RelaxMax RelaxMax's profile Relax Max / 14, Male / Member since April 2008 / Last seen 2 hours ago

Relax Max is one of many literary voices that live within a person named Tom. Max is pure id, pure inner child, straightforward, without guile, exuberant, excessive in all things, unrestrained. Caution: Max is an empath. Max varies in developmental age from about 12 years old to about 25 years old, but is most likely to appear as a teenaged boy with a typical teenaged boy's foul mouth and desire to shock. Max is made more dangerous by having full mental access to the older Tom's life experiences.

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BritishSpeak

BritishSpeak

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One American's quest to understand British English. British euphemisms, British slang, British idioms. Finding and highlighting the differences between American English a…

Latest Post: It has been real. Surreal, in fact

The Slap & Tickle

The Slap & Tickle

http://www.britishspeak3.blogspot.com

Friends of BritishSpeak: the book. A blog dedicated to the continued camaraderie of the contributors and friends of the book "BritishSpeak".

Latest Post: Fight beer taxes

Way Harsh

Way Harsh

http://wayharsh.blogspot.com

Political and societal satire. Parody. Lampooning.

Latest Post: Thinking for yourself

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    dereksmithers
    dereksmithers said:

    And to think that before that incident, they also said that I showed promise. Ha!

    October 7th 2009 - Shout-to-Shout

    dereksmithers
    dereksmithers said:

    Avatar, schmavitar. We all know that you're really real, even if your digital representation of yourself isn't. I do hope I didn't make a social faux pas; that would be terribly embarassing, much like the time I got caught sniffing the sports equipment after ladies gymnastics in high school.

    October 7th 2009 - Shout-to-Shout

    dereksmithers
    dereksmithers said:

    You are a very odd person.

    October 7th 2009 - Shout-to-Shout

    dereksmithers
    dereksmithers said:

    I didn't say I was nothing like Gavin - he's the one who made me, after all. But Qelqoth? No, I'm nothing like that vile cantankerous lout.

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    dereksmithers said:

    Thank you for visiting, Relax Max. I assure you that I'm nothing like that odious "qelqoth" chap. I'm very lovely. You will love me. Long time. Fi' Dolla.

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