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  • Today
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    @ScottAukerman that is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all week. Well, all last week since it's monday.
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    Ridin' Dirty would be a Christmas song #ifsantawereblack (Are we still doing those?)
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    @jasonzada Toy Story 3 will kick Avatar's ass.
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    @EmmaKat I find the most helpful thing to do is think about your assignment for a really long time, and then write the night before.
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    @DougBenson I keep hearing people say AVATAR is like Dances with Wolves but in a different setting. Your take?
  • Yesterday
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    So Brittany Murphy kicks it before Tiger Woods eats a shotgun barrel? What is going on!?
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    @BobBledsoe I'll be able to watch live this time. Oh, man, I'm almost so excited. The wait is just barely tolerable. But still, tolerable.
  • December 18th, 2009
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    @punchlinemag exactly! Plus, don't they usually do some sort of giveaway during the marathon wherein you have to watch all day to get a code
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    @Trevismellon well played.
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    @thecomicscomic I'm leaning toward not giving a crap about the day-to-day results for the standup showdown this year.
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    Ok well, I thanks SOME of them anyways.
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    I will be thanking followers for my #FF today! So, thanks: @JPSpaulding @aparnapkin @electricacid @BTMclaughlin @paulhooper @MykeDehu!
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    This I've learned as a stay at home dad (part 3) goo.gl/fb/Mxn0 #stayathomedad
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    @Trevismellon not bad! How about Tyler Perry presents: Tyler Perry in Madea Claus #FakeChristmasSpecials
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    @ADeLesDernier I love it even more! Thank yuo
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    Dear Comedy Central, who is in charge of selecting the jokes to place under each corresponding comic in the Standup Showdown?
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    yes! RT: @Trevismellon: @chaseblogger survivor: the island of misfit toys #fakechristmasspecials
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    Chase has bookmarked: It's like my kids woke up this morning and said 'Hey, I bet we can get Dad to make a vasectomy appointment today."

  • December 17th, 2009
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    @BTMcLaughlin oh, maybe. Wait, which one always wore tracksuits and looked like a fat version of Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man?
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    @BTMcLaughlin I was gunna say. . . that movie was Sinbad's swan song! (Sinbad is dead right?)
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    @Grass_Fed_Beef_ I've never been a fan of mixing meat with pastry. But that filet looks great!
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    @travonfree We own that one. "To the window, to the window, to the wall, to the wall, to the sweat drippin' down my balls. . ." CLASSIC.
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    how is #ghettobabynames a trending topic but not my #FakeChristmasSpecials one? come on - Extreme Makeover Gingerbread Home Edition!
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    #oneofmyfollowers is #nowplaying #DavidArchuletaLive. Santa= #ghettobabynames and #thoushallnot know what #p4a means. Also, Santa and xmas.
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    @Gbrousseau You should write some really witty material comparing Seattle traffic to LA traffic.
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    @ADeLesDernier awww, now I don't feel as special! (kidding, my wife and I got a kick out of it) thanks! and Merry Christmas!!
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    @SarahKSilverman I guarantee that every question you get now will have to do with problems going poop.
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    St. Nicholas' Anatomy #FakeChristmasSpecials #comedy
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    @PFTompkins I'm trying to start a #FakeChristmasSpecials trend. Care to try?
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    @dougbenson I'm trying to start a #FakeChristmasSpecials trend. Care to try?
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    Real Elfwives of the North Pole #FakeChristmasSpecials #comedy #realitytv
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    Santa's Sleigh Confessions #FakeChristmasSpecials #comedy
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    Toy Making with the Stars #FakeChristmasSpecials #comedy
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    @travonfree thanks! You can have it if you want to make a vid.
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    Extreme Makeover Gingerbread Home Edition #FakeChristmasSpecials #comedy
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    Check out my pal Bob Bledsoe in this Christmas Tweetcam special goo.gl/fb/nWNR #video #bobbledsoe #comedy
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    I spelled extravaganza wrong but you know what? I like extravanza better. (@bobbledsoe live on twitcam.com/8oiw)
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    @bobbledsoe yeah right, you meant that phone was a kwanza phone because its black. (@bobbledsoe live on twitcam.com/8oiw)
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    @jasongrahn Writer/Screenwriter
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    Set up my cell for tweets. Now i can tweet from bathroom. Like right now
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    I'm all over the web goo.gl/fb/fJrr
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    Guinea pigs are go! post.ly/FMy0
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    I have a goal to write 15 jokes today. I'm totally going to do it. First, coffee. Then, Beatles Rock Band, Kids in the Hall, egg nog pie . .
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    Chase has bookmarked: Guinea pigs are go!

  • December 16th, 2009
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    Oh, @Jon_Favreau This trailer is like a Christmas miracle!
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    I want to play! But I'm not a grizzly stand-up or a man wolf. RT: @PFTompkins: But still, @newmanwolf. It WILL be a victory.
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    I think it's going to be a white "shotgun blast to the face" Christmas for Tiger Woods.
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    Don't mind me, I'm just downloading a torrent for the entire Kids In The Hall series! This is shaping up to be a great day. #kith
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    @nerdist I hear The D showed up last night and ROCKED the joint. Wish I could've been there to see all of you on one bill.
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    RT @ilarious: JUST BETWEEN THEE AND THOU... - Sarah Palin has fired back at Arnold Scwarzenegger for his views on climate... http://tumb ...
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