Hey, where's your trilby?
Jeffmon's Shout-to-Shout With Static
Static said:
Static said:
Depends on what's happened. So what's happened I s'pose would be my nex question. I'm doing alright, how are you? Long time no see. I trust you are making your usual observations of the world and recording them on your weblog for our reading pleasure?
Jeffmon said:
How the devil are you, squire? Busy busy busy. Barely any time for blogcatalog. Never a dull day... Yeah, right. I'm sure we ain't missing much.
Static said:
Hmm, it appears I've been missing out. Wut up homie?
Static said:
There's only one other explanation then, it's your mother? "Norman!" "COMING MOTHER!"
Jeffmon said:
haha. Not quite, but very nearly, my good man.
Static said:
That irate bee wouldn't happen to be the wife I don't suppose?
Jeffmon said:
How the devil, my old sport? I have been lying low of late avoiding an irate bee. Tis a cross one must bear.
Static said:
How do, sir?
Static said:
hi.k.thx.bye
Jeffmon said:
ok. thx. nice
Static said:
hi! i visited and read your blog! Very nice! Plz. visit my blog also and join my community, k thx bye LAWLZ! blogcatalog.com /group/ the-cult-of-qelqoth
Jeffmon said:
Forsooth indeed.
Static said:
Regency woman: Forsooth, Eminem, for thou art such a cad! Eminem: Yo, shut yo mouth yo beeatch, and suck mah cock, and den yall fuck off back to yo own time zone Regency woman: (faints at hearing so much bad language)
Static said:
I will. Actually Ike turned out kinda bad for folks in texas and Louisiana w/ flooding and wind damage. I spoke a bit too soon. I'm digging my toenails into the floorboards to hold on for dear life as I type thissssss1 a]ai=u2asfia zx78yd\---\!!!!..****!!
Jeffmon said:
Hang in there, bro. You can't expect too much from a hurricane named after a wife-beating coke-fiend (played a mean guitar though). :P
Static said:
Nope just got the second wave, Hurrican Ike has reared it's ugly head today. But Ike is a bit of a pussy so far in comparison to Hannah, ha ha Hannah. Now you would think it'd be the other way around. But hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. =O
Jeffmon said:
You're alive! I thought after the comment you left at NWIU2B, you might've been washed away. Is it over yet?
Jeffmon said:
Bob, and indeed, on, old chap!
Static said:
He he. You're quite welcome my good sir. (That's what she said) Anyone who has insightful commentary such as yours deserves an award from me and the Angry Clown! W00ts! - and all that shite. =)
Jeffmon said:
Oops. Sounded a bit like a spambot then. Sent the message just as yours came through. Thanks for the HELL AWARD, my good fellow. Always appreciate a good hard meme-ing. :P
Jeffmon said:
Thanks for the link over on the World Domination Plan page, BTW :)
Static said:
Btw, you have been tagged with the HELL AWARD. Enjoy the meme-ing. Lulz!
Jeffmon said:
You tell those snail-eating surrender monkeys, brother.
Static said:
Excusez-moi, but could I have my fried rodent-like-animal rump w/out cheez curdz and turds? Merci bocoo. Porkwa? Frankly frenchie, I don't give a damn. Freedom FRIES!
Static said:
Mmm, meaty turds of the gawds indeedy. =P
Jeffmon said:
I think it's the meat content of the rat turds that explains why they're still in business after all these years. Otherwise trading standards would've shut the buggers down :)
Static said:
Woah, hold on. I thought we were talking about children or animals for a sec. Ok, I got the point. Sorry heh! =D McDonald's is meat? I always thought it was soybean and rat turds.
Jeffmon said:
As for the McDonalds Ball-pit... How dare you, sir! The restraining order prevents me from going within 10 yards of all purveyers of ground up meat by-products.
Jeffmon said:
I salute you, sir.
Static said:
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. 0-60 in a flatulent second or bust!
Jeffmon said:
Never give up. Thars gold in them thar hills. So to speak.
Static said:
Drats! I have blown my fart propulsion machine again by eating too much of my homemade chili! Back to square one, ground zero, genesis, back to the drawing board. Aww shucks.
Static said:
Why thank you sir! Anyone who has a Gonzo avatar is King in my book. However I must say I never bob, I only sink.
Jeffmon said:
Bob on!