- Yesterday
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Magnetobold has updated her friends list.
- 2 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
You know that Murphy guy? Of the Murphy’s Law clan? You know how that arsehat likes to fuck with my mind? Yeah well the bastard is back. And no amount of super waterproof 24 hour mascara is staying put right now. The last two weeks have been
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- 3 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
He loves to count. We all know that. But if you have a dirty mind, this will make you laugh like a lunatic. Or maybe that is just me. Many thanks to Jenny at Good Mom/ Bad Mom for posting this for me to blatantly steal.
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- 4 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Some of you may remember back in December when I posted about Day of the Ninja. When this Ninja Broke into my house and tried to steal the tree formally known as The Bathroom Tree™ (see this post and this one to catch up on the whole Bathroom Tre
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Magnetobold has updated her friends list.
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Magnetobold has joined the neighborhood: Huckdoll's Hood
Where I do what I want...
- 6 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Yeah, Jenny was all ‘I will give you ninjas’ and played it up all week. Well it is Sunday and no freaking ninja. And by the way, it is ninja. Not ninjas or ninji or those freaky hooded bastards that appear and eat all the guacamole, s
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- 7 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Hmmm… MPS walked in with tulips and chocolate. I grabbed my phone and took photos BEFORE I said thankyou. Moo turned to him and said ‘She is so blogging your good deed Dad!’ as I downloaded it via bluetooth… See? *******
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- 8 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Dear Family, Sunday. Mothers Day. Day of mother worship. Mother. That would be ME. You know, that chick that does your washing and feeds you and drives you around and shit? Yeah, well she wants a freaking day off. And that day is gunna be Sunday.
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- 9 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Alternate title: The post where I go all mummy gooey, ask for a favour and then show my boobies. Before my breasticles, an actual post. Boo had a wonderful time at camp. I drove the hair raising drive out to the secluded camp, in the middle of freak
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- 11 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
This morning dawned cold and wet. Like me. Get your mind outta the gutter. I was cold and my face was wet with tears. My Boo is going to school camp today. I composed myself and woke him with kisses and cuddles, breathing in his sweet smell (and ig
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
This morning I went to the doctors. Every freaking doctor in known universe has been booked out for days, and shit like NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE and CHEST PAINS are apparently not that important. So finally, I gotz me an appointment today. I shuffle
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- 13 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Everywhere I look bloggers are bragging about meeting other bloggers and going to freaking BlogHer. Biatches. As I sit in my lounge room in the middle of freaking NO WHERE in Australia I get more and more bitter. And drunk. How am I going to achieve
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- 15 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Remember on New Years Eve, while sitting in the sweltering heat, getting drunk on my own while MPS was out ‘doof doofing’ aka DJing at a club, on our anniversary no less, I wrote a little post about the 10 Commandments I was going to enfo
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- 16 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Nothing pissed me off today. Well there were minor annoyances, but nothing that actually registered on the arsehat meter. I am like, in a good mood. Scary isn’t it? I blame the drugs. On day 8 of this fucking flu. C’mon I had to put in a
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- 17 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has added
catatonickid to her friends list.
- 18 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Srsly. You did. Text I just sent my girls at school. ‘The game? You lost it. Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa’ I can hear their screams from here. Don’t know the game? Too bad, you are playing it even when you don’t realise it. An
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- 19 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Sunday night. Boo has just been serenading me with rockin’ riffs on his, badly tuned but who can even notice, guitar. Totally naked, save the blanket he totes around pooling at his feet. ‘Rock on baby, rock on!’ I shout and then sm
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- 20 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has stumbled: Huckdolls Hood: This is your Brain. This is your Brain on Drugs. Any Questions?
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
and I swear to God, Allah, Budda and the Goddess that I saw this freaking woman. I actually stopped dead in my tracks and did a double take. Twice. I think I even said ‘Fuck me dead’ out loud. Cause other people were doing doubl
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- 22 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
You guys say some funny shit. Sometimes people miss the hilarity that ensues in the comments. Especially if they don’t subscribe to comments or come back to read what you mad biatches have to say. And that is a shame. Cause some days I *snort*
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Today in Australia it is a public holiday. Lest we forget. A Friday. A long weekend. The last chance before Winter sets in to get away for a 3 day weekend. Lest we forget. We live in a town on a main highway. The highway that takes the city slic
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- 23 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
I sent this email to my daddy hi my daddy, yeah still feel like crap, I can come over and share if you like. Got some nice projectile sneezing going on we can have a competition! Who can sneeze the furthest and annoy Mum the most. my email moth
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Magnetobold has stumbled: ...and the pursuit of happiness
- 24 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
I have the lurgy. The sucky crappy whiny bug. And I got my period. A week early. So yeah, I am a joy to be around. Oh and lets not forget the zit the size of a planet that has taken up residence on the side of my chin and throwing off my balance. A
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Magnetobold has updated her friends list.
- 26 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
Today I was at the local shopping centre. Mall for you non-Aussies. Wandering around with my Boo, clutching coffee for me and juice for the tiny terrorist. A lovely way to kill time till we had to go and pick up Moo and Too from the train station
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- 28 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
And has TWENTY tiara’s to prove it. Yes, my lovelies, we found 20 tiara’s stashed in that hell hole. This morning I was woken by Boo telling me that it is the 19th day of April. ‘What the fuck to I care? Really Boo? That is nice, n
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- 29 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has posted a new entry on: Magnetobold Too!
I love my daughter. She is a gorgeous, funny, sassy 16 year old chick. But fuck me dead she is a dirty slob. Tomorrow her new bed arrives. A bed that MOTY bought her. A bed she picked that is PERFECT and GORGEOUS and TO DIE FOR. A. Two. Thousand. D
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- 30 Days Ago
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Magnetobold has stumbled: