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Flavor Flav: Autotuned the worst song of 2010 already.
MaterialBIATCH | January 2nd 2010 by MaterialBITCH
I forgot all about this little piece of shit.. god I love autotune. It’s only 1 day into 2010 and this song will go down as one of the worst for the year. ::sip:: <3 mB read more
It's New Year's Eve. Don't Forget To Go Fuck Yourself, Loser!!
Cooking for Assholes | January 1st 2010 by Alex
Tonight is New Year's Eve. Your evening will consist of 'Lean Pockets,' a bottle of Nigerian merlot you picked up at the Grocery Outlet, a leopard print snuggie, the cinematic brilliance of 'Definitely-Maybe' followed by 'Love Actually,' and the pain read more
DOMESTIC INDULGENCE // MY FAVORITE FORD: THE '64 FALCON
Cold Track Days | December 31st 2009 by Justin Coffey
Ever since I can remember I have been a fan of Fords. My first car, a 1995 Ford Mustang, was an underpowered, ill handling, gas guzzling, muscle car wannabe. But I loved it. My fathers sled, a mid-nineties Lincoln Town Car, albeit a hulking champagne read more
Gigi Parreño: 35 Mary Grace Anatomy. Seriously? Seriously!
The Orthopedic Logbook | December 31st 2009 by Remo Aguilar
(Publisher's Note: I stumbled upon this one beautiful piece written by Gigi Parreno, a crazy confident neurosurgeon who happens to be my good friend, classmate in UP Med School and during our residency days in UP-PGH, bump at each other frequently in read more
2010 Celebrity Death Pool
Regretful Morning | December 31st 2009 by Regretful Morning
Click To Enlarge Since I am a tasteless piece of shit, I’ve decided to make a death pool for the celebs that have a good chance of dying in 2010. Here’s how to play: Pick a celebrity that you feel might die in 2010. If they are not liste read more
Year 2009
wilsonphua | December 30th 2009 by wilsonphua
Year 2009 is basically the worst year by far, despite all the good entertainment and games. Everyone thought I could do all those mother fucking shit and put all the effort in me. I ended up being an asshole and getting hardly fucked by the older fol read more
12/30 - “Hard to shop for”
The Stabbing Pen | December 30th 2009
“You know you’re really hard to shop for.” “I know. I’m hard to shop for.” Those phrases above are clearly bullshit phrases. Nobody is really that hard to shop for. The reason for this is that EVERYONE like read more
I'm glad I don't live in Iran
SPURS FAN SAYS | December 30th 2009
There are several versions of this video, at first I thought it was the first truck you see stopping and backing up. I was thinking, "Damn, they really want to make sure that poor sap (protester) is dead." But it's actually the second truck. Either w read more
Having a cat while high
highDEAS - the best ideas (while you're high) | December 30th 2009 by nowfal
Cats are the best pets for stoners because they are lazier than you are. Which makes me feel less like a piece of shit all the time. read more
Danger! The Educated Black Woman
Damn Priorities! Just Live | December 30th 2009 by Libra Lady
Lets cut through the bullshit so that I can give it to you straight...okay? One of the real reasons why black women, successful ones anyway, aren't married are because most of them are trying to keep it real at all costs. What I mean by keeping it read more
Banksy v Robbo (idiots guide)
Shithappens | December 30th 2009
Robbo was a pioneer of London graffiti in the mid-80’s. The piece below painted at the Regents canal (Camden, London) in 1985. People tend to respect great work (let’s gloss over Banksy Ikea debacle as it was Croydon), and as such th read more
Say Hello to Armageddon!
