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Human Talk: VitaminWater
The Marketing Fresh Peel | August 14th 2008 by Chris Wilson
VitaminWater is a brand I like. Not only have they created their own category, “enhanced water,” but they’ve done it breaking a lot of the rules. How many brands can you think of that make under the table references to other brands read more
Funniest Analogies...
The Writing Life | August 5th 2008
This is from an email I received. I thought it was too cute not to share. The e-mail says they are taken from actual high school essays and collected by English teachers across the country for their own amusement. Some of these kids may have bright f read more
Funny exam answers!
Complete Control | July 16th 2008
I was doubled up with laughter after reading what students write in exams.These answers would get them no marks;but they show such spontaneity that I am impressed by how these students think!"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the read more
Famous Last Words: Thighmasters.
Cold Coffee ...and reruns | May 26th 2008 by dKaye
Stuffing my briefcase between my legs in order to grab my keys: Moi: See - makes a great thighmaster! J: Mine’s a little heavier, and he’s made in Mexico. J: Whoops. Did I say that out loud? read more
Thighmaster Turns 27!
Kimkins Diet | May 18th 2008 by Kimmer
RICHARD SIMMONSFitness guru Richard Simmons weighed 268 pounds when he graduated from high school and went on to sell 20,000,000 copies of his uber popular fitness videos!THE FAT TRAPThe more fat you take in, the more food you may consumer overall, l read more
25 Funny Analogies (collected by english teachers)
Imbeta's Tumblelog | February 26th 2008 by Irving
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom th read more
You Can Sell Anything
Fitness Industry Marketing Ideas | January 31st 2008
Just make up a fitness product, get insurance (in case you get sued) and put an infomercial on late-night television. If our earlier list of lame fitness gimmicks wasn’t proof of that, here’s another one to add to the list: The Hawaii Cha read more
ThighMaster Gold Kit Toning System
Suzanne Somers Official Products Store | October 17th 2007 by As Seen On TV Stuff
SUZANNE™ - ThighMaster Kit Thighmaster firms and tones the problem inner-thigh area, tones and tightens the upper body—all in just minutes a day! The ThighMaster came into the market in the 80's and... Shop online for SUZANNE products. Buy beaut read more
Sometimes You Just Gotta Say....
Cheaper Than Therapy | July 31st 2007
I was perusing Drugstore.com the other day looking for replacement brush heads for my Sonicare toothbrush. Me, being the frugal shopper that I am, browsed around to see if there was anything else I couldn't "live without" that would push my purchase read more
Battlin'... 80s style
scamboogah !! | March 2nd 2007
A Synthesizer SHOWDOWN from 1985; Herbie Hancock v. Thomas Dolby v. Howard Jones v. Stevie Wonder. If the movie Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band had been made in the 80s instead of the 70s, the final scene of it would look just like this, co read more
Suzanne Somers ThighMaster Gold
Pretty Gadgets | February 19th 2007
If you haven't gone through at least a pair of your own ThighMasters, you're lying. I've had a good half dozen myself. I can't remember if they worked. Mostly because I was 17 when I used them and at 17 who doesn't have thighs of steel? I'll buy read more
Crazy!
AS I LIKE IT | April 9th 2006
"If Neccesity Is Mother Of Invention Then Idle Mind is The Father"BE THE BIKE!US Patent Issued In 2004In the race to satisfy adrenaline junkies need for speed and for something new and dangerous, here is extraordinary new form of downhill racing, wh read more