Cindi Cindi's profile Cindi Dagenhard / 39, Female / Member since October 2009 / Last seen 2 days ago

I am a Brown Bag Party Consultant; sex-toy saleswoman extraordinaire! You may wonder how I came to be a romance consultant. Me too!! How, after 20 years of being a nurse, how does one simply decide to start slinging dildos for a living?

First of all, that's not exactly what I do-- or certainly not the only thing. My job is as meaningful as it it fun, and although I'd never have dreamed I'd end up here one day, I'm awfully glad I did.

I get to meet tons of fabulous people and I'm blessed to be able to educate them, empower them sexually, and most of all, make them laugh. I LOVE to make people laugh. The world needs more laughter, otherwise we'd probably just go around killing each other.

I totally believe that monogamy should never equal monotony and anything that spices up a couple's love-life if good! I've been with my husband long enough to know that there are some days that I'd rather wing a bagel off his forehead than sleep with him one more time, and if a little cream dabbed in interesting places makes me all warm for his form, well then bring it on, sister!!

My husband has been married to me long enough to know that if a toy of a vibrating variety makes me more inclined to do the horizontal boogie with him and doesn't replace him altogether, then all the better for him!!

Personally I think we have more fun now that we did as newlyweds. We're the couple that makes people want to vomit--yes, we're just that happy most of the time.

I post fun, educational articles, product reviews (not necessarily from a personal point of view, if you know what I mean-- some things need to be kept private!) introduce new products, occasionally offer sales and discounts, so check back often!

I'm not sure how to end this profile. I have the incredible urge to write, "Ya'll come back now, hear?" but that's really lame, so I'm just going to leave you with my favorite line from one of the all-time greatest songs:

"Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"

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Cin-Full Ways

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