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- August 23rd, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Alienated
I’ve been abducted by aliens. Just in case you were wondering where I was. Am. Yoo-hoo!I’m here. Looking down on earthykins from the spacepod I’m sharing with my rather leathery complexioned companions – they’re dark grey, bucktoothed quadr
- July 25th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Leaving on a jet plane
Well, I'm off on my hollies. Finally, I managed to get hold of a bikini. It's purple, grape, or hyacinth in hue, depending on how much of a pretentious twot you are. To give you a measure of my husband's abilities in this area, he refers to it as 'cr
- July 19th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Mental cycle
Countdown to the summer trip is underway. Operation buttock bronze is in full swing and reports of the attendant earth tremors are coming in thick and fast. The French secret service, who already have a file on me as thick as a king Camembert, have
- July 13th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
- July 9th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
French flashers
Now, there is one thing I absolutely love about the French. Without reservation. It is something that sets them apart from the rest of the world.Can you guess what it is? Yes, I know...where to start? The French are over-burdened with top traits...I'
- July 5th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Invasion aversion
It's started again. Every year is the same. The supermarkets are full of them. The winding country roads clogged with them. Cafes and bars packed with them. Swimming pools and lakes flooded with them.Holidaymakers.Don't you just hate them?Exposing th
- July 3rd, 2008
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Mya has added
francetales to their friends list. - June 29th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Bugger me, Bergamot!
More horti-porn, I'm afraid.This beautiful, spikey frothiness of a plant is currently flowering chez nous - it's called Bergamot or Monarda. You know the nice smelly stuff they chuck into Earl Grey tea? Goes well with courgettes too, I'm told.My brai
- June 24th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Shagged out
Despite being wholly appreciative of your input, and in awe of your greater experience (in just about every arena)…perhaps asking you lot about the sex scene wasn’t such a great idea. Whilst I value greatly your opinions on the subject and your e
- June 17th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Any old excuse to write lots of filth...
I don’t know if it’s the wet weather. Or the time of year. Or the fact that I’m just noticing it more, because I have sex on the mind. But, I have noticed …something.The snails are really going at it like rabbits, if you’ll excuse the atroc
- June 12th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Writing and sex
In a blog sense, I’m a bit quieter than usual. I am trying to bang out a synopsis for novel number two. It’s tough. I’m very much a go with the flow, whatever feels right, let the story tell itself type of a writer. Plans and charts, graphs and
- June 8th, 2008
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Mya has posted a new entry on: Missing You Already
Does my bum look slightly less gigantic in this?
Owing to the unbelievably shite inclement weather currently being inflicted upon us, there haven't been many opportunities to wear my new bikini. That is, if I had actually climbed off my dimpled arsecheeks and waddled to the shops to purchase one. W
