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  • September 30th, 2008
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    Hi again

    Just an aside, a large number of my post titles begin with the letter H. Interesting, or inane? Both those begin with I.Anywho. It's going to take a while to get used to this again.

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  • September 22nd, 2008
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    Back from the dead?

    No no, still dead inside, just blogging again. (Joke)But for realsies, I got a little busy there and James has been up my ass to update this thing. Anywho! In the meantime, I've started shooting two films, and turned 21 (insert obligatory primate-

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  • September 5th, 2008
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    Bog bodies

    The school year has started, I accidentally went off anxiety meds for a month without telling my doctor, I got some new books, I got a new job, the norm as you know.Right?*chirp*Oh no, I'm sorry, crickets have been replaced by twitter, allowing users

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  • August 31st, 2008
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    Happy 100th!

    Happy 100th post to me! In celebration, here are the three pictures of me on the set of Sophomore. First up, standing in for an actor:Next, lurking in the background waiting for the take to wrap so I can be useful again:I really am there. Look on

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  • August 27th, 2008
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    Love is...

    Putting toothpaste on your drunk girlfriend's toothbrush and insisting that she use it before she gets under the covers.

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  • August 23rd, 2008
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  • August 21st, 2008
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    Made like a tree

    Sorry for the MIA biznass as of last week. The whole "freelancing" during august thing seemed to really take off. I have to say, I really look forward to the day I have an actual contract and there is none of that 50 bucks for twelve hours bullshit

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  • August 19th, 2008
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  • August 15th, 2008
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    Gold Star Hunt

    Howdy there. I'm editing a mind numbingly cute wedding video at the moment, and while I appreciate the money and the fact that it is of great importance to the client, I'm really tired of warm n' fuzzies. I bought myself new glasses today (yahoo!) s

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  • August 14th, 2008
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    The belly of the beast

    The film industry is a strange, strange place. Working as a production assistant on one set means standing around and being useful to crew, and on another, it means driving your ass all over town and working 16 hour days being nowhere near a camera.

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  • August 9th, 2008
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  • August 8th, 2008
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  • August 6th, 2008
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    Daaaaay-oh

    Da-ay-ay oh... daylight come and I wan' go ho-OME!Brought to you by my first week of night shoots. Also, topless bill-paying is fun. Not in public, but I like sitting at the table being all meticulous yet half-clothed. Funskies!

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    The Big Blue Set of Justice

    Forgive my absence. I've been working overnight shoots on the indie film "Sophomore" as a P.A. The camera assistant has taken a shine to me and I spend most of my time when I am not lugging things around asking him questions and probing for details

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  • August 3rd, 2008
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    ChickenRoar has posted a new entry on: Fry Pan Amnesia

    Pan-destined Meeting

    Well, Fry Pan has been entirely too depressing as of late, so how about some good ol' fashion role model stalking?I MET DIABLO CODY AND GAVE HER A NOTE WRITTEN IN BLUE MARKER AND PINK SHARPIE!!!!Here's the creepy part: I read on her twitter account

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  • August 2nd, 2008
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    What's down, pussy cat?

    Of course since I wrote that last entry balance had to come into play and I spent the morning lost, convinced of being a failure, in the rain. The conclusion is Me:Ninja warrior:cats running in to glass. Naturally.I've spent the week agonizing over

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  • August 1st, 2008
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    How much awesome does an awesome chuck chuck?

    It has been a pretty good day and a half.Things that are good:1. Getting Lardass McGee to go to the gym (i.e. me).2. Eating inhuman amounts of food to make up for it.3. Leaving work early.4. Getting laid downstairs in the apartment and upstairs

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    When the Swartz hits the fan...

    So the explanation for my hearty absence as of late was being in Oklahoma for my Grandmother's funeral: a rousing, delightful affair. Really.Just for backstory for those of you unfamiliar with my family, let me open Public Swim time for a quick dip i

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  • July 31st, 2008
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    One office worker's trash

    "Lookit! It's a taco cheeseball!""OHmagod it sounds amAZING.""I bet it's Kraft quality.""Oh yeah. I'm gonna serve it at Christmas.""Heck yes! We'll have a party in August just ta eat it.""What kindaparty?""A payday party."Please, let me get out of

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  • July 30th, 2008
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    An argument with the voices in my head

    Just in case your name is NoClue McGee, here's a bit of inside advice: college students worry a lot about jobs. Especially anxious college students. Like me. Times ten lately. My dear ol' dad and I had a conversation on the phone this morning t

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    Panic with the Divas

    To the ladies in my office:I understand it is raining outside, and you are chickens. However, your heads are not cut off yet. If you continue to scream facing the sky, you may drown. Otherwise, we will chop off your heads if it takes too long for

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  • July 28th, 2008
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    Injury Blog!

