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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:32:02 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  I think I squished a bug under my backspace key. I'm sure when I'm more awake this will elicit more *ew* than *oh*..</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:49:54 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2497007923"> I think I squished a bug under my backspace key. I'm sure when I'm more awake this will elicit more *ew* than *oh*.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:28:11 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2496143193"> My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  oh please, that five year old is an amateur. she may have crocodile tears but I've got decades of hissy fit experience on my side..</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:09:28 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2488521615"> oh please, that five year old is an amateur. she may have crocodile tears but I've got decades of hissy fit experience on my side.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  live on the spot reporting: the soundtrack for hell is filled with muzak style easy listening music..</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:55:20 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2482350487"> live on the spot reporting: the soundtrack for hell is filled with muzak style easy listening music.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:10:50 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2481605825"> My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  an ode to a summer day:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
oh gawd my legs are white as glue!.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2475548686</link>
                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:32:10 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2475548686"> an ode to a summer day:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
oh gawd my legs are white as glue!</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  sorry it's so belated but thank you for the #FF recommendations! @amronsomar @Satans_Thong @Trukindog @Mela_De @Kathy_L.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2475497944</link>
                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:26:59 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2475497944"> sorry it's so belated but thank you for the #FF recommendations! @amronsomar @Satans_Thong @Trukindog @Mela_De @Kathy_L</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2468471781</link>
                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:12:24 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2468471781"> My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  a 4th of July sale with 7.4% off? come on people, a percent AND a decimal point? that's cruel to those of us who aren't magimaticians..</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2454849858</link>
                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:00:54 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2454849858"> a 4th of July sale with 7.4% off? come on people, a percent AND a decimal point? that's cruel to those of us who aren't magimaticians.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  this Associate Press news story has shattered my midget fantasies: &quot;Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes&quot;..</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2454407795</link>
                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:26:57 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2454407795"> this Associate Press news story has shattered my midget fantasies: "Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes".</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  I'm not so much nice as I am artificially sweetened..</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:40:07 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2453818287"> I'm not so much nice as I am artificially sweetened.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  the food pyramid completely disregards the *itos* food group. fritos, mojitos, burritos, doritos....</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:13:59 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2445826109"> the food pyramid completely disregards the *itos* food group. fritos, mojitos, burritos, doritos...</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  my lack of patience, let me show you it. now. right now. I said, RIGHT NOW, SHIT FOR BRAINS!.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2440272523</link>
                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:37:21 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2440272523"> my lack of patience, let me show you it. now. right now. I said, RIGHT NOW, SHIT FOR BRAINS!</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  trust me on this, *a farmer in a hurry,* is an oxymoron..</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2439773340</link>
                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:03:33 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2439773340"> trust me on this, *a farmer in a hurry,* is an oxymoron.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2431529811</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:38:17 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2431529811"> My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  do you think the coating of paint, sweat, grass clippings, and gasoline on my skin will create an environmental hazard when I shower?.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2428173849</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:31:43 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2428173849"> do you think the coating of paint, sweat, grass clippings, and gasoline on my skin will create an environmental hazard when I shower?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  It's as big as a billboard so I decided to rent space on my butt for assvertising. What, that's not how it works?.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2426429326</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:23:37 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2426429326"> It's as big as a billboard so I decided to rent space on my butt for assvertising. What, that's not how it works?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  Iowa: home to legal gay marriage AND the national hobo convention. suck on that all you other states!.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2423305742</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:40:24 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2423305742"> Iowa: home to legal gay marriage AND the national hobo convention. suck on that all you other states!</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  you know what this porch renovation needs? less manual labor by me and more men laboring. preferably hot men, without shirts..</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2422167839</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:19:55 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2422167839"> you know what this porch renovation needs? less manual labor by me and more men laboring. preferably hot men, without shirts.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  my bed sheets tried to strangle me last night, as paranoidally..</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:54:57 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2419510552"> my bed sheets tried to strangle me last night, as paranoidally.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  @azandiaMJBB yay! thanks. :).</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:53:34 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2419497066"> @azandiaMJBB yay! thanks. :)</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:01:03 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2414375846"> My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  seen on a workman's t-shirt:
Drink Triple
See Double
Act Single.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2405797499</link>
                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:30:21 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2405797499"> seen on a workman's t-shirt:
Drink Triple
See Double
Act Single</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  I couldn't fit a little gem into tweet form so you'll have to see it here:  http://bit.ly/2LPDQd.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2396620693</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:17:20 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2396620693"> I couldn't fit a little gem into tweet form so you'll have to see it here:  http://bit.ly/2LPDQd</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  holy crap, I forgot that afternoons drag on *forever* when I'm conscious..</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:10:55 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2392627990"> holy crap, I forgot that afternoons drag on *forever* when I'm conscious.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  Victoria's Secret, where you can take it up the ass for a thong..</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2389309487</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:09:46 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2389309487"> Victoria's Secret, where you can take it up the ass for a thong.</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  dear passenger (aka mother), I take it as commentary on my driving when you grab the door handle and hit the imaginary brakes FOR NO REASON.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:59:45 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2389169723"> dear passenger (aka mother), I take it as commentary on my driving when you grab the door handle and hit the imaginary brakes FOR NO REASON</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  early + surly = searly.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:11:16 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2387127434"> early + surly = searly</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4.</title>
                <link>http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2380808811</link>
                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:09:08 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2380808811"> My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/pLrk4</a>.</p>]]></description>
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                <title>chatblanc just twittered:  Spit is an approved cleaning solution for LCD displays, right?.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:54:18 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/chatblanc">chatblanc</a> just twittered: <a href="http://twitter.com/chatblanc/statuses/2372707739"> Spit is an approved cleaning solution for LCD displays, right?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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