Disquiet Reservations | December 29th 2009 by Truth Excavator
During this short and hellish decade you lost all of your liberties. But beginning in 2010 you will lose your mind, piece by piece, bit by bit, until you can't take it anymore. But even your defiance will not stop mankind's cruelest tyrants and their read more
Film review: Moon
Dark Habits | December 29th 2009 by Scott Henderson
Director: Duncan JonesCast: Sam RockwellCountry: UKThe silent loneliness of space seems long forgotten in science fiction of the last two decades, more obsessed as the genre has been with the noisy theatrics of space opera since Stars Wars in 1977. A read more
Oakshire Brewing - Ill Tempered Gnome Winter Ale
Cooking for Assholes | December 28th 2009 by Alex
After my last beer review, some bitches freaked out because I called the brewery a piece of shit for being so arrogant despite the high caliber of their beer. This evening, however, I picked up a 22oz from Oakshire Brewing and to my utter delight the read more
Fuck Off and Fucking DIE! rergdthjkl
Amatay's Blog | December 28th 2009 by simon jones
30r on Cake, 25 left.... I am CL with 100 bigs and get dealt 3 or 4 premiums in like 5 mins, mbn to be me etc etc i know, well its not fucking nice kjuhgvhtdfgQQ cant beat 99 aipf for world domination, neuf on the riv. KK v Q10. The slut limp calls w read more
milk and cookies
highDEAS - the best ideas (while you're high) | December 28th 2009 by nowfal
don't you hate it when your enjoying some nice cookies and your dipping it in milk and a little piece brakes off and falls in. and then you want it so bad you have to dunk your entire fucking hand in before it gets to soggy. i hate that shit so much. read more
Movie Poster Madness: 2009's Suck Fest Edition
Billy Loves Stu | December 28th 2009
"Based on True Events" means, "A germ of truth bastardized to the nth degree and loaded with crappy CGI effects to appeal to the lowest common denominator". Actually, I enjoyed a small portion of this film, but in the end, it really just read more
Ask the Collective: When It Comes To Anger, What Is Your Fuse Li…
ElsaElsa - The Advice Blog | December 28th 2009
Ask the collectiveI was talking to Ben last night about the Gunfighter movie. I told him how someone badgered the soldier for the better part of a year one time. The guy just harassed and harassed him. He told him he was a pussy, that he’d nev read more
The Psychotic Joy that is Eric (someone needs to send this to his…
Women's Wit | December 28th 2009 by samantha joy tavo
So I used to live with an alcoholic abusive piece of shit. Today, while cleaning out the bags of shit I collected from my car so I could trade it in for my new one, I came across something. It was a note I had left him one morning. If you’ve read more
I Think I Hate You Leland Cheung
Slant Eye For The Round Eye | December 28th 2009 by Slanty Slant
Dear Leland:Can I call you Leland? Actually I don't really care, because I don't like you. In fact I kinda hate you. Why? Maybe it has something to do with how utterly perfect you are. I mean c'mon - can you set the bar just a little bit higher for e read more
Passengers taking Control Great Signal To Future Terrorists....
Chicago Ray Report | December 27th 2009 by R.N.F. III
And the message is: "We're not taking your shit anymore, and try pulling this crap on our planes we'll take you out hand to hand every time Muhammad and friends". Good piece here covering the successful passenger revolt which was borne of read more
Eating Beans Alone With NO Sex...!
The BlackBird Memoir | December 27th 2009 by BlackBird
Yo! OK so I haven't been in the Christmas spirit really because...I mean, I guess I just don't care too much about it this year. I don't have children so I don't have to put up a tree and decorate or buy a million gifts for the little punks to break read more
Avatar (2009)
The Movie Mistress | December 26th 2009 by The Movie Mistress
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Trevor Fiction: Coal
West of Mars -- the Meet and Greet | December 26th 2009 by Susan Gottfried
If you missed the lead-in to this, clickie here. You won’t be sorry. Then come back and read on; it’ll make more sense. Mitchell was the only one not into it. Daniel was all about his new sticks. Signature models, in fact, although Mitch read more
I don't want sweet potatoes...
Hot Belly Mama - Taking It All Back | December 26th 2009
Today, we decided to give Mimi a taste of sweet potatoes and I went through the trouble of preparing it. I cooked it, added breastmilk, made it organic - the whole nine yards. With the video camera set up, we put her in a booster seat (which she norm read more
Even If
SecondHand Tryptophan | December 24th 2009 by Karl Erikson
I wish amazing things for you today. For real. Even if you’re in a total shit place at the moment, I hope that you feel at least one little tiny moment of joy today. A dog licking your face, a child catching your eye and then smiling big, find read more
Bah Humbug
The Real Revo | December 24th 2009 by RD Walker
Well, they did it. The Senate Democrats bribed their way into passing a dog’s breakfast of a bill that virtually no one wants. Obama’s response to pushing the piece of shit through on Christmas eve in order to meet his arbitrary deadline read more
Lindsay Lohan Muse Mag Out-Takes
lancernews | December 24th 2009 by lancerlord
Lindsay Lohan Muse Mag Out-Takes: "She may not be much of an actress -- I was forced to watch Labor Pains with my girlfriend the other night and had to keep reminding myself that someone actually invested money in that piece of celluloid shit -- but read more
Tap Room No. 21 Brewing Co. - Moe's Backroom Lager
Cooking for Assholes | December 24th 2009 by Alex
The number 21 in reference to alcohol is self-explanatory. If you are totally ignorant of American history, google it you fucking dumb piece of shit. I picked up this six pack since my local mega-mart's beer isle was cleaned dry at 8pm two days befor read more
Happy Holiday and All That Jazz
No Fear of Falling | December 23rd 2009 by John
Without a public option this whole health care plan is a worthless piece of shit. Yes, he did campaign on the public option HealthPlanFull-pdf, but as political double speak goes it is not the worse part. The worse part is the bill we are left with i read more
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