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Holiday Gift-Giving for the Truly Broke
FinanceZee | 13 hours ago by Bart Gatsby
By Andrea Dickson This year, my holiday gift giving is going to be curbed more by necessity than by my sense of goodness, frugality, or my love for the environment. I just can’t afford to splurge on gifts, even though I want to. I know lots of read more
Chrismas Eve!
We All Want Someone To Shout For | 22 hours ago by Will
Today is Christmas eve, wow…Where the hell did the year go? It hardly feels like Christmas, let alone the end of 2009. Things will be getting busy for me over the next week or so, so forgive me if I am not posting as frequently from now until read more
Misunderstood
Escribitionist Unlimited | December 24th 2009
It frustrates me like hell the way people never listen to each and every exact word I say. They think I say something else and then they are mad because they think they heard something else than what I initially said. When they are mad now I usually read more
Cocaine Cut With Possum Deworming Meds
Say Anything | December 24th 2009
I kid you not! Cocaine’s a hell of a drug, and even more so when laced with another drug that’s commonly used to deworm opossums. Now, those are words I’ve never heard strung together before! Federal agents have found that 69 read more
FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND LYRICS "Charlie Don't Surf"
News & Lyrics Music Mp3 | December 24th 2009 by akhmad sukimbel
I called the house to see if anyone was homeQuestion the silences the negative responseStayed to see the sunriseRaising hell over the squareDidn't lose the sense of promiseLaced upon the airEducation was a simple learning curveRuined by the lack of a read more
Biker lays down backwards on motorcycle to text…What the hell!
Black Biker Experience | December 24th 2009 by sandra sowers
Black bikers and black motorcycle clubs please don’t every do this while on your motorcycles. This is some reckless bullshit. I promise you whatever was on his phone could have waited. He should have been pulled over by the Police and locked up read more
Holiday Gift-Giving for the Truly Broke
Wise Bread | December 24th 2009 by Will Chen
By Andrea Dickson This year, my holiday gift giving is going to be curbed more by necessity than by my sense of goodness, frugality, or my love for the environment. I just can't afford to splurge on gifts, even though I want to. I know lots of other read more
Happy WTFYC
CrotchetyOldWoman | December 24th 2009 by CrotchetyOldWoman
Photographer: Billy Alexander I heard a radio announcer wish the listening audience "happy nondenominational greetings". Ummm, what? I had to fill in for a coworker who deals directly with our clients. That office is decorated read more
Cocktails With the Pens--Geno's Hat Trick
Pensburgh | December 24th 2009 by FrankD
Tenth in a series. Older recipes, as well as a few that won't be posted at PensBurgh, can be found at my Cocktails With the Penguins blog. This is a recipe I sat on for a while. I can't take credit for it. My brother invented it and shared it w read more
The Biggest Lie On the Planet - I Have To Wait To Be Happy
Eating For Energy Review | December 24th 2009 by Steve Ford
When I get what I want I will be happy. If you haven't said it you probably have thought it. If you haven't thought it you most likely have heard it. Either way we all have practiced it.Here's the thing. What about what you ha read more
WTF – Fairytale Of New York/Happy Christmas/Maggie Gallagher C…
whatthefuckblog | December 24th 2009
Wow, 2009 is nearly over and what a year it has been, WTFBLOG went from being a lil known blog to getting mentioned on several hundred sites all around the world (not sure how the hell that happened, but I’m not complaining!!) Anyways, I would read more
From a Jew on Christmas
i could cry but i don't have time | December 24th 2009 by Amy
Ho. Ho. Ho. Or for you kvetchy jews out there like the lady on the deli line in the market yesterday: Oy. Oy. Oy. Forget religion for a moment and let’s talk about the holiday season and what it does to people. To that crazy lady: What the hel read more
The Ginger Man
L'histoire de sa vie | December 24th 2009 by Nathan Miller
Last night, John called me and asked if I’d like to go to this bar called The Ginger Man in the Village (there’s a Village in Houston too. It’s near Rice University, and it’s a lot of fun. Also my eye doctor is there.) I responded in the aff read more
Yes Santa Claus, There is a Virginia. And She Believes, a Little.
