"It was clear that 7MH's last journey into the past had serious repercussions in the present. Fortunately, Doc Brown had a rather "unique" plan to generate the 1.21 Jigawatts necessary to send him back to correct the timeline via hydropower. By providing a courtesy flush."
7masterheathen's Shout-to-Shout With Static
Static said:
Static said:
Okay. You must be dead. A sad day indeed. As a final farewell and eulogy, let me read from the good book of Krapsody:
Static said:
Are you dead? Oh noes! What will I ever do for my cripple fun?!
Static said:
Save a hobo. Shoot a cop..in the kneecaps.
Static said:
Lordy lordy. if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were dead since you been gone so long. Where you been, feller?
Static said:
Heya psycho-pervert! What's up?
7masterheathen said:
what's going on? I don't know what's happening. why is the sky red? zubbadubba. check out yer planet, mister. an important question has been raised. heh.
Static said:
Nope, that's the back up pair. Of course, my real ones are made out of steel.
7masterheathen said:
Rubber? I thought they were wooden.
Static said:
Have ya ever been to my planet? It sucks rubber donkey balls.
Static said:
lulz
7masterheathen said:
Made a shitzload of comments on your Planet a few min. ago, dude.
7masterheathen said:
Ah, you sick bastard. So what if Carradine tied his nuts in knotts. He was just tryin to make a fashion statement. heheh heheh hdeehjle,
Static said:
Bruce Lee was cooler than Carradine, imo. But Carradine did have a way with himself..ha! (no puns)
7masterheathen said:
Liked Bruce Lee, too.
7masterheathen said:
Bruce Lee was brutally honest from what I"ve read.Who knows? To me, Carradine wasn't that great of an actor, though I liked him in "Kung Fu".His halting, monotone way of speaking served him well in that role.I know he battled drugs and booze for a lot of his life. I felt sorry for him,in a way.
Static said:
And Bruce Lee used to refer to Carradine as a "bucket of slop".
7masterheathen said:
Bastard, you is. Insane, I be. Happy, went the David Carradine.... Or, as I used to call him....Kung Fu.
Static said:
Psycho pervert! That's me.
Static said:
Hmm, let's see. Roast Spammer ala Mode..hungry?
7masterheathen said:
Hey, you insufferable bastard, what's cookin?
7masterheathen said:
"tossing a hotdog down a hallway"LMAO
Static said:
Just gimme the info..or the cat gets it!!!! *holds cat in the air with fist poised at it's bung
7masterheathen said:
You're a FancyBoy! Heh heh.... ya can't trick me.
Static said:
Hey, what do I say while I'm on my knees again? ...Oh fuck it.
Static said:
and then what? Rip a loud fart?! Fuck that noise. The info isn't that important. I'd rather take a nap. Zzzzzzzee ya when I zzzzzee ya. =D
Static said:
What's the special "favor" already? And don't tell me it involves fisting or licking cats, testes or anuses. Bitch. =P
Static said:
Does it also involve sophisticated code language and the latest hip handshakes?! =D
7masterheathen said:
Hey, you sausage fingered bastard, I'll tell you where you can find this legendary knife if you do me a "special" favor. It involves travel and secret societies.
Static said:
Please! I must know the secret!
Static said:
*taLking...TALKING. Dammit! My big ass sausages for fingers. Grrr!
Static said:
What kind of knife are we taking here...is it the kind you cut cheese with, sensei?
7masterheathen said:
It takes a special kind of knife. Plus years of training and hard work in order to use said knife. Be bold, Static. Purchase the knife. Learn what you must. Weild it with integrity. I believe in you.
Static said:
Btw, how do you cut a fart? I know how to RIP one, but I can't seem to figure out how to cut, or slice and dice one...
Static said:
Why...thanks. Perhaps you should bottle it and ship to the Smithsonian Institution? It may explain Global Warming.
7masterheathen said:
I just cut an awesome fart.... in your honor.
Static said:
You could also try pulperotica.com if you write stories that are non sci fi... or try Googling "erotic sci fi writer submissions", there's a crap load of companies or ezines looking for that sort of thing.
7masterheathen said:
p.s. Glad you liked the story. I figured you would, ya sick pervert. ;) Now isn't that the pot (mmmm) calling the kettle black? Heh heh.
7masterheathen said:
Why can't I throw shoes at your head? It's good clean fun for the whole family.
7masterheathen said:
No, haven't considered either one of them. I figured it would be too much even for Hustler. I think that story might make even Larry Flynt blush. Maybe not. If you have any other suggestions, besides the bathroom walls at the local church, do tell. I originally posted it at bdsmlibrary.com
Static said:
p.s.s. LULZ!
Static said:
p.s. Stop throwing shoes at my head.
Static said:
Question, questions, questions. Here's the short answers, no no yes no yes. Disgusting story, I liked it. Have you considered publishing it in Penthouse magazine, if that fails there's Hustler who might publish your erotic stories, failing that there's always bathroom walls to advertise your skills.
7masterheathen said:
Ooooweee, it's the TaintMaster! Comin' to bring you gifts of turds, burps and frankenshits. Good post on Angry Clown! I was kiddin' about wanting to throw a machete at ya when yer back is turned. I, er, mean a brick. What? Who said that?
Static said:
What's shakin', Master Heathen?
7masterheathen said:
Hahaha. That's fucked up.
Static said:
LOL, what did the fist say after fisting the cat? "Taco, taco, burrito. Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco, taco."
Static said:
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Static said:
Hey man, thanks for the comments. I like your blog, great images in your blog footer. =)