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- December 8th, 2009
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Preppin\' For The Fat Man
And so it begins.With one Christmas party under my belt, it means that the season is here...Christmas is my favourite time of year. The past two, for a few different reasons, were more difficult than…
- December 2nd, 2009
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Silicone Boob Tube
We don't have cable.Shocked? Don't be. We used to, but we lost faith in Rogers and didn't keep it when we moved. Needless to say, our non-cable stations are lacking.So, until we go back to some form o…
- November 28th, 2009
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Heart of Gold Chains and Neon Hats
For those who don't know, this chick loves Neil Young.Indeed I do.I also love to randomly spit out the entire theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air at odd times of the day, including during important…
- November 23rd, 2009
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Grey Matter Matters
The following is a short list of random things I often think about, and therefore often discuss to no end. There are no real answers. Only speculation.- If you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, is…
- November 20th, 2009
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Moulin Rouge
We've lived in our "new" place for about half a year now. So for half a year, we've lived with the horrible "apartment off-white" colour that they all come with.We've been meaning to paint. Really. We…
- November 18th, 2009
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Gagged.
Yep. That's right. It's time for another "Letter To Random Person Or Thing" post. Today's victim/ recipient? Lady HatchetFace. I mean Gaga.Dear Lady Gaga,You and I, we seem to have a problem.I'm start…
- November 13th, 2009
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It\'s Rude To Stair
It is widely known and well-documented how much I truly hate working out.(See: here ...um, here ...and, oh... here, too)To summarize, the thought of excercising generally brings about this type of fac…
- November 9th, 2009
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Breakin\' The Law, Breakin\' The Law
At the request of my significant other, I am going to post about a dream I had the other night:It was one of those far-too-real type dreams. Everything was pretty much the same as real life. C and I l…
- November 5th, 2009
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Forgot To Remember
Dear "other blog",I'm writing this to you in apology.It has been brought to my attention that I've neglected you, ignored you, and possibly even betrayed you.Be assured - it was not purposeful.It's ju…
- November 2nd, 2009
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Salty Tears
I remember a time when nothing would make me cry.No movie ever made me cry until I was 12 or 13 and watched the Disney version of Hunchback of Notre Dame and bawled with my best friend Vicky.I was ups…
- October 29th, 2009
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Hollow Weiners
Oh hey, everyone.Did you know it's Halloween this weekend?Riiiiiight. That.I usually like to have a well-prepared costume weeks in advance.This year however, I do not.And so this Shambled Rambler is s…
- October 27th, 2009
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The Friendly Giant Would Be Proud
I used to be a Floor Fixator.Assuming no one has any idea what I'm talking about, allow me to explain.When I was younger, I watched the floor as I walked. I couldn't help it. I found out when I was in…
- October 22nd, 2009
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Anniversary Of An Uninteresting Event
Two years ago I went on a date.It was a first date.He was from Toronto. I lived in St. Catharines.He drove all the way down to see me.We didn't know each other that well yet, and first dates always ma…
- October 20th, 2009
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Hair I Am
So.I guess no one will sing "Leggy Blonde" to me anymore...And no one will will tell me I look like these and other random celebrities...l ... simply because I'm blonde.After all the indecision, and t…
- October 16th, 2009
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J-E-L-L- Oh, no you didn't!
Everyone knows the saying "the proof is in the pudding".And so I must ask:WHY is the proof in the pudding?WHAT is it proof of?And WHO put said proof in the pudding?Was it Cosby?I'll bet it was Cosby.…
- October 14th, 2009
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A Shambled Bathroom PSA
Recently, signs went up in the bathrooms where I work:Reading them daily makes me think.Are people not washing their hands anyway, and therefore need to be reminded and threatened with H1N1 before the…
- October 9th, 2009
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White Night
Last weekend I experienced my first Nuit Blanche.It's pretty much a city-wide art extravaganza, with art installations set up throughout Toronto.Crazy awesomeness could be a better description.And so,…
- October 7th, 2009
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Kristen View
Everyone is going nuts about Google Street View today.So I checked it out.Searched my house. Searched my work. Searched the way home from work.And look what couple I found pictured on said Street View…
- October 3rd, 2009
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A Three Hour Tour
We recently held a work party aboard a boat. Looking back I realize that the boat cruise was, in fact, a three-hour tour.How very Gilligan of us.This calls for another Shambled How-To.Shall we??How To…
- October 1st, 2009
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Ask! Ask! Ask!