    I've been acting like a klutz more than usual lately. Here is the proof:1) Split knee from bike:(Note pillow in picture blocking flash to allow my pale skin to register in a wavelength humans can see without assistance)2) Bruise from running in to

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    alpha-disaster

    Raise the red flags, woop woop woop! Panic ensues in sector twelve! Get ready people. Today in Housing Ops we are ALPHABETIZING. Do not fuck with these 26 English letters, ya'all. They are THE twenty six letters of AMERICA! They are so important,

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  • July 27th, 2008
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    Skinny Cow's low down

    Since sometimes I forget not everyone understands my barrage of odd nicknames, I will explain to you I used to work in a coffee shop where everyone called me Skinny Cow. They said it was because I often walked bow-legged when displeased, in a way th

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    Life's a Beach

    Here's a cheese sandwich for you:Last night we drove up to Ontario beach and wallowed around in the sand drinking wine. When I say we drove, what I mean is James drove and I navigated us 20 minutes out of the way until I curled up in a ball of shame

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  • July 25th, 2008
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    Cheesy Flick Review: "Denied" and "But I'm a Cheerleader"

    Okay, so our theme for the night is homo eroticism and the features are "Denied," and "But I'm a Cheerleader." I present you with my review of Denied as "But I'm a Cheerleader" is still in progress and lil' Miss Lightweight had two glasses of wine

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    why does this Friday stink like a Monday?

    This morning was so depressing I almost ate staples to retain that familiar prickling sensation in my throat similar to laughter. The blood loss would only be a small price to pay. As I trotted out of the house on my bicycle, I got all the way up t

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  • July 23rd, 2008
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    Hey shorty, it's a story

    So if you haven't noticed that little raven icon over to the left, I suggest you visit the Society of Midnight Wanderers, where I will be posting amoungst other authors. They've got it all over there: short stories, poetry, nonfiction. So head on o

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  • July 22nd, 2008
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    Airport Antics

    Three. Dogs. Three dogs. THREE DOGS. Sitting in the airport right in front of me. A Shit-zuh, a Chihuahua, and a tiny mutt walk into an airport, posed like little Russian dolls that fit inside one another. They are traveling with a red headed wom

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  • July 19th, 2008
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    I believe the Guggenheim is next, Darling

    For your viewing pleasure...a photo essay by Jimmy and Rory"Where's Jimmy?""The Hunt""Surprise Attack""The Madness Spreads"

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  • July 18th, 2008
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    round up

    Well, instead of sitting naked on cheap carpet, I am sitting fulling clothed wearing a tunic like black and orange Housing vest tonight on a cold cement floor in the basement of the institute, smack between the girl's dormitory and the boys.You may,

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    Well now.

    So there's been a death in the family and I'm hopping on a plane tomorrow. Before I dissappear off the face of the planet for the day, let me reassure you, dear readers, that I will be back with many stories of funeral hilarity. Peace out.

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  • July 16th, 2008
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    Jump around!

    Jump around! Jump up, jump up and get down!Uh... so how about that bear market? *cough* I'm a serious adult, rauf rauf rauf.Likeedo. I worked from 8am until 8pm today and managed to bang out a much better outline for my script whilst pretending to

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    ev'r'ay which way

    Buena vista, amigos. At the moment I'm succumbing to carpet ass again, as I have no clothes on and need to leave for work in two minutes. I'll update today fo' sho', I just had a zany couple of days and thus the million posts I began are sitting as

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  • July 15th, 2008
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    regular programming

    I am writing this from my dining room table at 8:48am this morning. Instead of being at work, I have just dropped of my dad and ALO at the airport, and have a shoot to attend to instead. The break from the normal good behavior clearly is bate for thi

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  • July 13th, 2008
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    wha?

    Okay, it was raining this morning and now it's fucking gorgeous (after I aborted my bike ride for a dismal gym visit preceded by an hour of waiting outside in the rain for the damn doors to open) and I've just seen the strangest thing that exists in

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  • July 12th, 2008
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    Plasticine babies with looking glass eyes

    Good Morning gentle internet. Have you awoken with a gleam in your eyes and pleasant tittering in your hearts? I think the internet has eight stomachs like a cow, prone to overconsumption and never full. Mmm.Anyway, I'm enjoying a Swedish fish at

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  • July 10th, 2008
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    Overheard in the Gordon Gibson house...

    "What part of 'I will tickle your vagina' do you not understand??"A powerful threat.

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    Theosuck

    I had planned a big rant about marriage proposals but my stomach is on fire today and I don't feel like it. I suddenly realized I'm working in an office where each worker is a different facet of my mother's personality. More on that later. Fruit fl

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  • July 9th, 2008
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    quickie

    Just so you know, sitting naked on cheap carpet for more than 60 seconds will result in a serious case of patterned ass. Sitting naked on an icepack may follow.By the way, the lovely redesign features a mahvalous banner by the lovely lady in charge

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