JohnnyTruant's profile Johnny Truant / 33, Male / Member since October 2008 / Last seen 5 months ago
Johnny Truant is an Eskimo explorer who circumnavigated South America not once but twice in a futile attempt to locate his boat keys, which had washed overboard. Johnny is a twice-decorated veteran of the zombie wars who boasted 214 kills in that conflict before scholars ruled that zombies are already dead and that heroes like Johnny were merely being redundant.
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- Twittered: Yo. I'm raising my rates on January 1. If you'd like my help with som…11 hours ago
- Twittered: @maryanndevine Exactly. All for one and all that.11 hours ago
- Twittered: [New blog post] "Why Arnold Schwarzenegger would fuck you up" : http:…12 hours ago
- Twittered: @renewabelle Oh, me too... you're so about to rock it!13 hours ago
- Twittered: @lissaboles Oh, that's not a joke. I was very seriously impressed. I…1 day ago
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- Twittered: I am SO in on this free "52 Weeks to Awesome" teleclass with @pacesmi…1 day ago
- Twittered: @renewabelle Remember, I'm not taking credit for that... it's @gaping…1 day ago
- Twittered: @norcross At least you don't have undead emails.1 day ago
- Twittered: That'd be sweet if people did the Wave at a football game and it turn…1 day ago
- Twittered: Just posted a SWEET new Jam Session on getting paid to be yourself w/…1 day ago
- Twittered: @renewabelle ... "It's too bad the characters in the movie 'Sideways'…1 day ago
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- Twittered: @Astrogirl426 Ah, another brainwashed by the white male property-owne…1 day ago
- Twittered: I'm obsessing over my number of unread emails. I got it below 10, so…1 day ago