I have a new girl crush. I just couldn't help myself. I know, I know... you're probably thinking "Another one?!"But it's beyond my control.Isabella Rossllini is the newest addition to my chick crush…
- September 28th, 2009
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Respect Walk
On Sunday September 13th, Craig and I hooked up Jack and Daisy's leashes and headed out on the AIDS Walk for Life along with our fellow Proud FM'ers.Days like that remind me of why I'm happy to come i…
- September 24th, 2009
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As Requested
Dear Masuka,Thanks for giving Craig and I tickets to the Leafs opening pre-season game last week.We didn't know it was a free game until Jeff told us it was probably too late. Rabid fans had surely ea…
- September 22nd, 2009
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Sand Through Our Fingers.
Wow.Just... wow. (Also - listen with sound at high. Apocalyptica doing Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters". Awesome.)
- September 18th, 2009
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Lessons In Insecure Women # 199 - Public Love
In a relationship it is so easy to feelignoredunder appreciatedand even unattractive.It happens.I admit, I feel that way quite a bit.In the spirit of giving credit where it is due, I'd like to share s…
- September 16th, 2009
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No Man Is An Island... Neither Is A Fish
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...uh... I mean Toronto Island:K - Look at me, I'm on a Ferry! First time on a ferry.C - Yeah, just stand still for the picture.K - Look at me! Goin' to Toronto Island. Fir…
- September 11th, 2009
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Something Fowl
Labour Day weekend just passed.I spent mine back home in good ol' Niagara.I don't know how it happened, but I somehow managed to see almost my entire family and the majority of my best Niagara friends…
- September 9th, 2009
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Love Poem
No time to updateWork has my brain spun aroundCraving a cold beerYeah.It's Haiku time again.Cuz I'm too busy for you.And I think we should see other people.... ok,ok, I've changed my mind. I want you…
- September 3rd, 2009
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Admission Is The First Step
Looking back at old blog posts, I'm a bit disappointed in myself.My recent entries seem to be lacking.Overpopulated with pictures, underpopulated with substance.I hang my head in shame. I can't promis…
- September 2nd, 2009
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Old Man, Look At My Life...
Ever wonder what turning 37 looks like?Ta-daaaa!He's now a thinking man, complete with light-up lei.A lovely party was held for Craig by Shaun and Patrick (not pictured above) and, as you will be able…
- August 28th, 2009
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Happy Birthday To My Other Who Is Significant
Tomorrow is Craig's 37th birthday.I am prepping for the impending shin-dig.So if, in the wee hours of Sunday morning, you see a blonde girl in a ditchclutching an empty bottle of ryelying on an empty…
- August 25th, 2009
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Exes And Oh's
On Sunday we hit The EX.Used to be a big tradition for me, and made me giddy like schoolgirl.Here is my way of Ex'in.The Shambled Guide To Visiting The Ex:1. Visit the animals that, for some reason or…
- August 24th, 2009
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I May Bitch, But I Bitch With Love. Or Sumthin'.
The Shambled Rambler has roots.Say it loud, say it proud, but don't say it to her face... daily:http://caughtinmybrain.blogspot.com/
- August 21st, 2009
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Adventures In Camping - Part 2 (aka - Overabundance of Dog Love Because I'm Glad They're Not Dead, Ok?)
