* It doesn't get a read more
Angela Stokes Lost 300 Pounds And Fought Obesity By Eating Raw Fo…
Mode Green | September 26th 2008 by Kelley B
I love Angela Stokes and have been following her for years. I'm glad CNN wrote an article about her and the raw food lifestyle. We could all use a little more uncooked fruits and vegetable in our lives.Angela Stokes had never been overweight as a chi read more
Cravings and Coffee
fit4all | September 24th 2008 by glorie
It's raining here again. I wanted to go out but obviously I can't. I love rain because I love the comfortable feeling it gives me being in my room. Cuddle my pillows (heheh pillows only) I like the solemn sounds in my sleep. I like even more to eat c read more
Fed-up Chinese go online with biting food safety jokes (Reut…
SoftwareRampage | September 17th 2008
Reuters - Fed up with an almost constant diet of bad news about quality and safety problems, some Chinese are taking out their frustrations with biting jokes on the Internet about the seemingly never-ending scandals. read more
25 Things to Tell You're a Grown Up
Laugh Out Loud | September 15th 2008 by pinay_blogger
Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them;Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question;You keep more food than beer in the fridge;6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you to bed;You hear your favorite song in an elevator.You watch read more
What’s So Funny About Dia-beetis?
DrEddyClinic.com Integrated Medicine Blog | August 21st 2008 by Dr. Eddy
By Sean KelleyWhen you bleed everyday for your disease, gallows humor isn’t far behind. For diabetics—whether type 1 or type 2—diet, exercise, and insulin may be the best medicine, but laughter helps.One of my favorite diabetic jokes comes from read more
Acne Free In 3 Days ” Chris Gibson Tells You How
serversatoz.com | August 18th 2008 by Aubrey Hall
By Kyle Richey Does it hurt to just touch your face? Is it hard for you to look in the mirror each day as you brush your teeth? Have you ever pretended to be sick and avoided going to school or work merely to stop the teasing and jokes for one day? C read more
Atlanta's Extremes
The Post-Pessimist Association | August 7th 2008 by Greg
The Ski Bum and I were wrapping up a hike yesterday -- weekly hikes being my major method of trying to counter a primarily beer-and-wing-based diet -- when we came upon an older fellow in a parking lot. "Can I try out some jokes on you two?" he asked read more
The Two Words That Brought on Change
Beyond the Cusp | July 25th 2008 by Brian Saunders
I recently had a hurried trip to the Emergency Room of one of the local hospitals. There I was introduced to a trial run for Obama’s first one hundred days. I was informed that I not only had the one problem I had suspected, but I also had another read more
McDonald's joke and humor
J 4 JOKES | July 25th 2008 by netbobz
Humor on the short sms McDonald's joke, goes like this: Question: What did the frog order at McDonald's? Answer: French Flies and Diet Croak. Related short sms jokes and humor categories: Restaurant jokes and humorAnimal jokes and humorQuestion read more
Signs you have grown up
the chutkule | July 22nd 2008 by santosh
1. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.5. You hear your favorite song on a read more
GROWING UP
Pink Preppy Party Girl | July 17th 2008 by Pink Preppy Party Girl
My husband received this from one of his friends. Male humor, but true. 26 Ways to Tell You Have Grown Up 1) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3) You keep more food th read more
A Little Diet Humor
Making Mommy Hot | July 16th 2008 by Ruthie
Technorati Tags diet humor, funny dieting jokes, weight loss comics SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "A Little Diet Humor", url: "http://makingmommyhot.com/2008/07/16/a-little-diet-humor/" }); read more
Joke time
Mumsified | July 13th 2008 by Josiet
How to tell it's time to go on a diet.... A look at today's kids....It's nice to know how far the phone is in case of emergency....I love jokes and funny stories. I wish I have a computer memory installed somewhere in my head so I can store all of th read more
Battling the Childhood Obesity Bulge
HealthNiche, A Health Blog | July 11th 2008 by Dana Prince
A guest post by Heather Johnson:Children are bearing the weight of their parents’ mistakes – literally. Bad diet decisions, exposure to junk food due to sheer laziness, unchecked snacking and weekends spent on the couch watching television, absol read more
Veggie Diet-eeerrr
BigDadGib.net | July 6th 2008 by Gilbert Purtee
Q: What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don’t eat broccoli. (Ya just don’t hear many good booger jokes anymore… ) SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Veggie Diet-eeerrr", url: "htt read more
Funny Jokes: Pinoy Jokes - Yan Ang Pinoy!!!!
