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- November 11th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Thanksgiving is the \'new\' middle child
Folks...we have a injustice here on our hands.A axis of evil is a work...known as the mega department store merchandising spirit of the holiday destroying monster.I have had enough of this. Last I che…
- November 9th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Fight for the Injustice of Monday!
Monday gets a bad rap...and it started with Garfield.I like to set Monday off right.Show it a good time, and then pay the tab.Let it know that while everyone else says they hate him..that I love him l…
- November 6th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Facts
1. Eagles see better than humans on clear days, humans see better than eagles on foggy days.2. Sex survey: More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month.3. Kentucky Fried Chi…
- November 2nd, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
I am not textually active..I am still waiting to have text with the wrong person.
Ok...that used to be true.I was not textually active. But then my friends were all doing it. They were all saying how great it was. How if felt good to text and it wouldn't hurt. That nobody had t…
- October 30th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Fright Facts
1. PEZ was invented in Austria by a man named Edward Haasand. He named PEZ after the German world "peppermint." It was an adult breath mint that he decided to market as an alternative for smoking. In…
- October 29th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Halloween: A excuse for girls to dress like sluts
What the heck is going on.Since when did Halloween turn into "Dress like a Hooker Day?"Did I miss the memo?Well, I guess I did.Which is fine for adults...if that is what you want to do...to make yours…
- October 22nd, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
You say Miracle Whip..I say Mayo
It is all right war at this point up in the sandwich spread world...of wonderful goodness. The butter knives have been drawn out and are ready for some spreading.This Hussy is living in the Mayo side…
- October 20th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Facebook..where everyone knows your name
...and what you are doing.What you are thinking.Who your friends are.If you like/dislike something.Who thinks their kids are sure cute.How mad everyone is on Monday, and happy on Friday'sWho's kids ar…
- October 16th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Facts
1. Placed end to end, the bad checks Americans write in one year would stretch 35,000 miles.2. More collect calls are made on Father's Day than on any other day of the year.3. If you pet your pig,…
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JamieLay has joined the discussion: Humor Bloggers Unite!!!
- October 15th, 2009
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JamieLay has started a new discussion: Ok..was the Boy in the Ballon a hoax? For TV time?
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JamieLay has joined the discussion: Are You BlogCatalog's Ultimate Fan?
- October 14th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
If you let me Trick ya..I'll Treat ya!
It is almost time to play dress up...I love, love, love Halloween. I love having a day where it is considered normal to look like a freak and act like a fool. Which for me just means a day to actuall…
- October 2nd, 2009
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- September 28th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
The Hussy is back and in the blog!
Ok...so last week was my "not really that grand" Hussy Housewife Blog Premier. I came out of my slumber summer blog break. I really have missed all you crazy voices in my head.I had envisioned my gran…
- September 25th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Facts
1. Only about a third of "Gilligan's Island" episodes are actually about getting off the island.2. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.3. Thir…
- September 23rd, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
MWF seeking a fabulous Gubby
Ok, now where was I?Oh yeah..this calamity that I ♥:So..as I previously posted, I have been watching these Housewife shows for years....and being that I am a housewife as well.....I have taken sever…
- September 14th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
The Hussy Houswife's Fall 2009 Season Blog Premier
Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Ladies and Gentleman. Please be seated. Welcome. Welcome. Thanks for stopping by. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Please be seated. Hold your applause. I missed you guys to. Take your…
- September 11th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Facts
1. The largest painting on earth is a 72,437 square~foot smiley face.2. There are only 2 places in the world where men outlive women: Southern Asia and Iran.3. At this moment, nearly 2,000 thunders…
- August 19th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Don't be a status update late, and social network short of crazy
To help feed any of your sensuous Hussy Housewife withdrawals you may be experience during this difficult time: My summer blog break. I have took it upon myself to force feed you some of my Twittering…
- July 27th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
BREAKING BLOG BREAK NEWS: Boat Juice
Beep...be..be...beeep...bee..beeep...this blog news just in:The Hussy Housewife has stumbled out of her summer blog sabbatical for a few minutes to bring you all this very exciting/mind altering news:…
- July 13th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
I am a boomerang ...on summer break
As some of you know, I have been on a blog summer break....and I promise to:If any of you are wondering what I am busy doing all summer..in hopes of possibly running into me and sharing a little happy…
- June 18th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
AYDS helps you loose weight
This video of the week is to help all you out there trying to get ready for swimsuit season. The pressure for some may be too much. That is why I am endorsing AYDS. It is a easy way to loose those u…
- June 5th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Facts
1. A snowstorm becomes a blizzard when the temp drops below 2o°F and wind speed hits 35 mph.2. Life span: A butterfly lives for about 6 months.3. First American to have plumbing installed in his h…
- June 3rd, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Thanks for the Pink Balls, Melissa
I, the Hussy Housewife, have coined a new term to add to my Hussy Library, "Pink Balls."A word so Hussified, that I decided it needed to join some of my other word entries in the Urban Dictionary. A…
- June 1st, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Meth-O-Maid at your service
Ladies and a few of you gents, that are also in charge of cleaning the bulk of your houses', I must inform you of a disturbing story.....Yet at the same time, a very creative story.....a creative solu…
- May 29th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Facts
1. Men are three times more likely than women to commit suicde after a unhappy love affair. (you reading this Jon Gosselin?)2. Queen bees don't use their stingers-except to kill other queen bees. (y…
- May 27th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
It is Toilet Time, you all know I am full of it..
Remember how I gave you incoherent ramblings/excuses as to where I have been. What I had been up to. I will provide some proof/pictures maybe if my lawyer calls. Until then, we are pretty much done…
- May 26th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Facts
No...I am not under the influence or the supervision of a Doctor or medicated right now. I am aware of what day it is, Tuesday not Friday. I just know you are are jones'en for some Friday facts. Sinc…
- May 22nd, 2009
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JamieLay has added
babygirlboutique to her friends list. - May 21st, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
With a YO-HO-HO! and a UH-OH-OH!
Lately I have been loosing a lot of sleep at night. Sweating. Tossing and turning. No, not from a detox. From worrying a lot about my pirate Capt. Joesph LeatherFace.In light of all the recent Somali…
- May 7th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
We interrupt this blog to bring you.....
A plea for HELP! I know I have more excuses than Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8....as to why I have not blogging as much. This time I was supposed to leave town this weekend. Then I just decided to st…
- May 4th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Back to the swine of things
I have been away..busy holding down the Hussy bunker..stockpiling on face masks and flasks. Ohh and hand sanitizer too..but only for it's high alcohol content. Did you know you can drink it and get d…
- April 10th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
Friday Facts
1. Q: What U.S. symbol was first used as a television test pattern? A: A dollar sign.2. Taxi drivers and chauffeurs are more likely to be murdered on the job than anyone else.3. Istanbul, which sit…
- April 8th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
SILF: Sandwich I'd like to Fondle
What? Don't look at me like that.Liiiike you have never felt the same way about a sandwich before?Come on..you have never held a SILF in your hands?Never wanted to do a little !@$%^ *cough* sandwich…
- April 6th, 2009
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JamieLay has posted a new entry on: My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
The Hussy does a Infomercial: ShameWOW!
This post will be dedicated to Shamwow, the revolutionary absorbent towel. All proceeds will be directly donated to each and everyone of you for your counseling expenses from Vince's brainwashing and…
