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Glutathione - The Master Antioxidant
DrEddyClinic.com - General Detoxification & Cleansing Blog | August 31st 2008 by Dr. Eddy
I am excited to announce the creation of the first natural water-based oral glutathione from avocados. This article will tell you why this is so important to your health and well-being.Glutathione (pronounced 'gloota-thigh-own') is the body's essenti read more
Similies as Good as Other Good Things
What We're Into | August 15th 2008 by David
Lighter SideRemember 5 paragraph essays? Intro, body, body, conclusion? High school writing didn't leave you with much room for creativity or thought.Some students don't let that get them down, though, and manage to riddle their papers with brilliant read more
Love help: Funny metaphors used in high school essays - Help.com
MyNewBiz | August 7th 2008
I've read this one before, a long time ago, so I had to add it to my collection. Good for a laugh to turn your frown upside down. Metaphors used by high school students Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compr read more
High School Students' Metaphors: Strangely Inspiring
Apathetic Lemming of the North | August 3rd 2008 by Brian Gill
"Funny metaphors used in high school essays" Help.com (January, 2008) "Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year read more
LITERARY GEMS, FROM OLGA KITS……
Geoff Smith's Propaganda | July 10th 2008
ENGLISH TEACHERS TAKE HEART, THINGS COULD BE, AND ARE, WORSE…. SOME SIMILES, METAPHORS, ANALOGIES FOR THE AGES…. > > 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides > >gently compressed by a Thigh Master. > > > >2. read more
It's My Party
The Girl Can't Help It | June 29th 2008 by Fast Eddie's Retro Rags
**3 Things I Own, Total Times Used= 0**1.) A Thigh MasterSuzanne Somers, you evil, evil she-devil. It's in a box in my basement. My thighs have gone wild and can never be tamed. Nor do I even want to LOOK at them, let alone master them.2.) A tongue s read more
Antone Matysek and the Roman Chair
Oldtime Strongman Training | June 23rd 2008 by John Wood
Antone Matysek and the Roman ChairMatysek was much more than a master of muscle control, for many years he was one of the premier strength performers in the entire world and excelled at a variety of feats. This Roman Chair feat is especially difficu read more
similes
Emerging Writer | June 10th 2008 by Emerging Writer
OK, I stole this from Writing about Writing who in turn stole it from NotesfromaSlushPile so I've no idea if it is urban legend or real.It certainly sounds American to me, rather than British/Irish. Ive never heard of Cling Free. The opposite of clin read more
Funny analogies and metaphors
Fitz Blog of Comedy | June 5th 2008 by Fitzgerald
This comes from the Walk this way blog, which makes me laugh out loud all the time.~ * ~Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays in order to have them read more
Beach Barbecues
Sometimes Perfection Can Be Perfect Hell | May 27th 2008 by Karissa
We had a barbecue at the beach today! Looksie.That's my cousin CJ, the barbecue master. He did all the cooking because Naomi and I can't barbecue. And Franco might as well be a girl too.That's Naomi. Her and I ate black bean burgers over beef. She wa read more
"The Force Is Strong With...OUCH! QUIT IT!"
