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There's nothing sadder in this world to a teenager than to awake Christmas morning and have to go to church with your parents.
December 24th, 2009
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No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidation and guilt on the eve of a major holiday.
December 23rd, 2009
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
December 22nd, 2009
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Nothing screams holiday, like a cheese log.
December 21st, 2009
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
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The only thing stronger than this mother's love is my garlic breath
Rapieress has posted a new entry on: A Week In The Life of A Redhead

Teen Has Amazing Talent For Guessing Christmas Gifts

“Mom?” “Yes?” “I think you should just let me open whatever gift is a video game – then I won’t be so annoying over the Christmas break.” “YouR…

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December 20th, 2009
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I'm at that age when my back goes out more than I do.
December 19th, 2009
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Never stand between a teenage boy and the refrigerator.
December 18th, 2009
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If music be the soothing food of teenage angst, play on.
December 17th, 2009
Rapieress has dugg: MoveOn Hits $1 Million Mark In Anti-Lieberman Campaign
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I never met a dark chocolate I didn't like.
December 16th, 2009
Rapieress has dugg: How One Lesson Can Make All the Difference
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I'm pretty sure by now that my home is protected by killer dust bunnies.
December 15th, 2009
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Cleaning your house while teenagers are still living with you is like washing your car just as it is about to rain.
December 14th, 2009
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My teenage son said he needed more space, so I locked him outside.
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- The Cat Who Came Back Home For Christmas
- Little Known Ways To Drive a Dream Leader Crazy
Rapieress has posted a new entry on: A Week In The Life of A Redhead

Warning: Teenage Boys Live To Fart

“Mom?” “Yes?” “Wanna see if my farts smell?” “Not really.” “Your loss then.” Until next time - C http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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December 13th, 2009
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It's Saturday night and I am going to sleep before my 14 year old son - WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
December 12th, 2009
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A true friend never defends their friend's husband or boyfriend who gets them an electric vacuum cleaner for Christmas.
December 11th, 2009
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When you send your teenager to the store, the odds of him leaving the store with ONLY the loaf of bread you need are three trillion to one.
December 10th, 2009
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Who, in their infinite wisdom, decreed that under garments to high school football uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
December 9th, 2009
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@lisamaccoll is your child related to my teenager? I imagine the smell was not too great either.
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A Mother's words of wisdom: "Look at me when I am talking to you! Don't look at me like that young man!"
December 8th, 2009
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I have never gone to the bathroom in my life that a male voice on the other side of the door hasn't said, "Are you really busy right now?"
December 7th, 2009
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How many teenagers does it take to turn off the light in the kitchen? 3 - It takes 1 to say, "What light?" & 2 more to say, "I don't know."
December 6th, 2009
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Give the perfect XMAS gift that is practical, fits everyone, & will be remembered for a long time - A Gift certificate for a flu shot
December 5th, 2009
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@mediatemple your service is so incredible and thank you for looking into the problem at 4:00 in the morning . . . amazing . . . thank you
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When a teenage boy is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing - believe him. It's better that way.
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@mediatemple there is a problem with r sites twitterandbeyond.com 8womendream.com aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com hacked?
December 4th, 2009
Rapieress has dugg: How 3 Photographers Changed My Thinking
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The only reason I would take up running as exercise is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
December 3rd, 2009
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One of life's mysteries is how a one-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
December 2nd, 2009
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New blog post: Who Else Wants To See A Hilarious Snowball Fight? bit.ly/8Akovs
Rapieress has posted a new entry on: A Week In The Life of A Redhead

Who Else Wants To See A Hilarious Snowball Fight?

I know my usual posting schedule is Sunday evenings, but I had to share this little video created by our dear talented friend Ray Mabry, which features his wife Heather (my dear friend and boss so to…

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Rapieress has dugg: How to Prepare for Rose Parade Float Deco Week
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French fries between the car seats do not improve with time.
December 1st, 2009
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My second favorite household chore is cleaning the toilet. My first being hitting my head against the front door until I faint.
November 30th, 2009
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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New blog post: Double the Teenagers: Quadruple The Food Bill bit.ly/7GbDej/
November 29th, 2009
Rapieress has posted a new entry on: A Week In The Life of A Redhead

Double the Teenagers: Quadruple The Food Bill

“Brian. What did you have at the football game?” “Uh, let’s see . . . 1 double cheeseburger, 3 hot dogs, 4 hot chocolates, a soda or two, some of George’s nachos . . . I&…

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Teenage boys should be regarded as perishables: Let them out for too long and they go bad.
November 28th, 2009
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Parent Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving to our kids.
November 27th, 2009
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Do you know what to call guests who use towels & never wash them, eat meals & never do dishes, sleep in rooms they never clean? Teenagers.
November 25th, 2009
Rapieress has dugg: How Giving Our Dreams Our Best or Not Is OK
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Any mom who is forced to watch three games of high school football in a row should be declared legally brain dead.

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