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- August 28th, 2008
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William
My secretary was out to lunch this afternoon when the man tentatively poked his head in my office."I didn't see anyone out there," he said, referring to the empty outer office.I usually hear her door open and close and but he'd been quiet, or maybe I
- August 27th, 2008
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- August 26th, 2008
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Amy3 has posted a new entry on: Milk Breath and Margaritas
Shark-Bites
Welcome to a new, very short installment of Shark-Bites.Mommy has not been very good this summer about jotting these things down on every receipt, napkin, and bank envelope in her purse. I'm sure I've missed some real winners.************************
- August 25th, 2008
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To Those That I Glowered At Last Thursday
To the secretary: If the woman you work for closes her office door and is, uncharacteristically, yelling at someone first thing in the morning...To the co-worker: If the woman you work with is, uncharacteristically, rushed and snappish and, weirdly,
- August 24th, 2008
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Sex & Other Links
This post is full of links to some of the funniest things you'll likely ever read. You're welcome.This post from Color Me Complicated is beyond description. Warning: It's about sex stuff and you will laugh so hard it will count as an ab workout. Y
- August 22nd, 2008
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- August 21st, 2008
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Amy3 has posted a new entry on: Milk Breath and Margaritas
WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE
IN OUR OWN HOME!WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO ESCAPE.OUR FAMILY IS DEPENDENT ON HIM. WE ARE EMOTIONALLY PARALYZED AND UNABLE TO FUNCTION WITHOUT HIM.OUR CAPTOR -- THE CULPRIT -- SO INNOCENT LOOKING:IS A GREEN FUZZY SEA TURTLE. Yes, this stuffed turtle can mak
- August 19th, 2008
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Amy3 has posted a new entry on: Milk Breath and Margaritas
Lost Treasures
I have on my bookcase two matching ruby red glass vases that belonged to my grandmother Grace.I have a cast iron skillet in my kitchen and a delicate porcelain bird in my china cabinet that were my grandmother Charlotte's.In my attic is a box of anci
- August 18th, 2008
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The Most Grossest
What's the worst wound you've had to dress or remedy you've had to administer for your kids?I just had a doozy. One day at summer camp back in June, Shark Boy's horse stepped on his foot. The nail on his big toe immediately darkened. All summer long,
- August 15th, 2008
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Sisterhood
And now for something different, a poem.***************************************SisterhoodOn the surface, it looks distant from me.Yet, a sizable patch of space inside me has been reserved for this devotion.Rarely a day has passed in so many long mont
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- August 14th, 2008
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Amy3 has posted a new entry on: Milk Breath and Margaritas
Shit-Faced Bats, Strippers, and Blog Bling
Google pervs - move along. Sorry about that title, but trust me, there ain't nothing here you're interested in. *********************************************************This will all come together like an episode of Seinfeld.Just watch.First, I took
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- August 13th, 2008
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Amy3 has posted a new entry on: Milk Breath and Margaritas
Your Olympic Dream & Phelps Losing His Drawers
Thoughts about the Olympics: the cheating of China, Michael's pants, and my never ending horse dream.**********************************************************************I think you can smell the STINK, from Beijing all the way around the world, cau
- August 12th, 2008
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The Last Days of Summer
School starts on Thursday for Shark Boy. This means camps are over and babysitters are going back to college and P and I have to deal with a few "gap" days. Today, I took half a day off. I really have too much to do at work (notice how neglected this
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Frozen in Grand Central Station
This is SO cool!!!!!!!!!!(Can you spot the Matt Damon look-alike?)Would this not have completely freaked you out if you happened to be traisping though Grand Central that day?
- August 11th, 2008
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Amy3 has stumbled: Barking Mad: I am THAT Mom
- August 8th, 2008
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Amy3 has posted a new entry on: Milk Breath and Margaritas
Shark Goes To Work
This morning in the car, as per usual, Shark Boy was watching my speedometer. He vacillates between wanting me to pass people and be ahead and get there faster, and concern about the speed limit.He asked me how policemen knew how fast cars were going
- August 7th, 2008
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