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GreatBooksHalfRead

A Few More Thoughts on Duck Soup.

Great Books, Half Read. | November 20th 2009 by Martin Marks

Though I’ve already written about the Marx Brothers’ 1935 film Duck Soup, I was re-watching it last week, and realized that, of all the Marx Brothers films, this one might be the closest they came to celluloid perfection. Though some may point t read more

Kumarajiva

The Last Carazy Capchuns Thursday

The Old Silly's Free Spirit Blog | November 19th 2009 by Marvin D. Wilson

Okay, back for another round of Carazy Capchuns! No, this isn’t necessarily the “last” carazy capchun post I’m doing, but after today it will have been the “last one,” get it? Kinda like The Last Whole Earth Catalo read more

Life123

Becoming a Comedian

Life123 | November 17th 2009 by Tim

If you admire comedians, and wish to be like the best comedians of all time, you have to know to write a joke and deliver a joke. Knowing how to create standup comedy takes talent. Most standup jokes aren’t one liners, but situational or topic read more

netbobz

Unique Like Everyone

J 4 JOKES | November 17th 2009 by netbobz

The short joke "Unique Like Everyone" goes like this: Always remember, you are unique - just like everyone else. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes: One Liner jokesAdvice jokesConfession jokes* read more

atozfitness

Fitness One-liners: The Best Diet/Workout Ever

AtoZfitness Best Fitness Articles Blog | November 16th 2009 by lewis

  www.AtoZfitness.com Your Internet Fitness Resource Site - AtoZfitness Article - Fitness One-liners: The Best Diet/Workout Ever By Jon Benson http://myeveryotherdaydiet.com http://y read more

smileforself

Funny, One Liners...

Smile For Self | November 15th 2009 by Nilesh Borsania

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed. ******* What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they dri read more

solecollector

Dwyane Wade Leaks AJ 2010 PE

Sole Collector Sneaker Magazine / Blog | November 14th 2009

words_Nick DePaula If our Twitter contests, funny NBA quotes and witty one-liners weren’t reason enough to have an account on the blossoming social media network, it’s probably time to join, as Dwyane Wade recently posted up a pair of hi read more

netbobz

Nymphomaniac

J 4 JOKES | November 13th 2009 by netbobz

The short joke "Nymphomaniac" goes like this: Lady: I think, I might be a nymphomaniac! Psychiatrist: I'll see what I can do to help you! My fee is $100 an hour. Lady: And, how much for all night? Note: Nymphomania - The presence of abnormally read more

bryboy

Crank it up with Ratchet and Clank: a Crack in Time

New Consumers Store | November 13th 2009 by Brian Yalung

The Ratchet and Clank universe just got bigger and better. Insomniac has released another of its famed killer series that made many Play station gamers go loco. Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack In Time is the latest entry of the Ratchet and Clank u read more

American Revival Tour Week 2: Drive, Play, Drive, Play

The Bluegrass Blog | November 11th 2009

Casey Henry has agreed to send us occasional updates from The American Revival Tour, where she is performing with Dixie Bee-Liners. Also on the tour are Sierra Hull & Highway 111 and headliners Uncle Earl. The second week of the American Revival read more

netbobz

Sugar Level

J 4 JOKES | November 10th 2009 by netbobz

The short joke "Sugar Level" goes like this: Dumbo enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because, his doctor has told him to check sugar level regularly! Related humor and funnies read more

kikiwalter

Writing for the sake of writing....

Flibbertigibbet ~ Better Living Through Snarcasm ~ | November 10th 2009 by KiKi

I never wanted to force it or fake an orgasm of funny when it comes to my writing. Sometimes life has a way of taking over and--somehow--I found myself devoid of any creative spirit, lacking the desire to reach into my bureau of memories. Yet it all read more

Oh Chéri!

Style Bubble | November 9th 2009

>> What are long haul flights good for other than itty bitty tubes of toothpaste and different shades of flight socks?  Catching up on the cack movies that you wouldn't pay £10 for (yes, it is THAT expensive to watch films in London...) read more

caseyhenry

Zombieland! (Banjo content!)

