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- December 15th, 2009
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Better Than Facebook
Is there someone from your past that you have lost contact with. Perhaps someone you went to school with or a former co-worker or maybe an ex boy/girlfriend. Have you recently found yourself wonde…
- December 14th, 2009
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The Redneck Undead: Vampires, Zombies, Werewolves, Fast Food Attendants
Ernie and I both enjoy a good story about an undead critter, like a zombie or a government worker. I know we aren’t alone in our interests. Steve writes about his trade show zombies and the Zomb…
- December 13th, 2009
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Shedding More Light On Twilight?
I have been around the internets and seen several Wordle pictures. These things fascinate me. I took my recent post about Twilight and Wordle- ified it. It just seems so weird and intuitive that I dec…
- December 9th, 2009
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Twilight and the Bestiality vs. Necrophilia Debate
What with all the internet hooplah over Twilight being about necrophilia or bestiality, I thought I’d throw my two cents in. Be warned, not only might there be Twilight spoilers, this might be a…
- November 27th, 2009
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Rural Internet Woes: Stupid Aircards!
Wooooo! I’m ready to let out a Howard Dean scream like my favorite jacked Gingah! Finally. I have high speed internet again. I have been relying on an aircard that goes into the USB port. My Com…
- November 26th, 2009
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I Frakkin’ Knew It!
A couple of days ago I wrote all I knew about this H1N1 thing that’s going around. I sort of touched on a few things I suspected about it, but I didn’t really get into that. Mostly I just stuc…
- November 22nd, 2009
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And Now a Couple Comments That We Deleted
Not that long ago, I put out our new Comment Rules for the Redneck Bar and Grill. I didn’t really expect spammers to read them, but it made me feel a little better just to put it into words. F…
- November 20th, 2009
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This is What Video Games Teach You
There was a boy named Andrew who lived in a Calgary suburb with parents who worked long hours and didn’t have enough time to spend with him. He spent most of his time playing violent video games…
- November 19th, 2009
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Those Darn Rattlesnakes…
Hey, I hope RT and Steve can take a joke! Steve the Trade Show Guru and RT from the Philippines are hiking in Texas in a dry, desert valley. They are quite some ways from the road and not even sur…
- November 18th, 2009
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New Green Product Saves Birds: Environmentally Sound Products To The Rescue!
This new tasty treat will save swallows everywhere. I know we will all want to go out and find a big ‘ole honkin’ armload of these like tomorrow! If you are buying these, make sure you onl…
- November 17th, 2009
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I Don’t Feel So Good. I Thinks It’s That Gakk…
Well, what’s in the news these days. Oh; there’s one rather obscure item that I ran across recently. Probably not very many of you out there have heard about this, though, it hasn’t gotten a…
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No Smorking Please. Got That?
So there you have it. Next time you need a smork, you gotta go outside. It used to be you could smork anywhere, but now all these goody two shoes, non-smorkers are crimping your style. What is this c…
- November 16th, 2009
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What is Your Designation?
One night an RCMP officer waited a little ways away from the parking lot of the Redneck Bar and Grill to see if anyone was going to try driving home after tanking up on Blue Beaver Beer. For the longe…
- November 15th, 2009
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Stranded
John was having this great dream. It started out with a night on the town, drinking Blue Beaver Beer with two hot blondes at the Redneck Bar and Grill. They played pool and Buck Hunter and drank more…
- November 13th, 2009
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My Comment on Comments From our Commentators
Boy do we love comments. We read ‘em all. Unfortunately, the spam comments outweigh the real comments by a huge margin. We’re talkin’, 3900 real approved comments, for 62,000 spam co…
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Hacked, Slashed, Rehashed But Still Open For Business
Sometimes it takes a little thing like someone hacking your site and taking over to wake a guy up from inertia. I haven’t been around the Redneck much, what with my lousy internet connections, l…
- November 10th, 2009
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Send Your Surrogate Out For Pizza
From time to time, I like to offer up movie reviews. However, this is not one of those times. I merely wish to enter into a deep philosophical discussion that came about from watching the movie …
- October 20th, 2009
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Hey Good Lookin’, What Ya Got Cookin’?
