- November 29th, 2009
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Ryan I'm playing a racing video game while intoxicated and winning... take THAT DUI laws...
- November 12th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Got me a bowl of popcorn and watching blaxploitation classic "Coffy" starring Pam Grier. Don't judge me.
- November 10th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Watching 'Once Upon a Time in the West'... one of my favorite westerns.
- November 1st, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan After nearly 3 months of creative stagnation, I have finally updated my blog. Whew! www.ryangarns.com.
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Garnzo has posted a new entry on: RyanGarns.com
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- October 31st, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Call me an elitist, but I'm suspicious of any movie that isn't emblazoned with the "American Pie Presents" seal of approval.
- October 26th, 2009
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- October 22nd, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan According to Netflix my preferences have created the recommendation "The Whoopee Boys". Too bad I've already read the novel by Tom Wolfe.
- October 15th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Despite what the liberal mainstream media tells you, Han did shoot first.
- October 12th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Idea for baby name: Optimus Prime.
- October 5th, 2009
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Ryan Damn you, Vikings defense! Apox on all your homes!
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- October 3rd, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan New drinking game: carry a flask with you and drink every time Obama is seen or heard throughout the day. You'll be drunk by noon.
- September 30th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Would Anne Frank have used Twitter or Facebook?
- September 28th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Maybe it's just the beer talking, but I think that "Grooler" they keep advertising looks like a damn fine investment.
- September 25th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I don't feel tardy...
- September 23rd, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Finally! "Over The Top" is on Blu-Ray! They got my letter!
- September 22nd, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I was eating a salad in a tortilla bowl in front of a man from 12 B.C. When I proceeded to eat the bowl, it blew his primitive mind.
- September 21st, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I love football announcers. Guys in their 40's and 50's using terms like "props" and "street cred".
- September 20th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I didn't think it was possible, but Carrot Top has actually gotten creepier looking. Is he the new Michael Jackson?
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Ryan Halloween decoration displays in stores already?? Seriously??
- September 13th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Funny you should ask, Hank Williams, Jr... because I AM ready for some football.
- September 12th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan As a Spaniard, I love to feel the wind and fire in my face.
- September 6th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Over the past couple days of use, I've decided that Evernote.com is about the best thing since sliced bread. Check it out: j.mp/oQzr.
- September 3rd, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Will you get out of here? Will you? I'm trying to run an office here! Now will you go to lunch? Go to lunch! Will you go to lunch??
- September 2nd, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Fun Fact: the "Brad Pitt is a basterd" movie poster was originally conceived by Jennifer Aniston. is.gd/2ORMi.
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I'm going to use "blackguard" more in conversation. So during a football game, I might shout, "The Patriots defeated us! The blackguards!"
- September 1st, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan If you thought the upcoming "Bad Boys 3" was reason enough for living, how about... "Sex & The City 2"!!! Hollywood, why can't we quit you?
- August 31st, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan If your day is gloomy, here's something to cheer you up: "Bad Boys 3" is in the works. @%$&!, yeah!!!
- August 29th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Kickin' it "old skool" with Mike McGill, who's in town visiting.
- August 27th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I have the Summer of '69 in my head. ...Not the song, but the actual, entire summer in my head. Weird.
- August 23rd, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Man, writer's block is a real pain in the... in the, uh... ah, whatever. What's on TV?
- August 22nd, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Kung Fu Movie Faze Cont'd: watching Bruce Lee's "Chinese Connection". Best part is Lee is overdubbed with a deep Barry White voice.
- August 21st, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan "Brevity is the soul of wit" is too wordy. How about "brevity = wit"?
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Kung Fu Movie Faze, Cont'd: now watching Bruce Lee's "Fists of Fury."
- August 19th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Sorry, I can't see whoever is sending me "kisses"... Facebook is being a cockblocker.
- August 15th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan When Edison invented the motion picture camera the first thing he did was wave a giant foam hand into the lens & yell "#1! WOO! JOHN 3:16!"
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Philadelphia Eagles Welcome Michael Vick; Remove Bar Soap From Locker Room.
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I think I'm coming down with a fever... FOOTBALL FEVER!!!
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I'm not intolerant. I just think everyone who disagrees with me is Hitler.
- August 14th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Working for the weekend. Amen, Loverboy... Amen..
- August 12th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Despite what others may say, I do NOT want Charles in charge of ME.
- August 11th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Heard a rumor that the Packers were considering signing Michael Vick. Dear Lord, no...
- August 10th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan I'm no kung-fu movie aficionado, but I think "Enter The Dragon" is a damn fine movie. However, I can't help but think of Fistful of Yen from "Kentucky Fried Movie" when I watch it.
- August 6th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan Movie idea: a modern-day Smokey & The Bandit... with speed cameras! No cops, no chases - just an uneventful road trip and LOTS of tickets.
- August 2nd, 2009
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Garnzo has posted a new entry on: RyanGarns.com
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Garnzo has posted a new entry on: RyanGarns.com
- August 1st, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan believes the public astonishment over "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is finally starting to recede.
- July 26th, 2009
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Garnzo has updated his facebook:
Ryan would like to acknowledge that the wheels of the bus do, in fact, go round and round. Round and round. Round and round.
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