The Murphy Method Blog | November 8th 2009

Murphy Henry I almost never watch horror flicks as they are way too scary. Not to mention gross. (Buffy and True Blood don’t count!) But having first heard about Zombieland from The Dixie Bee-Liners and then having my friend Kathy tell me it was ac read more

netbobz

Jersey

J 4 JOKES | November 6th 2009 by netbobz

The short joke "Jersey" goes like this: At a cowshed... Visitor: That cow has a nice color! Farmer: Yes, It's a Jersey. Visitor: Oh, I thought it was its skin! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text j read more

Vesson

WoW Quote of the Day: Paladin Birth Control

Horde Leveling Guide | November 5th 2009 by Jon Weston

I trawl all sorts of WoW forums every day, all day… and the one thing that keeps standing out to me is the ability of WoW players to crack hilarious one-liners that make me laugh… So, I thought I’d share each and every funny or insi read more

curiouscrow

Old stuff

Curious Crow | November 5th 2009 by Sarah

This was going to be a post about the value of drawing daily, process and avoiding self flagellation when drawings aren't so good, but I had a bit of a shock yesterday (we're okay, financial, not health) and I'm not really in the mood so read more

netbobz

Milkman Dresses

J 4 JOKES | November 3rd 2009 by netbobz

The short joke "Milkman Dresses" goes like this: Two women were talking about their new milkman... First woman: He's very good looking, punctual and dresses so smartly... Second woman: And, so quickly too! Related humor and funnies with short read more

DoYouNascar

Funniest Man on the Internet: Liam Sullivan

Do You NASCAR | November 2nd 2009 by Tim Zaegel

These shoes rule!  And so does The Liam Show! Do women really sound this way?  Will we bitch slap each other for shoes?  Um… maybe.  Well, at least that’s what Liam Kyle Sullivan thinks. Ridiculously absurd and outrageously funny, Shoes h read more

Journalstone

Couples Retreat

Journalstone | November 1st 2009

Vince Vaughn is the poster boy for comedy on crack.  I mean the guy talks 90 miles an hour.  Please tell me that nobody in their right mind will ever give this guy any caffeine.  When you see him headlining a movie you instantly think of funny one read more

netbobz

Office Definition

J 4 JOKES | October 31st 2009 by netbobz

The short joke "Office Definition" goes like this: Question: What is an office? Answer: A place where one can relax after a strenuous home life. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes: Office joke read more

Kfleming

Why Castle works for me

Satellite TV Guru | October 31st 2009

Castle on ABC isn’t your normal crime drama.  Sure it has murders, twists, and and good one-liners.  But this show does it in a light-hearted manner.  The show stars Nathan Fillion as Richard Castle, a famous mystery writer, who is called in read more

carloaccount

Words of Wisdumb - Funny. The More the Manyer!

Carl Alt Delete | October 31st 2009

I am fan of funny and corny quotes. I love being shallow and digging up funny one liners.I was going through my old Multiply blog and I found this old post I made of Filipino Words of Wisdumb.I really want to credit the original author but my old lin read more

ptmcmillan

Halloween Movie…”Elvira, Mistress of the Dark”

Baby Boomer Baloney | October 29th 2009 by Phil McMillan

Very funny campy movie about our favorite Halloween slut. This movie has more one liners than Henny Youngman. If memory serves me correctly, I think this film just missed on getting an Oscar nomination. Well, maybe not. Here are a few cheap thrills read more

netbobz

Orange Apple

J 4 JOKES | October 27th 2009 by netbobz

The short joke "Orange Apple" goes like this: Bambo: What is the difference between an orange and an apple? Dumbo: The color of an orange is orange, but the color of an apple is not apple. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, read more

atul

Halloween Funny One Liners

Funny and Hilarious | October 26th 2009 by Atul Sharma

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.Do zombies eat popcorn with fingers?No, they eat the fingers separately.Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?Because they don't have any body to go out with.What did one read more

Holligurl

When Ordinary Art is Extraordinary

Holli's Ramblings | October 26th 2009 by Holli

I’ve been on a cyber journey for the past two months – seeking out interesting and exciting blogs to populate my link list and to inspire me in writing.I looked to ‘writing’ focused blogs and found a lot of highly motivated American mom/write read more

kittypackard

Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo & Sam Goldwyn

The Kitty Packard Pictorial | October 25th 2009 by Kit

Danny & Virginia - 1945 poster art (don't you love her shoes?!?!) When I was growing up, some of my absolute favorite movies were Sam Goldwyn’s Danny Kaye/Virginia Mayo musicals made during the ‘40s. For a twelve year old, the films were read more

berutt

20,000 Pies in the Face: Soupy Sales (January 8, 1926 – Octobe…

That's What I Was Going To Say | October 24th 2009 by Bryan Rutt

Image by John McNab via FlickrSoupy Sales passed away on Thursday.Through the 1960s and 1970s, Sales was known as one of those "do anything for a laugh" comedians. Unlike many who traded in the over-animated goofball ad-lib slapstick style and relie read more

sadoldgoth

No Title

sad old goth... | October 24th 2009 by gregor

I know...I'm a day late and dollar short on this, which he would probably find something funny in, but I just need to say a few words about the passing of Soupy Sales...Soupy's humor was staple fare in our house, even before The Soup Sales Show, back read more

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