Praying to Darwin | December 24th 2009 by Ginny
(Image from here.) Have I ever told you that Ginny is actually short for Virginia? When I was a kid, Virginia seemed like a big, long name, and a neighbour suggested shortening it to Ginny, and it stuck. There are some tough names to have this time read more
December 24th
Inside Jamari Fox | December 24th 2009 by Jamari Fox
AHEM. On the day before Christmas, I finally up and see, A bastard that was unworthy. 2 months of talking, Eleven days of wondering, Ten digits dialing, Nine days of only texting, Eight dates a ditching, Seven “Wassup” saying, Six wastin read more
A Drunk’s Night Before Christmas
FRESH FREE HUMOROUS JOKES | December 24th 2009 by Marie
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,There were bottles of booze left around by some louse.When through the North window there came a loud yellI sprang to my feet to see what the hell…And what to my bloodshot eyes should I s read more
Lady GaGa Performs in L.A. & Is Going To Hell
I Need My Fix | December 24th 2009 by Anne
Lady GaGa looks like a sparkly Christmas gift (or Disco Ball) as she performs at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles last night but according to Reverend Fred Phelps, she is a ‘proud whore’. That cracks me up. A so-called man of the R read more
Dells of Poverty: Salami Cannon
The Secret: Capitalist Propaganda for the Post Hippie Genera… | December 24th 2009 by Phil
(Dude, what the hell are you doin’?—losing your mind, here. I can’t be doing things like that anymore … Can’t afford it. But that guy was a jagoff and needed to be exploited by the bitter taste of my ire.&nbs read more
All My Heart This Night Rejoices
Cyberbrethren | December 24th 2009 by Paul T. McCain
This is Pastor Paul Gerhardt’s great Christmas hymn. It first appeared in a collection of hymns published in Leipzig by Johann Crüciger in 1653, with the tune that Crüciger specifically prepared for it. The hymn is a sermon on the meaning of read more
Automatic Link Building Software
Internet Marketing Articles | December 24th 2009 by Alex
There’s a saying that goes “The Proof Is In The Pudding”. Now what the hell THAT means exactly, I have NO idea, LOL. But I know where the proof on Peter Drew’s Brute Force SEO: EVO2 is… SEO Fight Club. Here’s just read more
No time for environment or immigration but….
Here, the tongues do the slashing! | December 24th 2009 by Jake
They always say We have got to put off illegal immigration as we have got to take care of the issue of health-care first. The economy is the most important and we should discuss the ACES bill at a later time. But do you know what kind of bill is now read more
Rudolph is a hell of lot more self actualized than I am
Cardiogirl: 19% body fat 100% fun | December 24th 2009 by cardiogirl
Recently I attended my kid’s Christmas concert at school and as you might guess Rudolph and his famous schnoz made an appearance. In fact, the song lyrics are sitting on our dining room table right this minute and as I was looking at them it o read more
Jiffy Pop Roasting on an Open Fire
Knucklehead! | December 24th 2009 by Daniel Knight
Well, here it is Christmas Eve, and I'm officially sick of Christmas music. It's been on the radio since Halloween, and in early December I made my cheery yuletide iPod playlist full of the holiday classics. Winter Wonderland, Sleigh Ride read more
hilkoo’s Christmas Wish List..
hilkoo | December 24th 2009 by hilkoo
Okay, cut the "you don't have to get us anything" crap..here's our list: 1. A few nice comments on hilkoo. If you don't like us feel free to pretend. 2. Tell a few friends / your street (...come on, it's Christmas!) 3. A new Kardashian (Kim read more
No Title
you think it's funny but this is my LIFE | December 24th 2009 by katrina kay
I got these pair of UES sneakers a while back on gilt fuse (if you want an invite plz holla). I am not sure if they are "me" and I had a hell of a hard time shopping for a pair of jeans that I felt satisfied would go well with them. I own many a pa read more
Countdown to Christmas: Only 1 more day
It's All About The Blog | December 24th 2009 by Tom Whittaker
Holiday Survival Tip: If you have not started Christmas shopping at this point, you are screwed. Sorry, but what the hell have you been doing. Did you not notice all the Christmas lights... read more
RE: Your Zazzle Store » Lucky, or unlucky?
EK's Writing Blog | December 23rd 2009 by EelKat
Your Zazzle Store » Lucky, or unlucky?savileislovePosted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 6:22:57 PM Groups: MemberJoined: 8/26/2009Posts: 94Are you guys lucky or unlucky on zazzle? Im feeling quite half and half because i get around 70-90 view read more
RE: Your Zazzle Store » Lucky, or unlucky?
Xavier's Nest | December 23rd 2009 by EelKat
Your Zazzle Store » Lucky, or unlucky? savileislove Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 6:22:57 PM Groups: Member Joined: 8/26/2009 Posts: 94 Are you guys lucky or unlucky on zazzle? Im feeling quite half and half because i g read more
We Have a Winner!!
Homemade Hilarity | December 23rd 2009 by Julia D
Yes, I know everyone on here is a big loser, but "The Biggest Loser" was already taken. Go figure. So we have a winner! The biggest winner!And somebody actually guessed correctly what the fuck this glowing Jesus baby is all about: Msunflower! B read more
The X Factor: How Fast Can It Ruin Your Life? | ArticlesBase.com
Sports And Relax Blog | December 23rd 2009 by kon5518
It was absolutely embarrassing! I couldnt stay awake. After eating a normal breakfast lunch or dinner I was out like a light. No I am not talking about the Thanksgiving turkey tryptophan thing that is the brunt of so many jokes-this was not funny at read more
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