A little while back, I read the book “Hannibal Rising”; which is all about the formative years of Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lector. At one point a teenage Hannibal is getting some culinary les…
- October 5th, 2009
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Watch A Feature Movie In No Time At All
If you’re anything like me (and if you’re reading this then I assume that you are); you lead a very busy life. Between drinking six to eight Blue Beaver Beers a night, working full time…
- September 23rd, 2009
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I’m Getting Too Old For This Sh*t
Eventually we all come to point in our lives when we experience one small thing that will suddenly make us feel old. For some it might be when your best friends’ son (whom you can remember holding…
- September 16th, 2009
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Spam-De-Spam, Wonderful Spam
That’s right it’s another post about the wide world of spam. Now, I know what you’re thinking; man, he must be completely out of any new ideas at all if he’s going to this well again spam is…
- August 29th, 2009
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Some Girls Do This In Their Spare Time
Recently, I had occasion to watch the movie S. Darko. I thought it was not bad, though not particularly good. Just kind of, meh. However, that is beside the point that I wish to make. There is…
- August 19th, 2009
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I’m Going To CAPTCHA Some Spam
Well, there has been a great deal of interest in the whole spam topic. Many people out there are similarly plagued. A lot of you had ideas on how to deal with the infestation. I, however, came u…
- August 14th, 2009
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Hot Cougar Pics
Warning: Explicit pictures of cougars. Anyone who is too young to be looking at such things should navigate away immediately (yeah, right; like that’s going to happen). I started thinking ab…
- July 21st, 2009
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Attack of The Spam-Bots From Dimension X
Recently, Tim brought something disturbing to my attention. It seems that The Redneck is being frequently visited by spam-bots. At first I didn’t see the problem with this because I thought spam…
- July 18th, 2009
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What’s LaToya Jackson Been Smoking?
I saw an article in the paper the other day that caught my eye (and you know how painful that can be). LaToya Jackson is saying she believes that her brother was murdered by a group of conspirators…
- July 14th, 2009
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I Went To The Opera And All I Got Was This Lousy Organ Transplant
And speaking of not-on-Broadway Musicals; the other day I saw REPO! The Genetic Opera. Well, to be precise it was the movie adaptation of the opera. It kind of an unusual show, to say the least. …
- July 8th, 2009
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Let’s Go Get Stampeded
Well, it’s that time of year again. Time for the annual Horseguard Valley Stampede. This year is the 24 ½ th anniversary of the very first Horseguard Stampede. Back then it was just Old Man…
- July 4th, 2009
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I Have Been Naturally Nurtured
Lately, I’ve been giving some thought to the old “nature vs. nurture” debate. Are people born good/bad or do they turn that way later on as a result of their life experiences? Personally I…
- June 29th, 2009
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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me A Coffin
So, I guess by now the recent deaths of various celebrities is old news. But, I’ve been lazy afflicted with the weasel flu so I haven’t had a chance to comment on them until now. The one that ev…
- June 12th, 2009
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The Evil Dead Are Pretty Good Singers
You know, I got to thinking recently that’s it been ages since the last time I reviewed a Broadway Musical. I shall have to rectify that. Okay, so I guess Evil Dead: The Musical hasn’t quite made…
- May 27th, 2009
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A New Guru To Lead Us All
In the past I have occasionally sought out inspiration from other blogers out there on the inter-web. If I wanted to be even more Canadian than I already was I turned to Canucklehead, if I wanted to…
- May 19th, 2009
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Directory Assistance: Blah Blah Blah Blah
Every now and again, I experience something that just makes me want to rant and rave. And, I reckon, there can hardly be a more appropriate forum than right here at the Redneck Bar and Grill. Before…
- May 5th, 2009
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Play Some Fun Drinking Games While Avoiding The Flu
Recently, I had occasion to take a road trip out to Hairy Hill, Alberta. I, of course, know exactly how to fit in in any small town in Alberta; so I thought I would share some tips with all of The Red…
- April 29th, 2009
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Happiness Is Just A Delusion Away
Well, it’s been a few weeks since I was last seen at The Redneck; and probably many of you have been wondering if I went on another pointless holiday sabbatical. I haven’t. Rather I simply dec…
- April 24th, 2009
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- April 20th, 2009
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The Rocket Stick - Rogers Air Cards
Here we go again. The ongoing saga of how in the heck do I get reliable internet service with an air card like the Rogers Rocket Stick. This little device worked great for me in the populated areas of…
- April 9th, 2009
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