Oh hi. It's me again.This time with another arsenal of camping pictures.Mostly dog-related. Gerry has an awesome camera and takes great pictures with them, so Craig made full use of it. There's a Jac…
- August 19th, 2009
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Adventures In Camping - Part 1 (aka - Glad My Dog Didn't Die)
And we're off...So, this is going to take two different posts. Yeah, I have just THAT much to say. Also, the picture overload may make some of you crazy but I trust that you can deal with it and move…
- August 18th, 2009
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She's My Cherry Pie
I know I was supposed to update yesterday.But we had to stay up north an extra day because of certain circumstances.And today I'm just too exhausted to upload pics and start explaining the story.So, i…
- August 13th, 2009
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My Girl Wants To Party All The Time, Party All The Time
Last weekend we attended a luvverly party. You can tell that I'm half in the bag when I start making those types of faces and these types of pictures. Good times, friends. Good times.This weekend wi…
- August 12th, 2009
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Love Letters
Dear Lady Who Almost Ran Over My Dog Last Night,Good morning. Hope you slept well. You may not remember me (frankly you didn't seem to be paying attention to anything around you), but you and your Veh…
- August 7th, 2009
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Shouldn't 'Bill' Be Short For 'Billiam'?
Today's post features older pics NEVER BEFORE POSTED ON SHAMBLED RAMBLINGS (that I know of).Contain yourselves. Honestly.We're about due for some kind of update.Shall we?Kris, The Wonkified Woman of W…
- August 4th, 2009
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Story Of My Life
This past weekend, Le ManBoy and I managed to cram as much and as little of everything possible into it.Come along, if you will, on a journey of things and places you don't care about.Shall we?Friday…
- July 31st, 2009
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Stalled.
Are you guys ready for Story Time With Kris?Too bad. You're getting one anyways.A couple of years back, me and my cousin Leah (the lovely lady I am pictured with above) were getting ready to hit the b…
- July 28th, 2009
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Baby's Got The Bends
Welcome to the re-cap of my weekend.After a Friday night of drinking with Neil, we spent our Saturday in King City, painting a friend's offices.But beforehand, I felt the need to dance around my unfin…
- July 27th, 2009
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Keep It In Your Pants, Fella
Reading some old blog posts, I felt the need to re-post this one.Still makes me sick, and it still goes on (even though I live and work in the gay village).Share some thoughts, lemme know how you feel…
- July 24th, 2009
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When Darkness Falls - A Story Of.. Well... Nothing
This past Saturday, we spent the day at Patrick and Shaun's, while Craig painted part of their loft.That night, they took us out to O. Noir for dinner.If you don't know, O. Noir is a "dine in the dark…
- July 22nd, 2009
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When You're THIS Old... They Call You Kristen.
So, this past weekend was my birthday.I turned 26.Here is a brief picture collage of things or people that may have somehow been involved in the aforementioned day of birth. Tomorrow - The one thi…
- July 16th, 2009
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Blame It On The Satellite That Beams Me Home
It has been brought to my attention that, while I have posted on the blawg since my slight hiatus, I haven't really updated.So here it is. An Update Of Kristen's Life O' Boring Craziness.(Just a warni…
- July 15th, 2009
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What The Effing Crap? That Angel Guy Just Felt Me Up!
I wasn't gonna post today.But I just saw this and literally laughed til I cried.It looked like I had burst into tears. I liked it that much.Watch the whole thing. It's fun damn stuff.
- July 13th, 2009
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Just Sayin'
I feel I should give credit where credit is due.Any man that will come in while his woman is taking a bathHand her a glass of wineLight some candlesTurn off the lightsPut music on in the backgroundAn…
- July 11th, 2009
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Wanna Fight About It?
http://caughtinmybrain.blogspot.com/New post about insecurity and beauty.I'm expecting some debate, but hopefully some agreement.Don't disappoint me.
- July 10th, 2009
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Jurassic Park Is Frightening In The Dark. Or So Weird Al Says...
Welcome to Friday, folks.Remember, if you will, the entry where I posted green-screen pics that I was too lazy (and/or stupid) to photoshop?Well. 2 of 3 have been done. And neither were by me.This fir…
- July 9th, 2009
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Broken Kneecaps, Velvet Spine
Since I moved to the Village, I now live about a 5 minute walk to work.It's a good thing.From my kitchen at home to my desk at work, I have my Zune on (uhh... Microsoft-made Ipod type-thang for those…
