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- December 6th, 2009
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A Fruity Version of Concrete?
Whatever happened to myrrh? By Timo Cerantola There are some Christmas traditions that confuse me. OK, I get the part about Mary and Joseph and the birth of Jesus. And I’m very okay with the message…
- December 2nd, 2009
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This Christmas, I Will Likely Save Your Life
By Timo Cerantola Every year, I observe a very special Christmas shopping tradition. Yes, each year, as Christmas draws near, I wait and I wait and I wait, until just the right moment, and then, on De…
- November 27th, 2009
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blogoffanddie is celebrating his birthday today!
- November 22nd, 2009
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Poor Turkey
By Timo Cerantola With Thanksgiving just around the corner, I guess many of you are looking forward to a traditional Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings of course. Naturally, you’ll hav…
- November 15th, 2009
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Those Poor Dumb Turkeys
By Timo Cerantola With Thanksgiving just around the corner, I guess many of you are looking forward to a traditional Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings. Naturally, you’ll have turkey.…
- October 6th, 2009
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Armageddon May Not Be Suitable for Minors
By Timo Cerantola IN the last, dark days of man… IN a world ruled by fear and hate… there comes a ragtag renegade group of war-loving, bible thumping Americans led by Jesus himself. The final b…
- September 19th, 2009
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Save the World, Marry a Geek!
By Timo Cerantola Today’s topic is ‘idiots’ and, how women have it within their power to stop them. Have you ever wondered why our planet is in such a chaotic state? I blame our problems mostly…
- September 16th, 2009
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It’s the Apocalypse Baby! Let the Fat Lady Sing
By Timo Cerantola The end of the world is coming very, very soon. I know this because it’s almost the year 2012 and besides, it was written right on the front page of a very popular supermarket tabl…
- September 7th, 2009
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Earth Invaded by Evil, Bug-Eyed Space Aliens. Run for your lives!
Make room for Martians… By Timo Cerantola According to NASA’s Phoenix Mars Lander, there is water on Mars; and not just signs of water that existed there billions of years ago, but water,…
- August 27th, 2009
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Brother can you spare another $2.3 Trillion?
By Timo Cerantola IN the beginning, there were no banks. THEN man said, “Let there be the three piece suit.” AND man saw that this was good (especially Armani). Then man said, “Let there be the…
- August 24th, 2009
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I want a cheese that can drive women crazy!
Click “Submit Abuse” if you feel this post is inappropriate. Explain why below if you wish. Cancel By Timo Cerantola If you were to ask me, as a media professional who knows absolutely…
- August 17th, 2009
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blogoffanddie has posted a new entry on: ungratefulbastards
The Asshole Quiz: Are you one?
By Timo Cerantola Am I an asshole? Don’t answer that yet (though I think I know what your response will be). It’s a question we all should ask ourselves for, at times we are all guilty of a litt…
- August 16th, 2009
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The Asshole Quiz: Are you one?
By Timo Cerantola Am I an asshole? Don’t answer that yet (though I think I know what your response will be). It’s a question we all should ask ourselves for, at times we are all guilty of a little…
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blogoffanddie has posted a new entry on: Bones
The Asshole Quiz: Are you one?
By Timo Cerantola Am I an asshole? Don’t answer that yet (though I think I know what your response will be). It’s a question we all should ask ourselves for, at times we are all…
- August 15th, 2009
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blogoffanddie has posted a new entry on: theimpolitecanadian
Barack Obama, growing on me like a colony of E. coli
By Timo Cerantola Six months of President Obama and the best thing I can say about Barack is that he’s not George Bush. Granted, he may be smarter than that banal skin sack Bush, but if the outcome…
- July 30th, 2009
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blogoffanddie has posted a new entry on: Bones
It's all over - except for the lying
By Timo Cerantola When it comes to government and media, I don’t know whom to trust anymore. I certainly don’t trust ours - that’s for sure. I’ll never understand or under…
- July 28th, 2009
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Attack of the Zucchini People
By Timo Cerantola There I was, just minding my own business when, from out of nowhere, this guy jumps me with a bag full of zucchini. “If you know what’s good for you,” he says in…
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Attack of the Zucchini People
By Timo Cerantola There I was, just minding my own business when, from out of nowhere, this guy jumps me with a bag full of zucchini. &ld…
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Attack of the Zucchini People
By Timo Cerantola There I was, just minding my own business when, from out of nowhere, this guy jumps me with a basket full of zucchini. “If you know what’s good for you,”…
- July 26th, 2009
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Kiss your butts good-bye!
By Timo Cerantola According to many psychics, religious fundamentalists and doomsday enthusiasts (who are all, more or less, the same people), the Bible’s final battle between good and evil is now…
- July 24th, 2009
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It’s all over – except for the lying.
By Timo Cerantola When it comes to government and media, I don’t know whom to trust anymore. I certainly don’t trust ours – that’s for sure. I’ll never understand or underestimate the pu…
- July 23rd, 2009
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blogoffanddie has posted a new entry on: BlogOffAndDie
It’s all over – except for the lying
By TimoCerantola When it comes to governments and media, I don’t know whom to trust anymore. I certainly don’t trust ours – that’s for sure. I’ll never understand or underestimate the pu…
- January 1st, 2009
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