Static Static's profile Static / 109, Male / Member since February 2008 / Last seen 2 hours ago

Hi here's a few details-
My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude, and backfired enemas...you wanted something more perhaps? Okay then.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, where was I again? Nooooo!
I am an evil sock puppet bent on world domination, sticking it to the man by running my own comedy website, killing spammers & genetically modified chickens as I go (that means you). I live in the land of Arse on planet N00b, oops I meant planet Krapsody and my life is loosely based on the life of Philleas Fogg, when I say "loosely based" I mean I have no idea in hell who Philleas Fogg was.

My other interests include-
(sigh) I have to make this all neat and organized and stuff, or you'll never get through it.
Here they are in no particular order.
1.) Converting O2 to CO2 2.) Chewing my toenails 3.) Watching grass grow 4.) Artsy fartsy stuff 5.) Music 6.) Offbeat news 7.) Comedy 8.) Humor 9.) Funny stuff 10.) Rants 11.) Anything: Bizarre, Insane, or Weird 12.) Pie 13.) Randomness 14.) Keeping notes on whom I am going to get revenge on next 15.) Tossing midgets and more! y'know typical guy stuffs... btw, I've got happy feet. They're never happier than when they're kicking some ass. Especially clown ass, with my big clown ass kickin' shoes on. I'm a kidder, I like clowning around. I tried thinking outside the box... once. And then I realized I was thinking inside a big circle. Was that too much information?

↑ Don't end up with stupid! ← → ↓

Favorite quote: "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts

Krapsody's here for your lurid reviews.

I'm also one of many talented co-authors @
Project Julio
http://projectjulio.blogspot.com

Homeless in Seattle
http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/

and

Angry Clown
http://angryclown.blogspot.com

ch-ch-check 'em out...
See ya when I sees ya! =D

Yours insincerely,

~Stat

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