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The Absolute Best Songs of 2009
Pretty Much Amazing! | December 21st 2009
Artwork by the talented and generous Adam Sarpalius.The final list is here. We have been working on this Absolute (sarcasm) Best Songs of 2009 list all year, updating it at the end of every quarter. I was only going to have PMA’s Top 50 of the read more
Memes--What Eyre Does When She Can't Sleep
A Reader's Journey (Blogger) | December 21st 2009 by Eyre32
What is your first name? Online, it's Eyre. Offline, it's my secret.Were you named after anyone? I chose Eyre because my favorite classic novel is Jane Eyre. My parents picked my real first name because they liked it. Do you wish on st read more
Holiday Season… A time for Gratitude or Unsolicited Advice/Ridi…
Articles C | December 20th 2009 by luis
Author: Tricia Dycka The Holiday Season is a wonderful time for us to reconnect with our family and friends. We might have seen some of them just yesterday, and for others, many months or years have passed. We gather together enjoying a variety of de read more
Gemini Horoscope for Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Daily Horoscope | December 20th 2009 by Alina
You should know by now that what you say and how you say it can directly affect what other people think of you. Yes, you have a lot on your mind, but talking without thinking first can be quite detrimental to your personal and professional reputation read more
"Why did God take all the celebs in 2009? Celebs are suppose…
The Think Atheist Foundation Blog | December 20th 2009
Somebody ACTUALLY said this on a messageboard. I didn't take it as sarcasm I read it as some religious nut really believing this. Because we all KNOW that if you star in a movie,put a ball through a hoop/field goal or make a few hit records "GOD" wi read more
The GTLâ„¢ Sunday Guest Column — “All I Want For Christmas Is…
The Gun Toting Liberal Blog | December 20th 2009
GTLâ„¢ Sunday Guest Columnist: Author And “Moderately-Right-Of-Center” Political Pundit, Christopher L. Doster, Employs His Wit, Sarcasm And Conservative Sense Of Humor To Attack The Democratic Congress, Senate, President Obama And Their read more
Twitter hacked again. Is it really the Iranians?
Thoughtpick: A unique perspective of Social Media and the We… | December 20th 2009 by Amer
There have been a series of security compromises on the internet this year, and it has become apparent that no one is safe. Twitter with its <sarcasm>stellar</sarcasm> record of security has been hit again last Friday by what seems like t read more
like to read ?
my room is white. | December 20th 2009 by laron
msreezy: myroomiswhite: 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yep thats why its such a ghetto name…3names..TOGETHER 2.. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? thursday as i broke things. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no, its like a drunk person did it read more
Happy Birthday JoJo
The Star Celeb | December 20th 2009 by Jordasche Bledsoe
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to JoJo Happy Birthday to you!The Star Celeb would like to wish singer Jojo, born December 20th, 1990 a very happy 19th birthday completely free of sarcasm this Sunday, December 20th, 2009. H read more
The Questions Tag
Neel the Dark Ranger | December 19th 2009 by NS
I was tagged by The Ego and I tag everyone who's reading this (and yes YOU too!) :D1. Were you named after anyone?- No2. When was the last time you cried?- It's a good thing to say- I can't remember :)3. Do you like your handwriting?- Yes4. If you we read more
NJ Necklace Makes You an Official Guido!
The Sexy Armpit | December 19th 2009 by Jay Amabile
Yes it's true folks, you only need $185 dollars to become an official guido! Thanks to the mighty Robeast Rollie from Beauty and the Robeast for finding this gold New Jersey charm necklace when doing some online shopping recently. Here's the mi read more
10 Pick Up Line Comebacks
Teens Fun Wastebag | December 19th 2009 by Veda
collection of funny put downs, insults, come backs, comebacks, sarcasm and more funny 1-liners read more
More Pillaging and Rape (Judges 5:30)
The Atheist Perspective | December 19th 2009
"They are only finding things to capture and divide, a woman or two for every soldier, rich cloth for Sisera, embroidered pieces for the neck of the queen." -Judges 5:30 This is another example of how the Bible portrays women as being mere property. read more
Horoscop chinezesc 2010 – Zodia Sarpelui in anul Tigrului de me…
Diana , zeita dorintelor tale secrete | December 19th 2009 by diana
-Ani de nastere pentru zodia sarpelui : 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001-Personalitati din zodia sarpelui : Pierce Brosnan, Casanova, Stephen Hawking, Sir Alexander Fleming, Mahatma Gandhi, Tony Blair, Feodor Dostoievski si Gong Li.- read more
Southern Dooky Snowmen
The Unfettered Bloke | December 19th 2009 by Nathan Duvall
Man, I just got done looking over some of my recent posts. I’ve posted a lot of heavy, serious stuff lately, what’s up with that? I’m not always this serious, it’s just where my head’s been lately I guess. I’m actu read more
And the Winner is....