Kung Fu Chewy | May 14th 2008 by Gary
Welshman dressed as Darth Vader attacks Jedi churchMay 13, 2008FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS"HOLYHEAD, Wales — A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was g read more
Why Sci Fi Nerds Shouldn't Drink! - Crazy Rumours
Scotty Donaldson | May 14th 2008
Two snippets here.I am left thinking of random rumours from school or University that could be based on fact or complete bollocks. Some that I recall are;Ravishing Rick Rude died in a car crash.Mel and Kim also died in a car crash.Put Telecom phone read more
Darth Vader strikes again
a hole in the middle | May 13th 2008 by Fernando Poniente
You gotta' love this stuff, HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, a read more
Buy Now
Being Five | April 16th 2008 by George
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The Hawaii Chair - ellen, the infomercial, more maybe
mostbloggers | April 7th 2008 by amos dettonville
roll to the leftellen on the hawaii chair ...some youtube links:www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxk3u0xwVEyes, it's real: hawaiichair.com (i think?)and more?well, i want to take this further - hawaii chair in a car. put on read more
Funniest Analogies And Metaphors From High School Essays
jookeboost | March 23rd 2008 by jasko
Each year English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Here are some of them:1.Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had it's two sides gently compresse read more
Bizarre English Metaphors
Little Audrey Says | March 20th 2008 by Audrey
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its twosides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking allianceslike underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.3. He spoke with the wisdom that c read more
Ignored but not Forgotten
Family Living in Jakarta | March 9th 2008 by Marc
Well I must say that I was pleased to receive an inquiry as to my whereabouts from the master of the blog Finally Woken as Marc and Tambi seem to have totally dropped me in favor of that younger, perhaps only slightly furrier new cat that roams aroun read more
RR Style Chilly Chicken
kannada Cuisine | February 25th 2008 by smith
Back home in Bangalore one of the most popular cuisines is the Andhra-styled cuisine. There are tons and tons of Andhra style hotels through out Bangalore.... My firm belief is like any other style this is also highly influenced by the local culinary read more
Foot Fantasies
My Original Sins | February 14th 2008 by Margaret
© 2007 Dan Gilman - Diablorama.comPosted with permission, unauthorized use prohibited.Do you remember that Sex in the City episode where Charlotte is given the expensive shoes by the store owner with a foot fetish? (Video clip here) For some men, a read more
The 2 Most Important Rules for Attaining the Body You Want
The FitAndBusyDad | January 31st 2008 by Chris Lopez
I was walking outside this afternoon on my way to a training session, espresso in hand. On the way, I passed by one of these new gyms claiming that without breaking a sweat, you can get the results of a 90-minute workout done in 4 minutes (do you fe read more
Lifestyle PR: Suzanne Somers- A Branding Success Story
Pierce Mattie Public Relations | January 27th 2008 by Shannon Nelson
I find it quite interesting that the bubbly blonde Chrissy from Three’s Company has blossomed into this uber brand we call Suzanne Somers. Suzanne is a branding success story that I find amazing and inspiring. Not to be pigeon holed as a dumb b read more
Best Time Out EVA!
Jogging In Circles | January 25th 2008 by Kim
While shopping for some wine for a bachelorette party tomorrow night I ran across the BEST Mommy time out ever. <----Check it out! Yep, I had to buy it because of the label I am a sucka like that.. but then again I bought the t read more
Bad Metaphors
CompSpot | December 30th 2007
By chance, I had just cringed at a mixed metaphor I wrote in a comment that I posted to Gray Kane's blog, Roundhouse Rhetoric--"I often suspect that I'm a hack theorist, cobbling theoretical models together out of bits and pieces of other people's co read more
Asterisk the Gaul (or, Thursday Random Neural Nugget o' Mystery:…
The Snark Ascending | September 7th 2007 by Nicola
Somebody is harshing on my mellow. I'm not totally averse to this, but it does tend to leave a rash.By "my mellow," I mean, of course, "my asterisks". I was recently advised that they are annoying, in the sense that they require much calisthenic sc read more
Master/Slave Dialectic
Modern Drama | September 7th 2007
I hope I was imagining this the other day, but our newest employee, a young guy just out of college, got down on his hands and knees in my office and started muttering about the master and a slave.Now, I know I can be domineering, aggressive, even de read more
Similes and metaphors are like, whatever
Moonage Webdream | June 29th 2007
This year's collection of high school similes and metaphors. I bet every teacher in the country looks forward to this assignment: Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master. His thoughts t read more
Funny E-mail: High School Metaphors
A Blog of Random Brain Excretions by a Smiling Writer | April 4th 2007 by Cherie Davidson
Cherie's note: I have no idea where this originated, because I received it in an e-mail. But I was laughing so much by the end of it, I just had to share it so it'll quit rolling around in my brain causing me to break out in snickers in the most awkw read more
Obesity Epidemic.....
Back Across The Line | April 2nd 2007 by BamaGal
The only way you will not have heard of the great obesity epidemic world-wide is if you have been living in a cave. It is all over the news. Everywhere you look there is something about obesity. Scientists are looking for the next new diet cure for o read more
Good Metaphors are like Metaphors that Aren't Bad
Simon Goldstone's Blog | July 13th 2006
These are actual metaphores written by students! Would love to put some of these in a book! (Thanks to Shula for this) 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbl read more
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