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- June 25th, 2009
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Being Michael Jackson
I am sitting here locked up in my small room listening to old Michael Jackson albums. I have put on my old Beat It jacket that no longer fits and “Rock With You,” plays on my old record pl…
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“Free Packing”
I have been getting more massages lately. I prefer Asian massage simply because of the delicacy with which Asian women handle the human body. There is a softness in their touch that sends the person b…
- June 21st, 2009
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The Hooker In A Tree
I never would of expected that I would rescue a hooker in a tree on my way home from work. I may fly or win the lottery and still believe it, but a hooker in a tree, who would of ever thought? The old…
- June 9th, 2009
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The Run Away Jury
I had the day off today, the only advantage of having to do jury duty. I tried to get out of it by writing the court a letter in which I told them about my deep belief in the philosophy of anarchy. I…
- June 4th, 2009
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$50.00 Cup Of Coffee
Jump to Comments The rain has been pouring down for three days straight. I am wondering if melancholy is starting to kick in. I awoke at around 10:30 this morning but would have stayed in bed if I di…
- June 2nd, 2009
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The Drinker
I am drinking again. I should probably abstain from writing because I may say things that I regret and mis-spell words that I know how to spell, all to well. But what the hell- I always say things tha…
- May 29th, 2009
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The Coolest Cat
I never thought that cats liked me even though I have always been a lover of them. Ever since I was a young boy I have had cats in my life. To this day I own two cats (one of which I won in a local pe…
- May 23rd, 2009
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The Chronic Consumer
“The cost of something is the amount of life that you are willing to exchange in order to have that thing.” – Henry David Thoreau I spend a lot of money. The irony is that I do not m…
- May 19th, 2009
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The Spiritual Materialist
I went to a Tibetan Fair. There were all sorts of Tibetan rugs, scarves, sweaters, ornaments and jewelry for sale. There was Tibetan music and “Save Tibet” booths, along with booths trying…
- May 10th, 2009
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Happy Mother’s Day
Mother’s day is my least favorite day of the year. It is one of those holidays that makes me feel inauthentic- a fraud. I try to appear to be happy and loving. I go through all the formal steps:…
- May 8th, 2009
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A Career In Meditation
I like spending a lot of time in stillness. I don’t mind people, but I prefer being left alone. The pleasures of my own mind far out weigh the experience of being around other human beings. I en…
- May 6th, 2009
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The Man With Green Balls
I have two green balls. They are heavy and round and stuffed with sand. Each one is the size of a soft ball, but one of them has a permanent indentation, which causes it took look like it went through…
- May 4th, 2009
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The Parallel Parker
I have always been amazed by one particular ability of mine. I say this with hesitation because there are not many things about myself that amaze me. The fact that I am six foot five amazes me. The fa…
- May 2nd, 2009
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How Facebook Can Help Save Your Life.
I was once terribly disturbed by facebook. I did all I could to avoid it. Despite the fact that almost every individual around was digging deep into facebook- I held out an iron fist. After many month…
- May 1st, 2009
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On Being Crazy
Today in the middle of class a student of mine told me that I was crazy. “Mr. R, your crazy,” he said. Just like that, in the middle of a lecture on Franz Kafka’s “The Metamorp…
- February 19th, 2009
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Man In The Box
I am a man in the box. It is a box that I have made myself. It has its own logic and unique structure that took years to conform. It is a stubborn box that does not like to change its shape nor does i…
- February 16th, 2009
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Genius and Daemon
Where do the words go? Do the ideas come before the words or do the words give birth to ideas? Whatever the case may be, I can not find either one of them. I have looked everywhere. Under my couch, be…
- February 8th, 2009
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The Sex Life Of A Computer And A Man.
I have decided that I am having an unhealthy sexual relationship with my computer. As much as I want to deny this fact, I can not because it is truth. If I really contemplate the nature of this relati…
- February 6th, 2009
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Transcendental Drinking
For more time than I care to think back upon, I have been seeking enlightenment. I have looked for it in more places than you could imagine. I have engaged in various pathways to personal liberation s…
- January 17th, 2009
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Living Underwater
It does not take a perceptive individual to be able to see that the world and everyone within this world is in great danger. From the toxins flying freely in the air to the life denying wars and corpo…