30 Before 30 List | December 18th 2009 by Susan
The winner of the $10 Starbucks gift card is...True Random Number GeneratorMin: 1 Max: 19Result: 12 Powered by RANDOM.ORGAritza, Goddess of Sarcasm and Unfinished Sentences!Congratulations! Email me your address so I can send it out to you!By the way read more
Merry Xmas and all the best for Y2K10
Marriage and Relationships | December 18th 2009 by jerry
For the last decade, I have sent an annual newsletter. However, with the rise of Face Book, Link din, Digg, Delicious and other social networking sites, this newsletter is irrelevant. However, there are countless who have not signed on. Please do read more
Christmas Humor, Jokes, and Pics
Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog | December 18th 2009 by Blakk Frogg
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, ya’ self-righteous maggots! Time to celebrate the upcoming Christmas Holiday with some Christmas humor, funny Christmas pics and other stuff that more or less makes fun of Christmas! Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…you lik read more
The Haqqani Network, Safe for Now
NeoRepublica | December 18th 2009 by A G
The Obama administration, known for leaving its enemies cowering in fear (note sarcasm), has recently asked Pakistan to crack down on the Haqqani network, a Taliban group that resides in the lawless regions near the Pakistani-Afghan border. The Pakis read more
The most expensive Nintendo Wii game console!
Cartoon Leap | December 18th 2009 by Toonleap
If you are a Wii hard core fan, with tons of cash to burn…You may probably want to read this…There is a Nintendo Wii made of Gold…That’s right…GOLD! The Nintendo Wii Supreme, made with 5.5 pounds of solid 22ct gold and read more
Clooney shines in Up in the Air, review, trailer
Movie news Movie trailers | December 18th 2009 by Lee Johnson
Up in the Air is a drama worthy of director Jason Reitman’s name as he has once again delivered a cleverly written drama that has many layers of depth to keep viewers questioning its actual point. As seen in other films by Reitman such as “Juno†read more
Top 50 'typically British' traits
Book Chick City | December 18th 2009
I found this list while browsing the online Metro magazine. I thought I would share it as it's quite funny. Top 50 'typically British' traits1. Talking about the weather 
*agree - we do. A lot*2. Great at queueing 
3. Sarcasm 
*...ahem, yep* read more
Celebrity Birthdays For December 18th, 2009
The Star Celeb | December 18th 2009 by Jordasche Bledsoe
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu Happy Birthday to you!The Star Celeb would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday completely free of sarcasm this Friday, December 18th, 2009:Christina Ag read more
Seano's Best Experiences of 2009
Circle Of Fits | December 17th 2009 by seano
Sounds so self-important. I mean who the fuck am I and why do you care what I did or did not do this past year? Maybe you're in one of those fly-over states and you googled sarcasm, humor or anger management and it sent you here, and since Wal-Mart, read more
Tony Hawk: Ride Sales Are Dissappointing
Everyday Gamers | December 17th 2009 by Patrick Adams
So, apparently the sales for Tony Hawk: Ride aren’t exactly booming. So the question is why. Lets ponder for a moment shall we? I don’t think it would anything to do with the fact that we need MOREÂ “wireless” accessories pil read more
Manila, Manila (Part 1: Quiapo and Binondo Church, Hidalg…
Em's Premature Eblogulation | December 17th 2009 by Mhel
3 days before the Ondoy incident, it was a cloudy afternoon, unaware that there'll be some heavy rains in the afternoon, Dennis and I decided to rummage around Raon to buy some BB rounds and Airsoft accessories. Since we thought it was a perfect day read more
Style Your Way to Financial Freedom
Todd Earwood.com | December 17th 2009 by Todd Earwood
Sometimes when you hear of a business concept you have to look twice, but this one was for all the wrong reasons. I mean what woman wouldn’t want to use a coin-operated machine to style her hair in a club, restaurant or mall bathroom? For t read more
Nouriel Roubini On Gold?
Stock Research Portal Blog | December 17th 2009 by Jaymie Townes
The following is the text of an e-mail I sent today to Subscribers of StockResearchPortal.com. StockResearchPortal.com is a research website that provides coverage on the approximate 1,600 Mining and Oil & Gas stocks listed on the Toronto and Tor read more
Bringing Gotham To life
The Continuity Blog | December 17th 2009 by Steve
Batman #694 Written by Tony Daniel Art by Daniel I know this will make me unpopular among bloggers for saying this, but Tony Daniel’s current run on Batman is BETTER then Batman and Robin by Morrison. There I said it! This is some read more
Zune Twitter app goes the China/Apple-net-nanny route. Censorshi…
Gadgetsteria | December 17th 2009 by Mike
Oh joy. Don’t you love it when some company, software developer, or hardware manufacturer decides what is and isn’t suitable for your senses to consume? I know I sure do. Mmmmm censorship and net nannies how I love thee. /sarcasm Blat read more
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