All Things Funny | June 30th 2008 by jayheart
A couple placed an ad on the internet, "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get adaughter."Responses:Yank: Keep trying!Briton: Change doctor!Aussie: Follow a special diet.Indian: Practice Yoga!Pinoy: LET ME TRY! ;-) read more
On the flip side of the coin..... Skinny and diet jokes!
The Life of an Everyday BBW | June 24th 2008 by April
Ok, we've all heard the fat jokes....... How about some skinny and diet jokes to lighten your day?DIET LAUGH: THE GREATEST WEIGHT-LOSS SECRET OF ALL-TIME: THERE IS A NEW DIET THAT WILL FINALLY HELP MILLIONS OF AMERICANS TO LOSE WEIGHT: THE HIGH PRICE read more
25 Signs That You've Grown Up
Trailer Park For The Soul | June 19th 2008
1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a-one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite son read more
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Matt's Fiction Blog | June 14th 2008
This is a story that shows jokes don't always work out in real life like they do in chain emails. For Phil’s fiftieth birthday his wife of thirty years, Jill, threw him a surprise party. Phil loved Jill dearly, even though he had never seen h read more
How to Slow or Reverse Hair Loss with a Healthy Diet and Nutritio…
Health & Fitness Solutions | June 14th 2008 by Michael Paladin
Hair loss doesn't have to be controlled entirely by genetics. You may be able to slow or reverse hair loss with a healthy diet and nutritional supplements.Unless you were trying to make a fashion statement – think David Beckham or Sinead O'Connor read more
Super Slim Me (part 2)
Light As A Feather Thin As A Rail | June 4th 2008 by Yoshi Thin
Part 2 mentions the Master Cleanse Diet AKA The Lemonade Diet, The Maple Syrup Diet and the Cayenne Pepper Diet. The diet consist of fresh lemon juice, Grade B/medium maple syrup, water and cayenne pepper.Dawn is surprised to see Debbie Matenopoulos read more
Jens Lehmann Nike Video Spot
Keeper Skool | May 23rd 2008
If you have not seen these yet, it's quite a funny take on the German shot stopper Jens Lehmann. Jokes aside, the video shows the quality of his ability whether you like the guy or not, and gives a small fraction of a window view into how high level read more
Buddy Boy, Before and After
FarmStyle by Clare | May 18th 2008 by Clare
Before- Fall 2007 on the left.After- Spring 2008 on the right.After being after being off dairy products since January.I'm amazed the photographer last fall got him to look at the camera. We couldn't usually, and smiling was out of the question.What read more
Well, hallo
Coffee & Cigarettes | May 17th 2008 by Mademoiselle K
So it's time again to take my annual summer holiday to Berlin: here I come 11th-17th of June for some crazy breakfasts, cycling, bangers, bauhaus museum, Eis kaffee, vintage shopping, dancing, drinking, you get the idea. Oh and also doing research fo read more
JOKES
FUNNY PICTURE VIDEOS JOKES | May 14th 2008 by TSB
One line Pun! * Be kind to your dentist - even a dentist has fillings. * Two wrongs can make a riot. * Gravity is a myth; Earth sucks. * I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. * Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few read more
Learn To speak Chinese
Funny and Interesting Emails | April 28th 2008 by retsu782000
Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai DingSee me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia NaoSmall Horse - Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high - No Bai Dam ThingDid you go to the beach - Wai Yu So TanI bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a faceli read more
Can This Be True?!
Scrapping "Til Dawn | April 22nd 2008 by Deltapdawn
My dad passed along one of those email "jokes" to me. I thought this one was very thought provoking. I wonder how accurate the numbers are? I am sure they are in the "ball park."The Price of Gas Vs Printer Ink Think a gallon of gas is expensive?This read more
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