MikeWJ's profile Michael Whiteman-Jones / Male / Member since July 2009 / Last seen 1 month ago
My name is Michael Inigo Montoya Whiteman-Jones. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
No, just kidding. I’m a kidder. Outside of my imaginary world, I’m a professional writer, editor and photographer who lives in Denver, Colo. I like obscure literary references and other silly things so much that I decided to start writing the critically acclaimed blog Too Many Mornings in April 2009. Actually, to be honest, it’s not so much critically acclaimed as critically ignored. So, I write mostly to amuse myself. But you’re welcome to read long if you’d like.
I mostly write stuff that’s supposed to be funny. Not jokes, though, because I’m not good with jokes. I can’t remember why the priest, the rabbi and the reverend were in the bar, let alone why they left with the talking dog that likes champagne. I’m more of a humorist, which means you might not laugh out loud when you read Too Many Mornings, but you might smile a tiny bit, just like Mona Lisa did when that incorrigible flirt Leonardo painted a goofy mustache on his lip.
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