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                <title>BlogCatalog User Feed: Static</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:24:19 -0600</pubDate>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: @ ADHD Snarky B - Yes. Dylan not only plays music, he INVENTED IT!!That&amp;.. http://bit.ly/08SEm4j.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:01:16 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5906118928"> A New Krap Comment: @ ADHD Snarky B - Yes. Dylan not only plays music, he INVENTED IT!!That&.. http://bit.ly/08SEm4j</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: @ Anonymous - Excellent. Very informative. As an outsider, what do you t.. http://bit.ly/5rnqTx.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:31:29 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5905398070"> A New Krap Comment: @ Anonymous - Excellent. Very informative. As an outsider, what do you t.. http://bit.ly/5rnqTx</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: horSymnDymn http://comprare-viagra.wikidot.com http://buy-apcalis.wikido.. http://tinyurl.com/ygc4cyu.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5884560291</link>
                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:01:15 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5884560291"> A New Krap Comment: horSymnDymn http://comprare-viagra.wikidot.com http://buy-apcalis.wikido.. http://tinyurl.com/ygc4cyu</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: Bob Dylan play&amp;#39;s music? Huh. I thought he was just a spokesman for t.. http://bit.ly/38dM2F.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:02:27 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5867129241"> A New Krap Comment: Bob Dylan play&#39;s music? Huh. I thought he was just a spokesman for t.. http://bit.ly/38dM2F</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: @UtterD - Mozart seemed to have the same effect on cows. Just imagine th.. http://bit.ly/2CUeRr.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:01:03 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5846697960"> A New Krap Comment: @UtterD - Mozart seemed to have the same effect on cows. Just imagine th.. http://bit.ly/2CUeRr</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  Sesame Street turned 40 this month...I imagine, even for a muppet, that's a long time to have a fist up your ass. #sesamestreet.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:32:21 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5813409013"> Sesame Street turned 40 this month...I imagine, even for a muppet, that's a long time to have a fist up your ass. #sesamestreet</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse::The Onion http://bit.ly/K0j9R.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:25:11 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5813219295"> Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse::The Onion http://bit.ly/K0j9R</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  &quot;Something is technically wrong. Thanks for noticing—we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon&quot; Oki doki, smart asses..</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:24:16 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5813194874"> "Something is technically wrong. Thanks for noticing—we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon" Oki doki, smart asses.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  If it snows we're in for deercicles! RT @undercook @1Static1 Wait for heavy rainfall. Instant stew. http://bit.ly/YuVG1.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:19:36 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5813070646"> If it snows we're in for deercicles! RT @undercook @1Static1 Wait for heavy rainfall. Instant stew. http://bit.ly/YuVG1</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  I'm at that age where I don't like to be called &quot;dude&quot;, but being called &quot;sir&quot; makes me feel old. So until further  (cont) http://tl.gd/vjrl.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:07:51 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5812755723"> I'm at that age where I don't like to be called "dude", but being called "sir" makes me feel old. So until further  (cont) http://tl.gd/vjrl</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  And he's smokin' a cigarette. RT @grumpassgrumpaw Runnin with the devil has to be the lamest lyric ever. I picture  (cont) http://tl.gd/vjh1.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:35:53 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5811876802"> And he's smokin' a cigarette. RT @grumpassgrumpaw Runnin with the devil has to be the lamest lyric ever. I picture  (cont) http://tl.gd/vjh1</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  Food's always more fun, when it's killed on the run. http://bit.ly/YuVG1.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:27:45 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5811649891"> Food's always more fun, when it's killed on the run. http://bit.ly/YuVG1</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: I felt it was almost inevitable that I was going to get the swine (cue s.. http://bit.ly/44O2Dl.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:01:20 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5786541408"> A New Krap Comment: I felt it was almost inevitable that I was going to get the swine (cue s.. http://bit.ly/44O2Dl</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has added blackoutface to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:58:29 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> has added <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/blackoutface">blackoutface</a> to their friends list.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has added Keithb to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:58:01 -0600</pubDate>
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                <title>Static has added michaelmcguerty to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:53:12 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> has added <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/michaelmcguerty">michaelmcguerty</a> to their friends list.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has added Gregorioart to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:51:44 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> has added <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Gregorioart">Gregorioart</a> to their friends list.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has added mikeowl to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:48:11 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> has added <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/mikeowl">mikeowl</a> to their friends list.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has added lifetymeexteriors to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:45:55 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> has added <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/lifetymeexteriors">lifetymeexteriors</a> to their friends list.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has added PoliticalSex to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:44:59 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> has added <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/PoliticalSex">PoliticalSex</a> to their friends list.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has added LuvBeauti to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:44:33 -0600</pubDate>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  Bow down before your god,  Zlad! and kiss his Keytar http://bit.ly/2gMjv9 (Ha) I put my  port plug (Ha Ha) in your socket (Ha Ha Ha)!!.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:18:46 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5741798429"> Bow down before your god,  Zlad! and kiss his Keytar http://bit.ly/2gMjv9 (Ha) I put my  port plug (Ha Ha) in your socket (Ha Ha Ha)!!</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: When I play my Roland AX-1 (keytar), the sound that spews forth, as a yo.. http://bit.ly/41IAIm.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:01:26 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5726224863"> A New Krap Comment: When I play my Roland AX-1 (keytar), the sound that spews forth, as a yo.. http://bit.ly/41IAIm</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: @G Money - Sounds..AWESOME!! Does this song have it&amp;#39;s own little cho.. http://bit.ly/48v0xf.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:01:49 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5689249240"> A New Krap Comment: @G Money - Sounds..AWESOME!! Does this song have it&#39;s own little cho.. http://bit.ly/48v0xf</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: @G Money - Sounds..AWESOME!! Does this song have it&amp;#39;s own little cho.. http://bit.ly/4n2PoB.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:31:58 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5688516604"> A New Krap Comment: @G Money - Sounds..AWESOME!! Does this song have it&#39;s own little cho.. http://bit.ly/4n2PoB</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: I once wrote a song for King Kong that went:I don&amp;#39;t believe in Zimme.. http://bit.ly/mp2kG.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:31:23 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5674029017"> A New Krap Comment: I once wrote a song for King Kong that went:I don&#39;t believe in Zimme.. http://bit.ly/mp2kG</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static just twittered:  A New Krap Comment: Umm...WHAT do I do if my dick is still hard? http://bit.ly/2CJOaD.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:31:23 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/1Static1/statuses/5672167266"> A New Krap Comment: Umm...WHAT do I do if my dick is still hard? http://bit.ly/2CJOaD</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has added UtterlyDistasteful to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:07:26 -0600</pubDate>
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                <title>Static has added comedyblog to their friends list.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:04:51 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> has added <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/comedyblog">comedyblog</a> to their friends list.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>Static has published a new blog post: Dylan Army Goes AWOL.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:38:26 -0600</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/Static">Static</a> has published a new blog post: <a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/post/41b8dbaef8f2113fecec97263477ef99">Dylan Army Goes AWOL</a>.</p>]]></description>
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