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                <title>SmartAss has dugg: Ever Heard Star-Spangled Banner on a Baseball Bat?.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:37:42 -0600</pubDate>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:08:55 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  New post: Mets maul Cole in Queens (http://cli.gs/42L88).</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:20:44 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Mets maul Cole in Queens.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:20:43 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  New post: Phillies rattle D-Backs (http://cli.gs/S0BYP).</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:57:56 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Phillies rattle D-Backs.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:57:43 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  New post: Lee continues to impress (http://cli.gs/3V1LX).</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:01:06 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Lee continues to impress.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:00:59 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  Brad Lidge added a new wrinkle to his blown Save repertoire, the double error, on his way to blowing his 8th Save opportunity of the sea ....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:45:11 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3335879589"> Brad Lidge added a new wrinkle to his blown Save repertoire, the double error, on his way to blowing his 8th Save opportunity of the sea ...</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Lidge gets chopped.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:45:01 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  Ryan Howard led off the 9th with a solo home run to give the Phillies a tough 3-2 win over the Atlanta Braves.  http://cli.gs/HNEbJ.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:10:01 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Howard blasts the Phils to victory.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:09:58 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  An afternoon of timely hitting, good defense and strong pitching as the Phillies cruise to a 6-1 win while sweeping the Cubs. http://cli ....</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:48:54 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3294636826"> An afternoon of timely hitting, good defense and strong pitching as the Phillies cruise to a 6-1 win while sweeping the Cubs. http://cli ...</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Phillies sweep the Cubs.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:48:52 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  Yes, kissing backside is part of your duties and responsibilities – if advancement, riches and perks are what you are http://cli.gs/4TJu4.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:22:41 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3286727653"> Yes, kissing backside is part of your duties and responsibilities – if advancement, riches and perks are what you are http://cli.gs/4TJu4</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: A network is a friend for life.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:15:30 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  The Phillies would record 14 hits, to include home runs by Shane Victorino, Jimmy Rollins and Raul Ibanez in the first five innings. htt ....</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:15:04 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3279086547"> The Phillies would record 14 hits, to include home runs by Shane Victorino, Jimmy Rollins and Raul Ibanez in the first five innings. htt ...</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Phillies explode on the Cubs.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:14:59 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  I just took 30 seconds to help END #SMA, the #1 genetic killer of young children. Go to http://EndSMA.org/twitter to tweet for a cure!.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:41:01 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3275603794"> I just took 30 seconds to help END #SMA, the #1 genetic killer of young children. Go to http://EndSMA.org/twitter to tweet for a cure!</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  #SenArlenSpecter: It is important to me that you cosponsor the #SMATreatmentAccelerationAct, S. 1158! http://bit.ly/aml9l.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:41:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3275603616"> #SenArlenSpecter: It is important to me that you cosponsor the #SMATreatmentAccelerationAct, S. 1158! http://bit.ly/aml9l</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  #SenRobertCasey: It is important to me that you cosponsor the #SMATreatmentAccelerationAct, S. 1158! http://bit.ly/aml9l.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:41:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3275603484"> #SenRobertCasey: It is important to me that you cosponsor the #SMATreatmentAccelerationAct, S. 1158! http://bit.ly/aml9l</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  #RepTimHolden: It is important to me that you cosponsor the #SMATreatmentAccelerationAct, H.R. 2149! http://bit.ly/1W0Lr.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:40:59 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3275603319"> #RepTimHolden: It is important to me that you cosponsor the #SMATreatmentAccelerationAct, H.R. 2149! http://bit.ly/1W0Lr</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  The Phillies would get a solo blast (HR) by Ben Francisco into the basket above the left field wall for a 4-3 win over the Cubs. http:// ....</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:33:30 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3258623654"> The Phillies would get a solo blast (HR) by Ben Francisco into the basket above the left field wall for a 4-3 win over the Cubs. http:// ...</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Phillies shave the Cubs.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:33:28 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  Interview Tips: I prefer to start the interview process with the company’s mission statement.  http://cli.gs/XaLVV.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:43:08 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3232893260"> Interview Tips: I prefer to start the interview process with the company’s mission statement.  http://cli.gs/XaLVV</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Interviews, missions and bores.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:54:41 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  Cole Hamels for most of the season has failed to recognize that he is fooling no one at the plate with his over-hyped change up. http:// ....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:15:54 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3201824196"> Cole Hamels for most of the season has failed to recognize that he is fooling no one at the plate with his over-hyped change up. http:// ...</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: Hamels can’t fool a fish.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:15:50 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>SmartAss just twittered:  After an hour looking through every script and php page in my theme I can’t find it.  http://cli.gs/90rQm.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:51:17 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/SmartAss">SmartAss</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/MarcelinoIsSaa/statuses/3199562233"> After an hour looking through every script and php page in my theme I can’t find it.  http://cli.gs/90rQm</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>SmartAss has published a new blog post: An Overflow stack of herpes.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:49:03 -0500</pubDate>
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